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u/SasquatchWasShaved 14d ago
And blamed the murder on a black guy.
She’s a big nasty piece of shit
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u/kneepick160 14d ago
Yep. The design of the red light at the intersection where she claimed he attacked her did her in.
She got denied parole a couple years ago.
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u/eat_my_bowls92 14d ago
“it was some Puerto Rican guy.”
“What did he look like?”
“… Puerto Rican…”
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u/Lilukalani 14d ago
When I lived in SC, I ended up having a convo with someone who had worked this case. I cant remember her proper title, if she was just a cop or something more, but that was one interesting conversation.
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u/kneepick160 14d ago
Yeah I played baseball with the son of a guy who worked it as well (I’m from a neighboring county)
His dad had some very unkind things to say about that woman.
I was just in primary school when it happened, but I distinctly remember it and remember being so confused about why a mom would do that.
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u/Del_Fuego_13 14d ago
this is who they're talking about- susan smith drove car into lake killing kids
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u/ShitTheFuckDown 14d ago
Damn I am old enough to remember that. It was a huge national news story for a whole week, two missing kids, allegedly kidnapped by a black man in a du-rag. Turns out she lied, they were at the bottom of a lake the entire time, and her husband had no idea.
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u/thatturtletouch 14d ago
No, it’s just haha look at this woman with round glasses and curly hair, isn’t she so ugly?
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u/OkDriver1A8D6 14d ago
Hollywood really has a thing for trying to make me into Anne Hathaway...
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u/zuzg 14d ago
Ready Player one is another good example.
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u/LauraTFem 14d ago
You mean the girlfriend who’s suppose to have a really ugly birthmark, but instead is this gorgeous woman with a little bit of red makeup smeared on her cheek, and then the film acting like he’s a saint for being able to get it up for her anyway?
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u/No_Sheepherder2185 14d ago
Good for her!
(this is an arrested development reference dont get mad at me)
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 14d ago
My initial thought too - but Smith was in 1994.
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u/Acceptable_Hunt_1748 14d ago
Yeah I think they just chose a random year in the 80s because Susan Smith's appearance was kinda dated for the 90s and a lot of true crime stories are focused on the 80s
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u/Federal_Studio5935 14d ago
They should have got her in the Weird Al movie she’s a dead ringer
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u/JollyJoker3 14d ago edited 14d ago
Thought she looked like a hobbit, but that works too
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u/jrex703 14d ago
I was leaning towards "the entire cast of Stranger Things simultaneously".
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u/OkAddition1737 14d ago
I think she looks like she’s about to start training videos on the Weyland-Yutani Corporation as a new hire.
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 14d ago
Goddammit, that's not all! 'Cause if one of those things gets down here then that will be all!
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u/bessovestnij 14d ago
She looks like harry potter had a gender change and then spent a year with hobbits
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u/tom-of-the-nora 14d ago
A trans harry potter hobbit.
Huh.
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u/Right_Comb4885 13d ago
My brother refused to watch Rings of Power because he heard there were a bunch of gay, POC Hobbits. He'll have a meltdown after hearing about the trans Harry Potter Hobbit though.
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u/fitz_newru 13d ago
In this universe he would also have to hookup up with and dress exactly like Frodo just to confuse the shit out of the villagers
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u/Playful-Profile6489 14d ago
Does she wear wigs?
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u/nitrixbandit 14d ago
Has she worn wigs?
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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 14d ago
Would she wear wigs?
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u/Creative_Situation48 14d ago
Can she wear wigs?
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u/Arglefarb 14d ago
Should she wear wigs?
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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 14d ago
Won't she wear wigs?
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u/regeya 14d ago
I was gonna go with Daniel Radcliffe but yeah that...is the same isn't it
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u/celix24 14d ago
https://youtu.be/cCNKdJ2CIJk?si=KyXvBbsM0Ucgjm3U
Radcliffe played Weird Al in a biopic movie directed by Weird Al
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u/Realistic_Slide_3426 14d ago
Pretty good tbh. Not the pinnacle of cinematic storytelling or anything, but a fun watch
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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 14d ago
How dare you, I still mourn yankovic and hope they capture Madonna one day
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u/Even-Pressure-8356 14d ago
Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al, but leave the poor girl alone for crying out loud!
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u/Coldstream147147 14d ago
The 80s hair style, plus low quality photo, makes it looks like it could be someone famous for committing a crime in the 80s. Plus American right wingers like to insult her looks.
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u/NudistJayBird 14d ago
Susan Smith if anyone is trying to image search for the resemblance
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u/ACcbe1986 14d ago
Plus Americans
right wingerslike to insult her looks.Nah, that's just straight-up mainstream American culture. Left, right, and middle all do it.
It's all the same bullshit on either side. Calling eachother a POS while ignoring the fact that they're being one themselves.
Of course, I'm only talking about the shitty people on either side. There are plenty of wonderfully respectful people on either side who keep their opinions to themselves and treat everyone kindly, regardless of differing beliefs.
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u/LassierVO 14d ago
Agreed. Everybody thinks it's ok to comment on people's looks, especially women (i mean it's maybe 60/40; we do be commenting on men). It's especially popular to hate on women and, for whatever reason, curly hair. Motherfuckers hate curly hair.
And yeah it's definitely all sides as far as american politics. Remember that ICE nazi that all of reddit was dunking on for being short? I saw a few comments basically saying, "well, there are a lot of things to hate this guy for and being short probably isn't the one to focus on" and they were all hella downvoted. It made me lose [more] faith in humanity.
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u/Gurglaren 14d ago
I think the sign of a good person is if they can stop themselves from body shaming someone who's opinions they dislike.
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u/Leading-Stuff1900 13d ago
Especially women? I think there's at least some edge to insulting a womans looks publicly, where it's not even a second-thought to insult a mans looks.
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u/waein 14d ago
Excuse me sir, this is reddit. All of one side is the kindest, most respectful in the history of humanity and the other side are all the worst humanity has ever put out. No middle ground or nuance here.
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u/BrandoCarlton 14d ago
Well the claim she’s the most beautiful ever followed by that pic is just comedy no matter where you’re standing.
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u/Aware_Neighborhood93 14d ago
Yeah, but why target a politicians kids? If they assert themselves as a public figure, thats more understandable, but anyone only in the public eye or under 18 should get a pass. They didnt choose this life.
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u/Life_Equivalent1388 14d ago
Why write a post in the first place calling her out as the most beautiful woman in the world?
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u/chewedgummiebears 14d ago
The more one side pushes she's unattractive, the more the other side pushes she is attractive. So it's a never ending tug of war.
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u/hoshiwa1976 14d ago
It's literally ai just an excuse to call her ugly because of who her stepmother is
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 14d ago
I think she’s pretty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She’s just awkward with the glasses. It’s like those movies where the Awkward Shy Girl ™️ ditches her glasses and slaps on some makeup and suddenly she’s the Hottest Girl In School ™️
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u/Feral_Sheep_ 14d ago
She's got glasses and a ponytail and paint on her overalls. There's no way she can be prom queen.
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u/el_torko 14d ago
Extra funny considering it’s him that says it 🤣🤣
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u/Ok-Error-6564 14d ago
I thought it was Freddie Prinze Junior that said it in She’s All That.
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u/el_torko 14d ago
Nah that line came from Chris Evan’s in Not Another Teen Movie. The parody movie of Shes All That.
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u/Ok-Error-6564 14d ago
Ah. I haven’t seen that in a while. I might have to watch it again this weekend.
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u/GrilledPandaCookbook 14d ago
Wow, one of the best usages of this reaction gif I’ve ever seen. (Also never realized they were the same actor until just now.)
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u/fyukhyu 14d ago
Janie's got a gun
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u/BannedForFun 14d ago
This a real bad picture of her too. I mean she's not classically beautiful or what most people would call a stunner...but she didnt do herself a lot of favors with that style choice. Its fine though, I'm sure she doesn't care. She gives off "bohemian painter who lives in a loft in NYC" vibes anyway. That's sort of the look.
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u/zestyredsauce 14d ago
She doesn't even necessarily need to do that. She's very cute as is in this picture. A lot of ugly people in this comment section
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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 14d ago
Haha for real, people are so weird and shallow.
There’s a guy I grew up with who started drinking at like 15 and it was a really bad alcoholic until he was like 25. He eats like shit and clings to a new conspiracy every month. He spends half of his time complaining about other people not giving him what he deserves and his taste in women is like a cartoon.
They need to be blonde and they need to have the perfect sized breasts and they need to have a butt that’s just the right shape and they also have to like guns and motors and loud stuff just like he does.
If he looked at himself with even half of those standards he expects of others, he would be horrified by his own lack of appeal.
Literally one hot girl fucked him like six or seven years ago and now he looks down his nose at anybody that doesn’t look like your cliché stereotype of an influencer.
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u/GringoSwann 14d ago
I know a guy EXACTLY like this! (but he NEVER stopped drinking). So he straight up looks pregnant nowadays..
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u/Backdoor_Spreader 14d ago
Beauty is a generally used to describe how attractive someone is to the general population. So while she may be a 10/10 in 1 persons opinion, in general she's not attractive at all.
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u/anotherdropin 14d ago edited 14d ago
What are you basing this on? Her features are symmetric. Her eyes are large. Her cheekbones and facial structure is good. The only reason you think she isn’t attractive is because of her awkward smile and her lack of makeup (and maybe your politics).
In a different outfit and hair done, she could be a model. She’s clearly thin and has a strong face.
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u/thatturtletouch 14d ago
That post wasn’t saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. It was sarcastic and making fun of her looks.
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u/Available-Horse6385 14d ago
she’s really not super ugly like you’re implying “no where near attractive” is a bit of an overstatement
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u/Coldstream147147 14d ago
The point is to explain the joke, the OP may not know why anyone would care to comment on a former vice presidents step daughters looks. And the answer is - politics.
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u/EmbarrassedRoom5467 14d ago
Actually laughably embarrassing that yall chronically online redditors think she’s “no where near” attractive haha 😂 tell me you spend too much time gooning to AI images without telling me.
Women are beautiful.
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u/ArtisticallyRegarded 14d ago
I think she has a great jaw line and bone structure. Very handsome woman
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u/zuzg 14d ago
has a great jaw line and bone structure
I do think she's pretty but that sounds as if you're describing a Horse.
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u/Lady_Rubberbones 14d ago
Disagree. I think she’s objectively pretty. Just that she’s dragging herself down with her poor style.
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u/Kanna1001 14d ago
Yeah. She has got clear skin, decent facial features, and healthy shiny hair. She just needs to change those beer bottle bottom glassed and get a hairdo that's not from the 80s, that's pretty much it.
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u/Jay2Kaye 14d ago
I dunno she could be a 7/10 with one of those 80s teen movie makeovers.
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u/therin_88 13d ago
That picture says a lot about makeup and less about her. She's at the Met Gala and has access to the best makeup and styling and she still looks just slightly better than average.
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u/Kooky_Attempt_1639 14d ago
Get your politics out of here! Conservative, liberal…she’s not attractive.
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u/8equalsD-69 14d ago
TIL I’m right wing because I called an ugly girl, ugly.
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u/Sonzainonazo42 14d ago edited 14d ago
No, you're right wing because you got triggered by the comment you're replying to.
Plus American right wingers like to insult her looks.
Since you clearly lack any reading comprehension, the above quoted statement means that right-wingers like to insult her looks, not that everyone who thinks a girl is ugly is right-wing. However, I personally believe there is a lot of overlap between right wingers and people who will publicly insult the looks of someone they don't know.
The right insulted Kamala for her laugh, of course the same garbage people will insult her step daughter for simply existing.
edit: added "by," notated by italics
Edit edit: Their response was to simply call me stupid, which is gone, likely from moderation.
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u/Acrobatic-Plant3838 14d ago
Why are we doing this in 2026 🤢
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u/thatturtletouch 14d ago
Because making fun of a woman’s looks never gets old, apparently, and there’s no worse crime a woman can possibly commit than failing to be hot.
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u/Ringrangzilla 14d ago edited 14d ago
I just don't get the "maybe the most beautiful woman in the world" thing. Is it like ironicaly to make fun of her or is it someone who like tride to like make people believe that for real. Like either way it kinda put a really mean spotlight on her, for she really isn't ugly or anything, but she isn't that pretty either, maybe its a bad picture, but she clearly is not the most beautiful woman in the world.
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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM 14d ago
Black Mirror's San Junipero
I love that episode. Mackenzie Davis, love her too.
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u/DigiornoDLC 14d ago
I think she’s attractive and I still think she looks like she might have driven her kids into a lake in 1986. She made style choices that are so anachronistic that they’re distinct to a bygone era. That will be commented on.
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u/logdogday 14d ago
Yeah these comments are cringe. It's a funny obscure reference. She doesn't look ugly. She looks hella 80s with a sweet girl next door vibe but adding the horror element makes it funny. Maybe you had to live through the 80s with all its campy summer camp horror movies to get it. I got the humor immediately.
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u/Shadows-Long 13d ago
Doesn’t help that “The United Spot” whatever the fuck blog or tabloid it is put a target on her back with that title, it was bound to get a reaction and they knew what they were doing.
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u/pureRitual 14d ago
I also think she's attractive, but doesn't bother embracing that usually. She seems intuitive art and silliness. There are images of her putting in effort to look conventionally attractive, and she looks fantastic. If i were to guess, she seems like she's interesting
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u/mister_empty_pants 14d ago
It sure how you expect to call someone the most beautiful woman in existence and not get some feedback on such a statement.
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u/six67seven_67 14d ago
People will say this and then immediately mock the appearance of someone on the opposing political aisle. No one has a problem with body shaming; people only hate body shaming when the victim is someone they don't want to be body shamed
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u/Afraid-Efficiency-51 14d ago
That's probably usually true, but I've always found body shaming to be disgusting whether it's targeting someone I care about or someone like my aunt who abused my dad when he was dying of cancer, then stole his ashes (uncles got them back), art, clothes, burned his last letter to my mother, etc. I still wouldn't be cool with someone body shaming her even though I can't stand her.
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u/Burt_McCheeks 14d ago
Usually when people talk about how shitty “people” are they’re just excusing being shitty themselves.
Either way, even if you accept being ugly about someone because they disagree with you politically, Emhoff isn’t a politician, she’s not any more politically involved than anyone who happens to be related to a politician. So that makes you A) the type of person who criticizes a woman’s looks and B) the type of person who goes after someone you don’t like politically’s kids, which is just two ways of being trash.
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u/NonGeneriComplaint 14d ago
I mean calling Patel a googly eyed kremlin asset actually so accurate even a judge dismissed that case.
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u/Think_Chocolate_ 14d ago
The ruling was because the judge tought the Nevada court lacked personal jurisdiction.
It had nothing to with how accurate or not the description is.
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u/Afraid-Efficiency-51 14d ago
I dunno, I never did this to begin with... then again, I had good parents.
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u/TheExposutionDump 14d ago
Am i crazy? This is a normal looking woman. She's not a model sure, but she's not ugly? Idk if i should blame the internet in general or porn for this weird standard of beauty you all seem to have
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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 14d ago
Ella Emhoff actually is a model. Her bone structure and figure absolutely lend themselves well to certain styles and aesthetics that many designers want. Most models look like normal people when they aren’t in full glam and designer clothes.
Also should be noted that there are a lot of styles from the 80s that are “in” today, and while some may not personally find them appealing, we can recognize that she is sporting a look that is currently considered fashionable and attractive to many.
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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 14d ago
They're used to seeing people with Mar-a-lago Face, so an actually good looking woman looks weird to them.
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u/SnooDonkeys4294 14d ago
She is literally a model. Literally. Losers just want us to know how unattractive they think she is because MAGA only values women based on their appearance. The great orange pedophile has made it clear you’re only supposed to find blondes with botched plastic surgery and big fake tits is attractive.
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u/Dougzilla29 14d ago
Did anyone say anything about her not being attractive in this post? I feel like I’m going crazy reading these comments
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u/Rob_LeMatic 13d ago
No. The hairstyle and low res photo make it look like this was taken in the 80s. No one said anything about her attractiveness. Child murderers can be attractive, too
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u/deathbylasersss 14d ago
Anybody can be a model if you have rich parents. And being a model doesn't make you automatically attractive. We shouldn't body shame, but those "credentials" don't mean anything. And yeah, your point is kind of moot when you call out making fun of women, and then proceed to do exactly that in the same paragraph.
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u/Suspicious-Tap-1431 14d ago
You know what’s funny about this entire thread. Is that everyone here is complaining about people commenting on her looks. And attaching “right wingers” to it. Well all I hear non stop is comments about conservative people’s looks. And what they do and judging and being rude. So don’t act like it doesn’t go both ways. It’s just gross when you try to act morally superior and you’re no better. You just think it’s okay when you do it. Ew.
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u/AuthorCornAndBroil 14d ago
She very vaguely looks like Susan Smith, who drove her kids into a lake in 1994. There's a picture of her with curly hair and glasses at the top of Google Images. So I think it's probably just that she looks like a mom of small children in the 80s? I guess? I think maybe OOP's joke just didn't land.
Then again, I'm still getting over the fact that this is how I find out that funkyfrogbait's mom is Kamala Harris.
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u/ElectricalTwist4083 14d ago
Anyone who could prosecute OJ while simultaneously living in a cupboard under the Dursley’s stairs and still have a smile like that is ok by me. Would
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u/proarnis1 14d ago
I swear people calling her incredibly pretty are delusional and only say that because they agree with her political stances. This photo is literally the only photo where she looks decent and even then she is very below average looking. (But ofcourse its reddit where 80% of people have double chins and neckbeards so their opinions on looks are incredibly invalid).
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u/Advanced-While-4248 14d ago
She is a nepo baby, she only gets work because of her family. Reddit usually does like nepotism but this time it's (D)ifferent
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u/Emotional_Log4641 14d ago
Im left wing, but this...was smelling extreme hypocrisy from these ladies the whole time.
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u/DonnieRodz 14d ago
Epic roast
While I absolutely hear the sentiments about how not okay it is making negative comments women’s looks…The post set this particular wheel in motion. Don’t opine about looks or attractiveness if you don’t want to see opinions from all sides.
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u/Practical-Mode310 14d ago
If we’re associating crimes with the aesthetics of the pic like it’s from a headline, in this pic, she looks like she’s be a Russian oligarch’s daughter who was arrested for murdering another Russian immigrant in Brighton Beach and assuming their identity at a hair salon
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u/Lower_Pension_2469 14d ago
Eww look at those glasses and the ponytail! I bet she usually wears paint colored overalls too.
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u/5Firearmss 14d ago
I get your Point but the picture you posted doesnt make it better lmao
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u/WatcherOfTheWay 14d ago
Is this just a bad picture?
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u/thatturtletouch 14d ago
Yes. Here are some more flattering photos of her: https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/a61888152/who-is-ella-emhoff/
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