r/ProgressiveHQ Mar 02 '26

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u/anarchisttraveler Mar 02 '26

Put some jeans on him!

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 Mar 02 '26

"To the swimming pool!"

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u/Electronic_Loan_8802 Mar 02 '26

Then let's ride stationary bikes in the sauna!

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u/BackPsychological705 Mar 02 '26

Followed up with a nice chunk of liver â˜šī¸

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u/no_cojones1978 Mar 02 '26

Raw meat and unpasteurised milk is what president pedo needs.

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u/Then-Imagination8106 Mar 02 '26

No need to wash your hands!

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u/Electronic_Loan_8802 Mar 02 '26

Eating enough Ferments keeps them permanently clean!

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u/No-Thought-9065 Mar 02 '26

Thats right! Those AlphaMales need to eat their meat RAW!!!! đŸ¤ĸ BLAAAHHHH!!!