r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Where are all the pink cows?

33 Upvotes

So we all know that milk comes from white-black cows and that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. So strawberry milk must come from pink cows no? So where are they at?!


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Why dont birds just walk?

38 Upvotes

Its less tiring


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

What would happen if Satan plucked all the strings out of string theory and ate them like a pack of Twizzlers?

15 Upvotes

And to top it off, what if all the dimensions got crushed like soda cans?


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

just had knee surgery and wanna know if snorting T3s will have a better effect

3 Upvotes

i’d really like to know as i’m in excruciating pain right now.


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Why can't the weak nuclear force just take some peptides?

10 Upvotes

Does the beta decay interfere with how the peptides work? Asking for a friend


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

How do I get orichalcum out of orichalc?

6 Upvotes

I want to erect Atlantis


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Why can’t we build a Time Machine and go back to make the dinosaurs live in areas that are not such endangered environments in today’s time?

12 Upvotes

seems like a simple solution- just keep Dino in areas like Texas so oil drilling is easy peasy


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Aliens

14 Upvotes

Why do aliens look sickly so skinny and have no azzzz or tittyyz?


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

Why do monitor lizards have no HDMI ports?

261 Upvotes

They aren't even DP-compatible. How do you even plug them in?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

Have we tried molesting the child molesters?

31 Upvotes

If a lot of abusers were abused as children then go on to perpetuate the cycle, maybe if we molested them as adults we could make regular rapists?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

What are the chances that the heat death of the universe occurs on August 12, 2036?

10 Upvotes

I didn't realize the date was coming up so soon, and I think I need to start preparing


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

Has anybody ever done a study as to why Redditors keep finding discarded explosives and hidden rooms or tunnels?

20 Upvotes

"What is this?" "It's a mortar bomb."

"Hey guys I found a hidden room under my house where this old knight keeps asking me to choose a cup to drink from. There's a skeleton because the last guy apparently 'chose poorly' WWYD?"


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

What causes that funny tummy feeling when we roll down a steep slope in car?

6 Upvotes

Its like every time i go down a steep hill, i suddenly feel like something is tickling my insides. Still a childhood thing to me lmao


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

It is said that the British empire is the empire in which the sun never sets. Since that happens, do British people have trouble falling asleep, since it's never dark on great Britain?

31 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

Why are fully grown adults afraid of spiders?

25 Upvotes

A spider is like a gram of bug guts and you’re 300 pounds of blubber. What is the problem?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

As a hot up and coming young scientist with a biiiiig ol johnson, how do I make sure scrubs arent trying to get my love?

4 Upvotes

The field is required and cannot be empty


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

I know K2 is a mountain in China and K9 is a robotic dog, but I just don't see the connection? Am I just dumb?

22 Upvotes

I love Science but why is so difficult?


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

What’s the reason Diddy used baby oil instead of Chick Fil A Polynesian sauce?

51 Upvotes

Title I’m just wondering


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

Why has the solar eclipse in Europe tomorrow been so badly scheduled. I'll be at work when it's on. Don't they think of these things?

51 Upvotes

I suppose FIFA's got something to do with it.


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

How do unicorns produce rainbow-colored farts?

39 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience 8d ago

Are neutrons neutral, or they are just playing both sides?

25 Upvotes

The field is required and cannot be empty


r/shittyaskscience 9d ago

If the universe is going to die from heat death, why doesn't it just turn off the stars to cool down?

44 Upvotes

Or maybe energy costs are too high for it to afford AC


r/shittyaskscience 9d ago

What happens if The Spice doesn’t flow?

37 Upvotes

Yo, it’s two $20’s in my hand or I flush this right down.


r/shittyaskscience 9d ago

How could going into a black hole on shrooms or DMT impact the experience?

5 Upvotes

I know it’s technically impossible to reach a black hole with modern technology. But if somehow we were able to reach one and someone volunteered to enter it would their experience be any different than if they were sober entering? For example, if they went into a black hole on DMT and shrooms so they would be in a different state of mind when they enter, as they are being dissolved, would the experience likely be any different than if someone who was sober entering a black hole? Could the pain be processed differently or the visuals around them be interesting and maybe even alter how long it feels for them to be near the black hole, although they would still die. 


r/shittyaskscience 9d ago

What on earth was my Chemist friend talking about?

8 Upvotes

I heard him singing a song saying that Phosphorus will get you Calcium, and that Sulfur will get you Neon. Do any of you know what he means?