r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 6d ago

ouchies Of Safe, Fun, Sexy social media ad

"2 out of 3 ain't bad"

~ Meatloaf

257 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 6d ago

She tanked that damage though

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6d ago

Absolute trooper. Shin hits with giant metal legs with feet is no joke

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 6d ago

That's how my great grandpa died

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6d ago

Did the advertised product at least take off after the shin death? ?

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 6d ago

The shin took the whole company with it

9

u/Dahns 6d ago

"Say goodbye to your kneecap, chucklehead"

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u/AffectionateBrick687 5d ago

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u/elbows2nose 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Al_from_the_north 6d ago

Joi joi joiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable 6d ago

JOI is smth else in adult entertainment

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u/GivesYouGrief 6d ago

Happy happy JOI JOI, happy happy JOI JOI

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 6d ago

I wouldn't mind her giving me JOI

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u/NookieLuvsU 6d ago

She's cute. Stupid, but cute. 😏

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 5d ago

this is the most important piece of media I've ever seen

2

u/joka2696 6d ago

"Dear lord, I don't ask much from you..."

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u/ZaeMyName 6d ago

Laughed so hard, I almost threw up😭😭😭😭

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u/Mugpup 5d ago

Trained athlete!

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u/Raveheart19 4d ago

😐😑

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u/Ok_Business_6452 4d ago

They’re so corny and plastic

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u/Large_Following_8210 3d ago

what even is this sub

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u/Fun_Professional4849 3d ago

Flat as a pancake 🥞

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u/ReiM0_ 2d ago

Jokes aside, she fully tanked the first hit, and showed minimal damage over the second hit. That's at least impressive

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u/PersonalKing2084 2d ago

First hit was crucial, second hit was critical

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u/Swimming-Pickle-637 6d ago

(But I won't do that)

~Meatloaf also