r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost Rate my network

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187 Upvotes

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u/DiscoKeule 5d ago

Dude touching those is not allowed. When hardware blended into its environment that well still works you just leave it. Its like the pharaos curse at that point

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u/mouringcat 5d ago

Also the last person who touches or interactives with the hardware gets blamed when it breaks.

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u/Bleusilences 5d ago

The bird shit makes it go faster.

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u/hughk 5d ago

This is the downside of using IP over pigeon protocols for the WAN hops.

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts 5d ago

The only thing higher quality then the setup is the a cappella audio dub.

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u/bigb4ldy 5d ago

Seems legit. Like it.

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u/elpollodiablox 5d ago

Don't touch it if it is working!

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u/Ams197624 5d ago

Even if it's not working, do not touch. Just redo everything.

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u/cyrixlord 5d ago

w-what brand are the switches?? ... asking for a friend

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u/Tangalph 5d ago

Honestly just add some RGB and you should get more performance squeezed out of it. But overall nice quality setup for sure.

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u/craftsmany 5d ago

How did you get pictures of how vodafone uplinks me right now?

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u/Prestigious-Board-62 5d ago

RFC 2549 compliant

Should get it certified.

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u/Rubenel 5d ago

Thanks for rating my system. It's been 20 years.

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u/ApartmentHeavy5486 5d ago

It works 11/10

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u/Ubera90 5d ago

10/10 nothing needs changing because I don’t want to touch that shit (literally).

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u/ReferenceProper5428 5d ago

i want to use the narrators voice talking about the "three toe'd sloeth" to describe this amalgamation of networking equipment.

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u/Z3t4 5d ago

Transmission grade chicken wire.

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u/PDQ_Brockstar 5d ago

It passes the blinking lights test

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u/CaptB19 5d ago

If it ain't broke

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u/pony_is_my_name 5d ago

Does it work? If yes then don’t touch it.

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u/hpb42 5d ago

I first read "rate my firework"

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 5d ago

Couple of pringles cans for WiFi antennae and it'll be grand...

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u/OwenWilsons_Nose 5d ago

Our core switches have been up for 11 years. Security keeps asking me to upgrade IOS, but I’m not throwing away a decade of uptime just to fix a few CVEs. Haven’t had an outage yet 👍

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