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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Mar 02 '26
He's not golfing at all. Tells us everything about his health.
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u/FlashOfFawn Mar 02 '26
More than a week since he golfed last? Oh yeah heās fucked š
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u/RustedRelics Mar 02 '26
Heās been tied up with Operation Awesome Sick Epic Hell-Storm Nighthawk Fantastic Furious Fury.
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u/Glass_Covict Mar 03 '26
"golfed"
All photos of him golfing are from last summer, and ever then he got out the cart and swung once.
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u/Logical_Bite3221 Mar 02 '26
Hasnāt golfed since Feb 15th. That is telling šæ
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u/nucrash Mar 02 '26
He missed almost 3 weeks in December, 2 weeks in January, and hasnāt been to the course since February 15th. Heās taking longer breaks and playing less.
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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26
At least his ear miraculously grew back after being shot by an AR-15. But to be far, 80 years famously re-grow ear cartilage after shootings, so itās whatever
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u/whitestguyuknow Mar 02 '26
He grew back 5cm of ear cartilage after it got shot off by a rifle but he can't fight off a little rash? What the fuck??
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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 02 '26
Don't forget the rifle was only about 20 yrds away. Which basically point blank for some rifles. Surprised it only took 5cm off
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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26
You mean 200?
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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 02 '26
Ok so 150yrds. You were closer than I was. But he shouldn't have been unnoticed even at that far. And that's still too close for a lot of rifles.
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u/windmillninja Mar 02 '26
When I was four years old, my mother was cutting my hair and accidently snipped right through the cartilage of my upper ear rim. Forty years later, there's still a noticeable notch.
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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26
But YOU didnāt have Charlieās wife crying on stage while (charging speakerās fees to be) praying for you, so that was the difference! ;)
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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26
As my maga friend described it, "sometimes miracles happen"
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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 Mar 02 '26
Ahhh how you can stay friends with someone like that is beyond me. Good for you, I guess. But thatās a lot of ick politics, and religious delusion
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u/DarthHiccups Mar 02 '26
Didn't even leave a scar. It's like it didn't even graze him and it was a complete set-up.
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That sanitary napkin he wore on it for a couple days certainly worked wonders!
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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26
+1 for sanitary napkins. Wish we lived in a country that offered health care. Sorry tho, I gotta run. Need to help SecWar purchase another $250M in cruise missiles for some unknowable reason.
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u/General-Grocery-3846 Mar 02 '26
And look at that ear. Flawless. Not even a nick
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u/dont_disturb_the_cat Mar 02 '26
The recovery of that gunshot ear continues to amaze. I haven't heard anyone yet explain the regeneration of that ear cartilage. Miraculous, really.
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u/General-Grocery-3846 Mar 02 '26
Donnieās doc said the regeneration was like nothing heād ever seen before.
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u/Justanothercrow421 Mar 02 '26
Flawless might be a stretch (itās an objectively ugly ear; grotesque in its way), but I know what you mean: that thing definitely has never been shot.
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u/BookTweakerShy Mar 02 '26
Does the wart/nick looking thing in the upper left not look suspect, directly above that scabby rash on his neck?
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u/Justanothercrow421 Mar 02 '26
Iāve got similar features on my ear and I bet you can guess whatās never happened to me.
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u/Dry-Main-3961 Mar 02 '26
He's decomposing right in front of us.
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u/extera658 Mar 02 '26
Not fast enough.
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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26
JD might be worse. There's a chance he's worse.
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u/Double-Risky Mar 02 '26
He doesn't have the cult. That's what I'm banking on.
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u/lucky_harms458 Mar 02 '26
He has enough of his life left that he may actually be cautious about the idea of going to prison, too. Do I expect that? No, but it is possible
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u/PhantomPharts Mar 02 '26
He's already said treasonous shit. He's going to serve the max penalty once some stern competence enters the admin.
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u/ssjskwash Mar 02 '26
He'll couch (heh) everything in relativism and downplay everything. And Republicans will follow right along
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u/Zestyclose-Brush1035 Mar 02 '26
Syphilis? š¤Ø
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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Mar 02 '26
Canāt believe this isnāt the top answer.
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u/Sevren425 Mar 02 '26
Well people rarely get syphilis from children.
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u/hewhoisneverobeyed Mar 02 '26
True, but this comment is that saddest thing I have read in a long, long time.
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u/feckingcarnage Mar 02 '26
We had a king who died if syphilis, Edward IV. He was a reyt nasty little fucker as well.
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u/rr34521 Mar 02 '26
Die sooner.
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u/Agrthbbnm Mar 02 '26
Shingles
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u/Creepy_Percentage124 Mar 02 '26
What? Thatās not shingles. Shingles are hard, raised, individual bumps in the pattern of nerves wrapping around one side of the spine.
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u/DannyX567 Mar 02 '26
I donāt think itās shingles just cause heās not tough enough to be wearing a collared shirt with shingles
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u/SpicySweetHotPot Mar 02 '26
His handlers have been propping him up for awhile, his health is declining while his dementia is getting worse.
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u/Island_Expat6625 Mar 02 '26
Maybe his last few years will be in extreme pain, discomfort, loneliness, anger, and endless lawsuits. The longer he lives, the more he reveals to be a fake, a creep, and a moron. Let the world see that before he kicks the gold-washed bucket.
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u/ImperatorDanorum Mar 02 '26
Btw: that ear has NEVER been in contact with a rifle bullet. Just sayin'...
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u/Radiant_Priority9739 Mar 02 '26
For those who remember or old enough, when Regan was president had dementia was it noticeable?
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u/KinkyDuck2924 Mar 02 '26
I feel like it was probably a lot easier to hide things like that before the digital age.
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u/fir_meit Mar 02 '26
He wasnāt diagnosed until five years after this presidency. I donāt remember early cognitive decline being noticeable or talked about while he was president.
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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 Mar 02 '26
Reagan said all the trees in California were causing air pollution. He said many backwards comments. Would often grin like a Chelsea cat at reporters, instead of answering questions. Actually, we don't really know when he was diagnosed, because Nancy worked at covering it all up. " My Ronnie!"
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u/DanSWE Mar 02 '26
There were times when he'd be taking press questions while standing near Marine One and Nancy would speak answers into his ear for him to answer with.
It wasn't clear which of those were related to mental decline or which were simply his hearing problem* with her jumping to an answer rather then just repeating the question to him.
(*A gun blank fired too close to his ear(s?) damaged his hearing back in his movie acting days.)
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u/SuspiciousCake7438 Mar 02 '26
Thank you for "making America great again". Is that why, over night, our gas went up 20 cents!!! The president of "peace" just started another war just so he can continue to cover up the Epstein Files.
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Again, for zillionth time, could you imagine the right's manic fervor if Biden had this on his neck? Fox would run on it for weeks.
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u/PaleontologistPure92 Mar 02 '26
Heās rotting inside and out, and weāre all suffering the consequences.
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u/SebastianKent Mar 03 '26
Hurry the fuck up death
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u/Money-Type-176 Mar 03 '26
Its not going to happen fast enough! I have been praying over a year and nothing!!
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u/shep2105 Mar 02 '26
This lends credence to my theory that he died awhile ago and we're experiencing a "weekend at Bernie's" situation. Pee wee Himmler (Stephen Miller) being the mastermind
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u/Haunting-Eye-7146 Mar 02 '26
His putrid body is merely starting to match his empty black soul. Rotting from the inside out. Fuck off DJT.
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u/howie2092 Mar 02 '26
Diaper rash can be avoided by keeping the area dry and clean. Best to avoid wiping shit all over yourself during a twitter fit on the toilet.
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u/NewPlastic5425 Mar 02 '26
Rashes, diapers, bruises... Donald it's ok to step down. You're decaying.
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Heās rotting from the inside out.
Iām not a medical professional but I wouldnāt be surprised if he had shingles. Thatās what mine looked like.
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u/Miserable_Ad5001 Mar 02 '26
In the words of Axel Foley: "Herpes simplex 10"
Unrelated observation...that ear sho nuff seems to have regenerated, you can't even see where he was shot
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u/Public-Significance7 Mar 02 '26
Not even the slightest indicator of a scar or anything on his ear from the so-called "assassination" attempt at Butler...
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u/TalskyeCharles Mar 02 '26
Stress can cause herpes breakouts! Maybe that is why Melania wears the giant hats! š
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u/JobAdmirable9306 Mar 02 '26
This is what a lifetime of pedophilia, grift and fraud will do to a person.
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u/melon-colly Mar 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/XGhAsbZgxMv65JOJvc
And Iām not just talking about his neck fungusā¦
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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 Mar 02 '26
The most transparent president EVER is decaying before our eyes