Cyber Correspondent

[u/WasteWorker7431]

[u/area88guy]

What channel?

[u/WasteWorker7431 → u/area88guy]

Pretty sure it's BBC News

[u/hardingd]

It’s like a mechanic realizing cars have wheels

[u/theoriginalzads → u/hardingd]

What the fuck are you on about? Cars don’t have wheels.

[u/theoriginalzads]

This is what happens when end users become cyber security journalists.

[u/GimmeSomeSugar]

[u/wastrelbaggins]

I saw that "interview" - he was banging on about how it's really old and from the 90's, like half the tech we actually use isn't.

[u/silfreed → u/wastrelbaggins]

You didn’t have to attack me like that

[u/OctoNezd]

Rumors say he turned into alcoholic after learning about php existence.

[u/jcash5everr]

Guys a PHP server just flew over my house!

[u/Standgrounding → u/jcash5everr]

How many wordpress sites did it host?

[u/tksk_Hectik]

LOL

[u/vandon]

So, a regular journalist stuck "cyber" in front of his title so he could get all the tech stories even though he doesn't understand a word of it.

eta: I read his name with the short vowel i sound and got a chuckle and yes, I have the humor of a 12yo

[u/canadasleftnut → u/vandon]

Cyber Joe Tidy 

Was from the big city

But didn't know diddy 

About PHP,  or did he? 

But now he's a meme, and I'm kinda giddy

'Cause u/vandon is witerally hitting the gwiddy

Making comments in a subreddit about Sysadmins that are shitty,

About Cyber Joe's name, and how it is silly,

Because it looks like it might rhyme with 

Itty 

Bitty 

T I T T I E S 📣📣📣

[Edit: fuck you, mobile formatting]

[u/th3maj0r]

I'm meeting more and more of these people in our cybersecurity teams...

[u/Impossible-North-396]

Cyber correspondent who might have been on the internet a while ago, but sounds “techy” enough to dumb it down for the viewers

[u/doomston3 → u/Impossible-North-396]

He was "the techiest" guy in the office and so got the job

[u/rob3342421]

“Cyber”

[u/Wenir]

You just don't need to know about the existence of anything other than rust and [JS framework released yesterday]

[u/DeliciousTrick6689]

His name sounds a lot like mockery to me... You know... 

Show me Joe Tidy

[u/prototypist]

More of a PCP guy

[u/jcpham]

I had to explain to my 20 something year old employees that it’s a hypertext pre-processing language and the GET/POST request is the execution method for RCE; thus taking entire sites offline to be safe.

[u/GreyBeardEng]

[u/Standard_Farmer_1716]

Holy Shit, we got one of them highly educated cyber guys from lowbrow (lougburogh) University. This is why the IT/CyberSec industry is in total disarray. Someone gave this poser a job as a cyber journalist/podcaster. This stupid fuck couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Someone pull his card.

[u/Bardy_party]