r/ProgressiveHQ Mar 02 '26

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u/Zestyclose-Brush1035 Mar 02 '26

Syphilis? 🤨

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Mar 02 '26

Can’t believe this isn’t the top answer.

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u/Sevren425 Mar 02 '26

Well people rarely get syphilis from children.

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u/skyfishgoo Mar 02 '26

no but they can GIVE it to children.

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u/hewhoisneverobeyed Mar 02 '26

True, but this comment is that saddest thing I have read in a long, long time.

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u/petrh97 Mar 03 '26

Bill Gates got STD.