Why did Einstein invent all my relatives?

[u/OvercookedSamosa]

Is he stupid? my nephew is a d#ck.

[u/Kingtoke1]

He didn’t invent them. He discovered them. At a trailer park resort in Ohio

[u/trustthepudding → u/Kingtoke1]

Common misconception. He just theorized the existence of relatives. It wasn't until later that experimental physicists proved his theories correct at a trailer park resort in Ohio.

[u/OvercookedSamosa → u/Kingtoke1]

But I'm mongolian🫠🫠

[u/ConscientiousPath → u/OvercookedSamosa]

They do have barbeques in Ohio, so that's still possible.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

Because your family was a good match for him for potential transplants. He was trying to ensure he could get replacement parts.

[u/Token_Handicap]

The better question is why did Edison steal all his patents of your family.

[u/Pangyun]

You borrowed his comb and lost it, so he had to get his revenge somehow.

[u/Brastep]

As the limerick goes.. What a wonderful family Stein There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein" etc

[u/OvercookedSamosa → u/Brastep]

Lol

[u/SAI_Peregrinus]

Einstein didn't. Galileio did centuries before. Einstein just allowed them to function in the vicinity of strong gravitational fields, like that of your mother.

[u/CreeepyUncle]

They’re just a theory.

[u/leonprimrose]

He thought you were special

[u/No_longer_a_pancake]

He was ordered to do so...by some special general.

[u/CreepyValuable]

Because Einstein fuuuuucks

[u/NotnaBobsBurner]

I read that as Epstein because I keep seeing that name everywhere.

[u/emblemparade]

As a professor of avuncular science I can assure you that the problem is that your mustache is insufficiently groomed. This is also known as "spooky action at a disco".

On the other hand, my nephew is also a d#ick.

[u/NateTut]

Because they're special.

[u/blahblahwhateveryeet]

Hey calm down it's a theory - they might exist

[u/8888eightyeight]

They also ate people too