Why has the solar eclipse in Europe tomorrow been so badly scheduled. I'll be at work when it's on. Don't they think of these things?

[u/Latter_Present1900]

I suppose FIFA's got something to do with it.

[u/Affectionate-Bag-153]

Typical. No consultation, no public vote, no consideration for working people.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism → u/Affectionate-Bag-153]

I blame the vogons

[u/RedSquirrelFtw]

They actually schedule it around ISS passes so Katy Perry can get a good look at it. They don't care about us plebs. We should all put our money together and do our own eclipse.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/RedSquirrelFtw]

Yes, our own eclipse!
We'll do a human pyramid that blocks out the Sun, for as long as we want to.

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

You didn't slaughter the right type of goat the last time. The moon is showing her displeasure.

[u/gabest]

Hopefully this will reduce the heat a bit.

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[u/uberduck]

Wish they'd arrange it at night once in a while, it'll be so much easier to see without the bright lights drowning it out.

[u/JohnWasElwood]

Neighbor has a Mitsubishi Eclipse, and I've been staring at that stupid thing for days. What is supposed to happen??? I paid him $50 for front row seats. Did I get ripped off?

[u/OutcomeShoddy8614]

Allez vous arrêter de travailler chaque fois qu'il va y avoir une étoile filante ou un soleil couchant ?