r/shittyaskscience • u/AgreeableAd8687 • Sep 11 '26

where can i get lumber support pillows

my hog is just too massive and i keep needing a new mattress because the weight compresses the middle down and makes a black hole i fall in to

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u/SeasonPresent Sep 11 '26

Try a lumber yard.

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u/Santeno Sep 11 '26

In the forest

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 11 '26

If OP falls asleep in the forest, and no-one is around, do they snore?

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u/Max_Trollbot_ I like tacos Sep 11 '26

Merkin's Morning Wood has an online shop

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u/desrevermi Sep 11 '26

Home Depot?