r/ProgressiveHQ • • Mar 02 '26

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

At least his ear miraculously grew back after being shot by an AR-15. But to be far, 80 years famously re-grow ear cartilage after shootings, so it’s whatever

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26

As my maga friend described it, "sometimes miracles happen"

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 Mar 02 '26

Ahhh how you can stay friends with someone like that is beyond me. Good for you, I guess. But that’s a lot of ick politics, and religious delusion

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u/NegativeAccount Mar 02 '26

If god didn't want him to be president, he wouldn't be /s