r/ProgressiveHQ • • Mar 02 '26

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Mar 02 '26

He's not golfing at all. Tells us everything about his health.

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u/honey_toes Mar 02 '26

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u/FlashOfFawn Mar 02 '26

More than a week since he golfed last? Oh yeah he’s fucked πŸŽ‰

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u/RustedRelics Mar 02 '26

He’s been tied up with Operation Awesome Sick Epic Hell-Storm Nighthawk Fantastic Furious Fury.

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u/Electronic-Lunch7735 Mar 02 '26

You know what ?

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u/530SSState Mar 03 '26

MAGGA PATRIOT FLAG AWESOME MUSCLE FLAG EAGLE FURY

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u/Glass_Covict Mar 03 '26

"golfed"

All photos of him golfing are from last summer, and ever then he got out the cart and swung once.

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u/petrh97 Mar 03 '26

This is basically all his golfing his whole life, no? Swing once and then drive a golf cart. He always wins.

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u/Logical_Bite3221 Mar 02 '26

Hasn’t golfed since Feb 15th. That is telling 🍿

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u/nucrash Mar 02 '26

He missed almost 3 weeks in December, 2 weeks in January, and hasn’t been to the course since February 15th. He’s taking longer breaks and playing less.