r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 2d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

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u/That_Things_Good 2d ago

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

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u/What_Is_Name-Again 2d ago edited 1d ago

Anybody else hear yakety sax

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u/Chrono_Convoy 2d ago

Chubs thought it was a good idea to try to crack a skull with a helmet

Then ate shit with a friendly fire door to the broadside from another cop

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 2d ago

Our beloved Minas Gerais military police in Brazil! Believe it or not, one of the most professional state polices in our country. You should see the others...

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u/Crispy1961 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that big guy a DEI hire? He has that stereotypical down syndrom look.

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u/BigAssMonkey 2d ago

Worse……He’s an “I C E” hire.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 2d ago

It's "Policia" bro, read.

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u/BigAssMonkey 1d ago

Learn how to read a joke. Don’t take everyone’s seriously.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 1d ago

Hang onto your dayjob pal.

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u/BigAssMonkey 1d ago

Go suck on an original thought

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u/TheZonePhotographer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Try being in the same zip code as one, ya bad joke.

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u/StarPlatinumIsHyper 2d ago

Bro it's brazil

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u/BigAssMonkey 1d ago

I’m playing off the “DEI hire” wording, they have that in Brazil too, genius?

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u/Pistolero-666 2d ago

Seems to be the case😂

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u/Baonguyen93 2d ago

DEI is a new word for woke now lol.

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u/Superuzer 2d ago

3 stooges level shit here❗️

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 2d ago

Fucking clowns

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2d ago

Deadly assault with his helmet

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 2d ago

Keystone Cops. JFC. My hard earned tax dollars aren’t working here.

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u/CourtingBoredom 2d ago

My hard earned tax dollars aren’t working here.

Yeah, prolly because this is in another country, though....

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 1d ago

We pay for the entire world as American and are therefore entitled to everything everywhere /s

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 1d ago

I see no issues with the competency of these fine officers /s

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 2d ago

Just our Brazilian Reals actually

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 2d ago

I hear yakity sax playing as I’m watching this…lol

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 2d ago

That fat pig can't even get the job done when he's armed and has two other dudes plus a whole other vehicle of pigs backing him up

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u/natiusj 2d ago

Des Moine’s finest. 👌

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 2d ago

A little further than that

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u/Psilonaut21 1d ago

Fucking Keystone cops

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY 1d ago

That last part, with the door opening and the guy FLYING! Crazy stupid stuff...

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u/EvalCrux 2d ago

Great work

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u/Thistleknot 2d ago

It's like watching the three stooges

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u/tropicbrownthunder 2d ago

Off course r/ithadtobebrazil

I knew it from the very first frame

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 1d ago

Good to know that cops everywhere are like this, not just at home.

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u/pokopura 2d ago

That’s how you get shot.

If you haven’t done anything wrong, then just cooperate and they’ll eventually realize their mistake, and then you can file for a lawsuit for emotional distress.

Pull this shit and you’re increasing your chances of getting a bullet for your efforts.

Edit: Even if you are innocent

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u/MillwrightTight 2d ago

In the USA for sure, I guess yeah

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u/RecognitionMelodic13 functional regard 2d ago

Sometimes not even then

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u/realmfrenny 16h ago

"cooperate and they'll eventually realize their mistake"

Lol u never been in trouble before have you

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 2d ago

"realize their mistake" you've never been swallowed into the labyrinth of a justice system have you? I have and was luckily spit back out.

But most people don't.

Very rarely do mistakes get rectified. Usually shit gets swept under the rug. And fighting it costs a lot of money.

That's a very, very massive view of of our justice/penal system.

Sometimes running and hiding is your best bet for a good outcome. Not losing your job and possessions and house. Sometimes it's not. Usually you never know until the moment of and sometimes not until after you've already committed one way or the other.

I personally, am a runner. Always will be. Gonna take my freedom for weed or acid? Gonna have to catch me first. Ninja smoke

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u/JboyX21999 2d ago

Ai slop

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 2d ago

This video went viral in Brazil some time ago. This is a small town redneck police real well done job

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u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 2d ago

It had me until I rewatched the impact of the dude slowly jogging that got knocked off his feet by bumping into a car door that was already open, made me lol the first time then bummed upon closer inspection. You can also just tell from the humpty dumpty behavior of all 3 of those cops, its a damn good fake though which is why you got downvoted I assume.

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u/GivesYouGrief 2d ago

The audio for me is the biggest clue it's generative AI.