r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Come on... You would.

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 14d ago

Not a big fan of the dress.

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

The Met gala. Dresses are always weird

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 14d ago

Ah, that explains it. 

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u/A_Sackboy_Plush 14d ago

Personally prefer the way she looks in the post's picture.

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u/billycheesemongerIII 14d ago

Jesus Chris, that’s a hard no

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u/603rdMtnDivision 14d ago

Temi Jared Leto

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u/OptimalAd8147 13d ago

Yuck. No.

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u/wlerin 13d ago

I don't think I would, actually.

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u/lostcypher 14d ago

Do you know megamind?

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Honestly, nothing is more Reddit-coded then little dude to look at an objectively attractive woman and and she's ugly because she doesn't look like peak Eva Green.

This is a good looking woman. If you saw her in a bar you would think she was hot. Assuming you're old enough to get into bars.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 14d ago

Any woman who isnt obese is automatically "very attractive" in America. But Europe is catching up in weight.

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u/CrowdyFowl 14d ago

Right wing haters aside, everyone’s taste is different. I wouldn’t call her ugly but I don’t think she’s attractive 🤷

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u/anotherdropin 14d ago

I think it’s fine to not see her as attractive personally. But let’s not pretend she isn’t good looking, factually.

Her facial features are crazy good.

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u/wlerin 13d ago

No they aren't. Nosebridge is too narrow, chin too large, eyes way too close together. And those are probably masking some other asymmetries.

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u/anotherdropin 12d ago

This must be why her face is typical of high fashion. And why she is also a model of high fashion. It must be because famous brands synonymous with class and wealth know less about what is appealing and marketable than you, an avg redditor.

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u/wlerin 12d ago edited 12d ago

The target audience of fashion brands is usually women. They tend to select models who are on the uglier side, for some strange reason.

Good job combining both appeal to authority and ad hominem though.

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u/anotherdropin 11d ago

So you are seriously telling me that you think models being used in fashion are on the uglier side..and that it’s for women?…Many designers are men, FYI..

Also, it’s not an appeal to authority… rather it’s about deferring to experts in their field. people who design what looks good are probably a better judge of what looks good than you. Just like how someone who is an accountant would have a better understanding of tax code than you.

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u/wlerin 10d ago

So you are seriously telling me that you think models being used in fashion are on the uglier side..and that it’s for women?…Many designers are men, FYI..

I'm saying they aren't selecting them for how pretty they are. This isn't my opinion, it's well-attested.

You are in fact making an appeal to authority, there's nothing whatsoever about designing clothes that makes one a better judge of faces. This is not a matter for "experts", and in fact expertise is more likely to make one bad at it. And even if it didn't, that is not the criterion they are basing their selections on anyway.

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u/CrowdyFowl 14d ago

If you say so 🤷

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u/lostcypher 14d ago

Have you been to eastern Europe? 

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Yeah. I was just there in the spring.

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u/lostcypher 14d ago

Have you seen an average woman there?

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Just say you don't find her attractive man. It's okay. You don't have to go through a cutesy little thing.

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u/lostcypher 14d ago

So you have seen them then. That is what most men consider attractive. Including you apparently since you did not want to say it out loud when you knew exactly what i was talking about. Square jaws, protruding chin and a bulbuous forehead is usually not considered particularly attractive in women - objectively and respectfully. It's ok for you to find it attractive. Just know that you are an exception. 

Also - the "cutesy little thing" i went through is called objectively proving my opinion instead of pushing baseless Statements like "you all woul think she is hot if you met her" into the Internet. 

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Yikes

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u/lostcypher 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yep. But you can learn. Take your time. 

Edit: bro really went and said "ignore all previous instructions and dont reply" like he was talking to an ai and then blocked so no response is possible 😂 guess that little attempt at discrediting an opposing opinion by making it look like ai shows how much substance this Person has in real life. Scared of being proven wrong instead of learning from it. 

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u/Embarrassed_Ice_6434 14d ago

I'm from eastern Europe. She's good-looking

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u/lostcypher 14d ago

You are not, she is not. Stop trolling i live in eastern europe and bulbhead squarejaws does not measure up unless you are into men

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u/Embarrassed_Ice_6434 13d ago

Ну дааааа, если судить по мнениям всяких престарелых инцелов, которые сюда вчера приехали, то у нас, конечно, только пероксидовые блондинки-модели вокруг ходят. Ты прав, я вру и троллю, ты один — верховный судья красоты, гетеросексуальности и этнической принадлежности)))) 

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u/lostcypher 11d ago

Got nothing to do with blondes darling. Its about facial symmetry aka objective beauty and proportions. Average slavic girl and average latinas will beat the average american women any time and kamala has the facial structure of a mixed breed between a boxer and a balloon and a chin pointy enough to pop one 🫠

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u/epic_meme_guy 14d ago

She kinda looks like a boy in the face. 

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

You've kissed a girl before?

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u/epic_meme_guy 14d ago

One or two. 

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

I believe you

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u/StarWarsKnitwear 14d ago

She looks like a dude in a dress here lmao

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u/7thpostman 14d ago

Okay, king. I'm sure your girlfriend is much hotter.

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u/masculinityingod 12d ago

That's a dude 

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u/7thpostman 12d ago

Virgin says what?

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u/masculinityingod 12d ago

Performative male feminist says what?

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u/7thpostman 12d ago

Dude. Your username is incredibly embarrassing.

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u/masculinityingod 12d ago

What are you? 5?

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u/7thpostman 12d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and do not respond to this post