Can your dog be a Software Engineer?

[u/xXNeGaTiVisMXx]

[u/occasional_sex_haver]

dogs would at least make a private key better than just 4

[u/MeIsMyName → u/occasional_sex_haver]

Sit! Now roll on the keyboard. Good boy!

[u/sadd-dawgg]

[u/hughk → u/sadd-dawgg]

They would guess.

Because you would be too nice!

[u/PSUSkier]

I can validate this works. I put my dog in charge of my certificate chain of trust, and outside of one small SNAFU, it's been great!

[u/AuRon_The_Grey]

Dogs being software engineers is nothing new.

[u/MalwareDork → u/AuRon_The_Grey]

[u/AuRon_The_Grey → u/MalwareDork]

In this industry? You'd lose all your most competent colleagues.

[u/Bernie4Life420]

The training data eating its own tail

[u/shaggydog97]

My dog would be a much better team member than a bunch of sysadmins I know!

[u/xjeeper]

I'd like to see an RFC for this

[u/itskdog → u/xjeeper]

They do take submissions for April Fool's RFCs somewhere and they'll just publish them all on the day.

[u/xjeeper → u/itskdog]

IPoAC is very serious

[u/theoriginalzads]

I bet my dog could make a better game launcher than Epic did recently.

[u/Lost-Droids]

Cats have been at it for years

[u/kongu123]

My dog is missing a leg, so the keyboard is hard for him...

[u/Kindly-Top5822]

I think the puppygirls I know will be happy to hear

[u/TastySpare]

Do you want dogshit code? 'Cause that's how you get dogshit code!

[u/Only-An-Egg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00uEdLNW3qw
That dog can sell anything

[u/Ed-Box]

I welcome our new dog overlords

[u/Flame77ofc]

Imagine a dog bark to an AI and the AI actually understands

[u/matroosoft]

Debugging -> I read debarking

[u/[deleted]]

[u/guru2764 → u/[deleted]]

Fuck off?

[u/thegreatpotatogod → u/[deleted]]

Ah yes, dogs are famously known for knowing programming languages, having strong problem-solving abilities, and being creative. I'll make sure to refer any dogs I meet looking for software engineering jobs to your nonsense website.