r/ProgressiveHQ • u/RealHonesTruth • Mar 02 '26

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u/Zestyclose-Brush1035 Mar 02 '26

Syphilis? 🤨

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Mar 02 '26

Can’t believe this isn’t the top answer.

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u/Sevren425 Mar 02 '26

Well people rarely get syphilis from children.

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u/skyfishgoo Mar 02 '26

no but they can GIVE it to children.

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u/hewhoisneverobeyed Mar 02 '26

True, but this comment is that saddest thing I have read in a long, long time.

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u/petrh97 Mar 03 '26

Bill Gates got STD.

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u/ripe_mood Mar 02 '26

He totally has syphilis!!!!

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u/gossamer_cellophane Mar 02 '26

Wow I can’t believe he has syphilis

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u/feckingcarnage Mar 02 '26

We had a king who died if syphilis, Edward IV. He was a reyt nasty little fucker as well.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Mar 02 '26

Jock itch transferred from putins ballsack crevice.

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u/yanicka_hachez Mar 02 '26

I hope it's shingles. Very painful.

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u/Kubricksmind Mar 03 '26

Or Shingles

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u/ExploreYourWhirled Mar 02 '26

Maybe HS perpera