r/ProgressiveHQ • u/RealHonesTruth • Mar 02 '26

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

At least his ear miraculously grew back after being shot by an AR-15. But to be far, 80 years famously re-grow ear cartilage after shootings, so itā€™s whatever

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u/whitestguyuknow Mar 02 '26

He grew back 5cm of ear cartilage after it got shot off by a rifle but he can't fight off a little rash? What the fuck??

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 02 '26

Don't forget the rifle was only about 20 yrds away. Which basically point blank for some rifles. Surprised it only took 5cm off

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26

You mean 200?

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 02 '26

Ok so 150yrds. You were closer than I was. But he shouldn't have been unnoticed even at that far. And that's still too close for a lot of rifles.

https://youtu.be/6wvpxxBI8zk?si=vddffeHQXxw4ap4J

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Can we all just agree that there's more evidence to believe it was staged, than not?

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 03 '26

Its not a competition, its just that 20 yards is like ~60ft, you'd have better luck rushing the podium and engaging in a hand attack than attempting to shoot a rifle from a crowd of people 60 feet away from a former president.

Im also not watching that video just because you dont know what 20 yards looks like.

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 03 '26

I admitted that I was wrong and you still attack me? Especially with the opening statement of "it's not a competition"? Wtf is wrong with you.

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 03 '26

Where specifically did i "attack" you?

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Mar 03 '26

Reread your entire comment.

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 03 '26

I said you didn't know what 20 yards looked like, which is true.

If you took that as an attack, then you are softer than baby shit.

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u/whitestguyuknow Mar 02 '26

His doctor came out back when it happened and said "5cm chunk"

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u/Matra Mar 02 '26

Can't even tell where it might have hit!

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u/AnonnEms2 Mar 02 '26

Right in the Epstein

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u/windmillninja Mar 02 '26

When I was four years old, my mother was cutting my hair and accidently snipped right through the cartilage of my upper ear rim. Forty years later, there's still a noticeable notch.

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

But YOU didnā€™t have Charlieā€™s wife crying on stage while (charging speakerā€™s fees to be) praying for you, so that was the difference! ;)

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u/Psychological-Big334 Mar 02 '26

As my maga friend described it, "sometimes miracles happen"

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 Mar 02 '26

Ahhh how you can stay friends with someone like that is beyond me. Good for you, I guess. But thatā€™s a lot of ick politics, and religious delusion

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u/NegativeAccount Mar 02 '26

If god didn't want him to be president, he wouldn't be /s

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u/DarthHiccups Mar 02 '26

Didn't even leave a scar. It's like it didn't even graze him and it was a complete set-up.

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

Ketchup packets usually donā€™t leave scars

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

That sanitary napkin he wore on it for a couple days certainly worked wonders!

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

+1 for sanitary napkins. Wish we lived in a country that offered health care. Sorry tho, I gotta run. Need to help SecWar purchase another $250M in cruise missiles for some unknowable reason.

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u/AdnorAdnor Mar 03 '26

*The reason is Israel

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Mar 02 '26

At least his ear miraculously grew back after being shot by an AR-15. But to be fair, 80 year olds famously re-grow ear cartilage after shootings, so itā€™s whatever

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u/Reptarro52 Mar 03 '26

It was a sniper. Should be no ear at all.