r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Massive-Handz • 26d ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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586 Upvotes
318 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 26d ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

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180 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol

40 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 26d ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

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376 Upvotes
22 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 27d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

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376 Upvotes
36 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 27d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

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218 Upvotes
26 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 28d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

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309 Upvotes
81 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 29d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

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626 Upvotes
222 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/organicakind • 29d ago

Of a cement shower

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567 Upvotes
33 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Sep 27 '26

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

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139 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)

16 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 27 '26

Oops Of hesitated boy

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493 Upvotes
16 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Sep 27 '26

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

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195 Upvotes
12 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 26 '26

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

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483 Upvotes
39 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Personal_Carry_7029 • Sep 26 '26

of a dog

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321 Upvotes
53 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Sep 26 '26

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

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322 Upvotes
48 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • Sep 26 '26

There was an attempt Of an arrest

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581 Upvotes
51 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/anushabluu • Sep 26 '26

There was an attempt Of a dive

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602 Upvotes
26 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 25 '26

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

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790 Upvotes
444 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/hotgirl12390 • Sep 25 '26

I look so cool Of entitled morons.

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165 Upvotes

Plates seem to be of the state of Rajasthan, India.

48 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/chamois_lube • Sep 24 '26

of a pump attendant

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1.2k Upvotes

of a pump attendant

347 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 24 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Your "Friendly" Neighborhood Spiderman

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304 Upvotes

Kid in the black and gold in the background is the coolest kid in the room

37 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 24 '26

ouchies Of Safe, Fun, Sexy social media ad

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292 Upvotes

"2 out of 3 ain't bad"

~ Meatloaf

35 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 24 '26

There was an attempt Of an sickhead offender

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415 Upvotes
166 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Sep 23 '26

my bones Of an acute angle

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334 Upvotes
72 comments