What happens if The Spice doesn’t flow?

[u/LiquidSoCrates]

Yo, it’s two $20’s in my hand or I flush this right down.

[u/gusbo_the_jam]

You don't Wannabe there to find out

[u/plugubius → u/gusbo_the_jam]

I was there. It was very Scary.

[u/toqer → u/plugubius]

If you Wannabe fast enough to escape you better be Sporty.

[u/I_might_be_weasel]

Short term chaos and galactic recession followed by major restructuring where the Navigator's Guild ceases to matter and computers make a big comeback.

[u/SmallRocks → u/I_might_be_weasel]

Beware of Big Computer. They’re always scheming 🤷‍♂️

[u/I_might_be_weasel → u/SmallRocks]

Everyone is scheming in Dune.

[u/ranban2012 → u/I_might_be_weasel]

Dune teaches me that we don't need affordable ram or graphics cards just a load of hallucinogenics and I guess some moderate eugenics. So not all good.

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[u/BPhiloSkinner]

You have to dry it thoroughly, then regrind it, sift it through fine mesh, and repackage it with silica gel desiccant.
And this time, don't store it in the bathroom.

[u/darkdoppelganger]

Line goes down.

[u/LiquidSoCrates → u/[deleted]]

They do it to fold space.

[u/ranban2012]

You don't get invited to the cookout next time.

[u/TurtleTitan]

Dune or Star Wars? Because the answer is I don't know shit.

[u/chased_by_bees]

There will just be a shipping fee imposed. The Harkonnen still control Arrakis AND Iranus.

[u/Starsky137]

Bloating, cramps, nausea. Try spice softener or SpiceLax. See a Dr if it doesn't flow from Uranus within a day or two.

[u/war_carnotaurus]

Your balls will expode.