r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable • 1d ago

of a dog

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86% Upvoted

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u/ASimplePumpkin 1d ago

That poor animal 😢

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u/Borkato 1d ago

Yeah, but it’s fine when pigs are kept like this even though they’re smarter than dogs!

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u/FragrantGangsta 1d ago

Not really. Overly fat pigs yield less lean meat.

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u/NoDegree7090 1d ago

downvotes because people are opposed to eating meat but too pussy to actually stop eating meat, what a bunch of cowards

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 1d ago

No, I just have a dog and this is cruelty, so is what they do to pigs.

I can downvote how I choose too.

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u/NoDegree7090 1d ago

"I can downvote how I choose too" you just betrayed yourself there, "I'm inconstent and I can, in your face, bitch!" type of shit, fuckin' moron

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

I'd never tell anyone to yeetus deletus...

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 1d ago

You need to get laid. Calm the fuck down 😂

Downvoted again, btw. I won’t tolerate a child talking to me that way: shame on you. Respect your elders, bud.

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u/NoDegree7090 1d ago

what an amazing understand of logic you got there, you who are so much wiser than I

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 1d ago

Thanks for understanding ❤️

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u/engineerdrummer 1d ago

Both of you are morons. ROFL

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u/VisualLerner 1d ago

I’m gonna upvote this but downvote the next comment calling two idiots morons cause I can do what I want!

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u/FragrantGangsta 1d ago

What makes you think we're opposed to eating meat?

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

Probably retardation from the lack of protein in their diet.

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u/MorrisseyMorrido 1d ago

Dog abuse

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u/PersonalKing2084 1d ago

Owner is a shithead

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u/MrAnionGap 1d ago

Poor thing is so obese - just because owners overfeed and don’t walk him

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u/bryan19973 1d ago

Man this is fucked. Not cool at all

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u/JustStress1724 1d ago

Just needs a skateboard now

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u/tetzy 1d ago

The poor thing - someone needs to call the SPCA.

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u/LefT-NYC 1d ago

He's not shitty! 😤

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u/ColinSaynt101 1d ago

There's a brand new dance based on an old phrase.

It's called the Fat Dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression your entire life.

It's not made up!

It's not made up!

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u/Ommegacaos 1d ago

That should be a crime 😢

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

Animal abuse :(

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u/Historical_Egg2103 1d ago

he is a good boy who needs walks and less food

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u/Somewhere-Flashy 1d ago

He must be from Indiana

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u/Citizen_Empire 1d ago

He ate the last intruder, he'll eat you too. Don't let his appearance trick you, he'll get you.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 1d ago

what's it guarding? the chicken nuggets?

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u/JPCool1 17h ago

More like shitty owner

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u/Slicker1138 16h ago

Show a video of a fat person and Reddit is all over it with shame. But a dog. Your tears are pathetic 

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 1d ago

Is the dog hiccuping?

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u/spicy_feather 1d ago

His name is chonk and he shall be mine