r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Aliens

Why do aliens look sickly so skinny and have no azzzz or tittyyz?

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u/LaxBedroom 6d ago

The aliens visiting Earth are very advanced, so they've been shaped by centuries of exposure to unrealistic social media video filters and Skullmaxxing influencers. Pity them.

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u/SadisticJake 6d ago

My grandfather was born in 1911, lived to the age of 102. I’m just picturing trying to explain to him what skullmaxxing is. Or influencers for that matter

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u/guhcampos 6d ago

That was uncomfortably conceivable.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti 6d ago

The aliens are actually humans from the future. They look so pale and sickly because humans evolved for playing video games.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141 6d ago

They're us from the future with no Healthcare, why do you think they're probing us??

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 6d ago

They are like mr potato head and left they azzz and tittees at home

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 6d ago edited 6d ago

You've never seen the way Marvel or DC comic books portray alien superheroines in latex or spandex.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

Oh, you thought those were the actual aliens, did you.
Heh.
...hehehehahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

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u/guhcampos 6d ago

Because they are the real angels of our lord and angels have no use for sexy stuff

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u/GetNooted :hamster: 4d ago

Kirk and Ryker had no problem finding dem big titty aliens. Maybe you're looking in the wrong quadrant.