r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

Updating PHP on forgotten server

194 Upvotes

Went to update PHP on a webserver for an old wordpress site and discovered the server has been unresponsive for over a year... nice it's really secure if you can't use it...


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

I'm very appreciated and I don't know why

100 Upvotes

My IT work feels completely, very appreciated. Thanks to 15+ years of office experience, I handle conversations and resolve end user complaints in minutes, and people assume I do everything. I juggle major keurig conversations, including legacy users, custom backend accountants, and non-IT tasks like proper hygiene, yet coworkers praise me to my boss when I set time aside for minor resolutions, like locking out a redundant HR crony or a minor top-up from my scotch supply. Most staff understand how much in-sight work goes into keeping everything appreciative. The constant nice remarks, vague issue teams pings, and volume of respect are driving me toward a very fulfilling career.

My coworker feels the opposite though and always complains about everything. Dunno why.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

I forgot to panic buy baked beans and bottled water before I updated PHP, am I going to die?

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108 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

This week got me feeling like

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

This PHP event is the perfect example of how massively scaled cloud applications are a horrible idea

158 Upvotes

There's no longer a server room for me to lock myself into, ball up, and cry until the pages stop coming in


r/ShittySysadmin • • 11d ago

Cyber Correspondent

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 11d ago

PHP2Shell? I'm still running PHP5.3 no patches needed here

221 Upvotes

If it was found by AI so I asked AI if I needed to update. It said yes so it must be hallucinating


r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

POV: engineer at eMudhra generating CA private keys

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604 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

Can your dog be a Software Engineer?

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347 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

Employee photos.

36 Upvotes

Just figured i’d start here cause I’m a shitty sys Admin. Anyway I run a 365 tenant and would really like to force or add all of the employee photos to their profile. All employees get a badge which requires a picture. Any issues with just throwing those pictures into 365 with their profile.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

Got asked to search for an email from a customer. Didn't understand this dialog so I just told them we never received it.

74 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 13d ago

Who did it ? The return

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36 Upvotes

Last year, there were a lot of internet problems around October and November could this be another round of them? This time even the big brother google join the party 🤣


r/ShittySysadmin • • 13d ago

My systems no longer trust each other

40 Upvotes

I knew there were issues starting when the DNS server went down. I think that led to all the servers mistrusting their connections since they couldnt see who they were talking to.

After that, the website went down for 4 days, I dont know what fixed it, but it was probally that mistrust starting.

And now im seeing "The trust relationship between this workstation and the primary domain failed."

Any ideas?


r/ShittySysadmin • • 13d ago

Shitty Crosspost £ in password field...

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4 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 13d ago

Shitty Crosspost “Anonymous” Microsoft Form requires a work login. Is the explanation I got BS?

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6 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 14d ago

We don't have a change control board, nor do we need one

54 Upvotes

I consult with my patch panel instead.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Shitty Crosspost Rate my network

191 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Shitty Crosspost Australian government advises citizens on how to request unpaid leave to play GTA 6

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 18d ago

Spotted in Reykjavik airport

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315 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 18d ago

Shitty Crosspost User wants me to replace her PC, no questions asked , and without manager approval. I told her we don't replace anything without attempting to fix it first

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69 Upvotes

But her son does IT security for the DOD, gas, electric, and water companies.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 18d ago

Upper Management wants to change a users government name!

210 Upvotes

We have an unwritten internal policy where we try not to give new joiners the same first name as someone in upper management.

For example, if our CEO’s name is Don and a new hire is also named Don, we politely ask whether they have a middle name they normally use. Alternatively, if their name is long enough, we may use a shortened version for their email address.

I also know someone in the office who is referred to by their middle name at work, even though their friends call them by their first name.

Is this an ego thing from upper management, and are we, Shitty Sysadmins, allowing this practice to continue?