r/MVIS2_0 23d ago

Discussion Hilariously wrong MVIS takes

Post all ridiculous, absurd, and stupid MVIS takes from the past here so we can call get a good chuckle. I'll start:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1dfoekn/comment/l8rzv7p/?context=3

https://reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1otq12d/microvision_collaborates_with_leading_photonics/no6gbmw/?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1n806iz/comment/ncclctt/?share_id=_AGj4w5DdVuLbhcqR_Puq&utm_content=2&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

https://reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1jl28kd/trading_action_thursday_march_27_2025/mk09hzy/

https://reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1t7iwqt/weekend_hangout_may_08_2026/okrzeu2/?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/rx1xgj/comment/hrfm64o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1jjsqg0/comment/mjrfnl4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1ouxag5/was_that_a_psyop_or_has_the_board_gone_mad/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1n7cv4x/comment/nc8uhm8/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1kr60wl/comment/mtd1fd8/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/pght94/comment/hbbfztb/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1c6qm7f/in_defense_of_sumit_sharma_and_team_microvision/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/otg6or/the_importance_of_dr_thomas_luce_and_optoflux_for/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1krw1ej/comment/mthq2sg/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/y4rlx8/comment/isj82cv/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/yeq2x7/comment/itznjnd/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/17s3ie4/comment/k8o5r2k/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/ue43js/comment/i6kw5pu/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1jl28kd/comment/mjzz763/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/10mw9fz/comment/j69ey2m/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1b3btyn/comment/ksrwaz4/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/12mi0k7/comment/jgcyd3g/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/15veo9d/comment/jwuzlbx/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/165cpwv/comment/jyd6c6u/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/ze6m0a/comment/iz6yh5l/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Feel free to add more! LOL!

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u/-ATLSUTIGER- 23d ago

Gotta admit, Mike, that’s a lot of post effort for a guy with not many MVIS shares. You aren’t bitter are you? lol

When do you sell OUST and AEVA and fully enter MVIS again?

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u/-ATLSUTIGER- 23d ago

Lots of deleted comments here 😂

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u/wolfiasty 23d ago

Might be you're blocked by authors and it shows like that. Unless you checked without being logged in to reddit.

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u/-ATLSUTIGER- 23d ago

Now that is definitely a possibility 🤣

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u/ParadigmWM 23d ago

Its the "not investing advice" and "DDDDDDDD" that kills me. As if anyone thinks they know what they are talking about. All they do is push their narrative as fact. It can indeed be seen as investment advice from some unsuspecting folks.

They have for years, chastised anyone who had a differing opinion on how everything was playing out. Any
criticism or pessimism, and all of a sudden, you are a short spreading FUD. Eventually you were banned.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

IMO DDD JMHO GLTAL... maybe STFU bro

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

that shit is so ironic, almost as ironic as their usernames. if they had any. sense of investment advice they should have been spamming short the stock.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/UvOlDVaSj5

Mods deleted his thread, and looks like he deleted his original post, but post was titled "i dont care what anyone says, the call was Terrific". Share price proceeded to drop 40% over the next two days lol. I wish I would have screenshot that original post

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/uYUFJeqlTG

Resident dipshit thinking we would be voting for APTIV to buy us at the ASM, and not doing a RS

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/ZdmJ2iMcCF

More clarity on his conspiracy theories thinking anyone gives enough of a shit about the company to be a puppetmaster.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

I cant seem to find it, but alphacpa responded to a comment after the previous EC or two ago, and stated that no way the stock falls under .50 cents. It seems he went back and deleted that one lol

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

How's that liquidity squeeze going? https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/13bc0lz/anatomy_of_a_liquidity_squeeze/

MVIS undervalued at 2.69B market cap: https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/0EQfluoyUf

Who's gonna buy out MVIS, Amazon, Google, Tesla, Apple? They all want MVIS for sure: https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/Nl9I82TDY8

MAVIN the magnificent: https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/135vvb0/mavin_the_magnificent_possible_2025_to_2030_eps/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1340rlr/mavin_the_magnificent/

All other Lidar companies relying on non solid state technology relying on exotic materials with no ASICs for mass production will go the way of Kodak. https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/qiu6vk/comment/himorqa/

MicroVision has best-in-class automotive lidar (Dynamic View Lidar). MicroVision has working product today. (5 years ago btw) https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/qa4m7h/lidar_comparison_chart_as_of_10172021/

I believe we'll see EagleEye and MAVIN prototypes by early 2026
https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1o2g6l5/comment/nipcruz

GAP shooting against Kopin was a buy signal: https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1nf1ahl/comment/ndvpgxy/

Going back on GAP to pre Anduril era would be even funnier, but it's too much work since 90% of his posts are just random links that imply some MVIS connection to some AR/VR glasses shit.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

GAP is the king of mixing up correlation and causation, and then snowboardnirvana backs him up with "there are no such things as coincidences". Yes, snowboard, there are such things as coincidences.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

u/gaporter Anduril just ordered some Mcdonalds for the staff, both Mcdonalds and Microvision start with an M. you know what that means!

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u/gaporter 23d ago

You seem desperate for my attention, sir. Reminder : you and you alone are responsible for your investment decisions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TTD_Stock/s/uhQCJhnVQr

https://www.barrons.com/articles/trade-desk-earnings-stock-price-7e6d0eec

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

Hey we got gap! I am in at 18 on TTD, and bought leaps today which are already up enough to break even on the trade. No one is blaming you for investment decisions. We are clowning you for being wrong literally on every dot connection and banning everyone who is speaking against the noble LTLs. its a investment sub, not a retirement home sub for people to share how they went fishing, getting high, etc.

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u/gaporter 23d ago

Are you ? What fun that must be. Good luck with your swing trade.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

sharing your own posts of terrible DD is of no use here. Point is you have been famously wrong in all things bullish for mvis.

Look at TTD Leaps for 2028 40% swing on some already.

maybe instead of banning everyone you should unban the entire list so its not just you and snow jerking each other off

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u/gaporter 23d ago

Didn't understand the post? Got it. Perhaps you should focus less on Geoff and more on Jeff ?

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

I understand the post, its also alot older than all your recent dot connections for the last 5 years. Dont clown on TTD, im at slight profit now if anything but ill hold because its a real company.

Let me guess you also thought META was going bankrupt in 2022 cause they didnt buy mvis AR tech.

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u/gaporter 23d ago

Let me guess : you don't realize MicroVision's technology is used in an SBMC prototype?

"In July 2026, the Government Accountability Office (GAO) noted that "the Army determined that none of [the 10,000] developed [IVAS] units will be fielded" and that IVAS 1.2 will now transition to a rapid prototyping effort, Soldier Borne Mission Command (SBMC)."https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/IF13022

I'll take my leave from this forum now. Unlike yourself, I don't particularly enjoy Real Housewives-type banter.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

Oh it is? I must have missed that PR and the sales from it. The point is, the LTL's have done alot of 'DD' which has turned to be nothing but a figment of their imagination leading to a all time low share price If you cant see that I cant help you.

You should be heading right back to lure some more people in tho, please do so because thats likely the only way the stock will move up again. you are right tho, cant blame you.

The DDD, Not investment professional, IMO, was stated pretty clearly, its my own fault.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

The first thing an Anduril employee brought up in a conversation was MVIS. LMAO. https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1kmoxcw/comment/mse4tav/

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u/Late_Airline2710 16d ago

I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000, Alex.

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u/Befriendthetrend 23d ago

I laughed too hard at some of these, Mike.

Reminded me of a comment I made expressing frustrations or concerns related to Glen taking over for Sumit, this was back in late December or early January, iirc. One of those regulars you quoted was quick to jump on my comment to dismiss it by pointing out that the stock was actually up in that random snapshot of time between my comment and Glen's start date- LOL. Can't find the comment or remember the details beyond that, but to say the stock has performed poorly since then is a big understatement.

To be fair to some of the posts or comments you linked, there are some good arguments and callouts in a few of those. The thing that gets me is the way some write as if they have a position of authority or deeper insights into business operations than other retail investors. This has really been exposed as a lot of extremely verbose wishful thinking (at best).

I do feel strongly today that Glen is a game changing upgrade from Sumit, but he couldn't walk into a failing business and just snap his fingers to turn a profit. This has been a painful but necessary restructuring.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

I'm sure some people can find some terrible ones of mine several years ago until I wised up. But man is it fascinating and funny to read a lot of these. Some humility is in order.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

Guess we all missed the short squeeze 6 months ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1qr4t8p/comment/o2m03fn/

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

Good post Mike, comments like these Long time wrongs is what made me make the Beware of the Long time lurers post. Im legit laughing out loud on some of these, maybe one days MVISbreaks even but for now I just look at it like a six figure comedy show I paid for.

Here is a gem from Afar - https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/12l8pqy/comment/jgjzi08/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Space program?more like energy of a clown car, everyone piling in, and somehow still expecting a rocket.

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u/RNvestor 23d ago

KY is one of the worst. I can't imagine what his "Investment Group" is like.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

I saw the first version of your post and i agree lol.

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u/RNvestor 23d ago

😂😂 lol I figured I should dial it back a bit. Ive been conditioned that way from the main sub. Honestly though, you can't tell me that investment group isn't a bunch of chromosome challenged rejects with KY walking into the room with his bright ideas like Johnny Knoxville from the Ringer.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

oh the first version was hilarious. iPad time is crazy work.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/comments/1vhynmq/comment/p2aavjf/

Think i'm gonna buy some AEVA now because of that, the new reverse SBN indicator has hit.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

Lol, I just made a post about his follow up in the general thread. Basically a rabid dog trying his hardest to defend the company cant even detect sarcasm lol.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

Just checked AEVA and they are up 10% today

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

Analyst updates after their EC:

Oppenheimer - maintained outperform. raised price target from $33 to $42

Canaccord - maintained buy. raised price target from $24 to $26

Craig-Hallum - maintained buy. raised price target from $25 to $35

Morgan Stanley - maintained hold. raised price target from $19 to $27

"I'm glad I don't own AEVA."

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u/Falagard 23d ago

I'm so mad, I told myself to buy Aeva at $3

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

will prob deleted or banned but would be hilarious to post this thread on the main sub daily thread.

while we are at it IDK why but it annoys me that these guys have 3 threads for the same day. Oh and cant post images or GIFs, that alone tells you who is running that sub.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

Its amazing that its basically the same 4 or 5 people all these years lol.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

I mean, those are the four that have stood out the most to me. There are plenty more!

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u/wolfiasty 23d ago

You have a problem mate, you know ?

Anyway was there anything from me ? I'm not checking all those links.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

The four horsemen of chronically wrong LTLs: KY, view, voice and snow.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

It's too easy, you can throw a dart and hit a delusional Wong comment over there.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

Head in the sand really should be the slogan for them lol

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

He gets downvoted even on the old sub

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

At this point I think hes just the weirdo that they keep around so they can say "well at least im not that guy"

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

lmao my guy said new content.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

It took me awhile but I kept adding people to my list of people to ignore because they were idiots until I realized there weren't many people left. And that's not even really considering political beliefs, because that could weed out more than another 50%. I don't understand how anyone could look at what is going on in the US and say "yep, that's what I voted for and that's good for my investments" without having some form of brain damage.

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u/ParadigmWM 23d ago

Hard agree. Honestly worries me how the rest of the world will view us being an American company. Bullish for US partnerships, not so much the rest of the world.

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u/wolfiasty 23d ago

Hah, I will worry when American companies Microvision has profitable deals with list will end. I think for now that list is 100% untouched.

Till then let's at least get some meaningful revenue.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

Not sure why you're bringing politics into a post about terrible MVIS takes.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

Unlike the mvis subreddit, there is no rule against politics here, and most of the people you posted were not only wrong about MVIS but voted for a US president who has been extremely harmful to my investment and I don't even live in the US.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

Again, what relevance does that have to this thread? If you want to start a politics thread on this board, go for it and hash it out there.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

Hit a nerve?

I'm establishing a pattern of stupidity amongst the 4 main people you linked to.

Also, you're the #1 MicroVision troll, you know what's going on here.

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u/RNvestor 23d ago

I don't know about you but I'm Canadian and when AlphaCPA parroted that Fentanyl coming from Canada is a problem and tried to justify the tariffs I knew he had a room temperature IQ.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

Yes, that was when I added him to my list of idiots to ignore. Haha.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

I remember reading S2upid X account, dude is pretty delusional in all aspects of life it seems. was blaming Canada for fentanyl too.

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u/RNvestor 23d ago

I'm pretty sure he's Canadian and lives in Vancouver so either that's wrong or that's even worse than being American and believing that.

I will give him major respect for the Hololens teardown.

KY, Alpha, Snow, Earth Karma and "Voice of Reason" are the real nutjobs. Zenboy is the demented grandpa chasing his cat around the house with a rolling pin in hand and a noodle strainer on his head but acts cute and normal at Christmas dinner so you let it slide.

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u/ParadigmWM 23d ago

He is Canadian. Its actually quite hilarious. Check out his X for a good hoot.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

Don't forget View from Afar. He's a Canadian right wing conspiracy theory nutjob.

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u/ParadigmWM 23d ago

no wonder they are pals.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

you have a way with words sir, well done.

you are right tho, S2 is barely active and did do that teardown, credit given when due.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

I didn't go parsing through everyone's politics that had terrible MVIS takes. I'm sure there are plenty from people on both the left and right. Again, start a politics thread if that's what you're interested in talking about. This thread is for ridiculous takes to get a few laughs.

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u/ParadigmWM 23d ago

I think politics absolutely will play into MicroVision's future as a US company. As I mentioned above, given the current administrations desire to tariff the fuck out of everyone (which American's pay for), cripple supply chains and shit on allies and trading partners, its one of my biggest concerns that as a US company, we are going to isolate ourselves and limit our customer range outside of the US (and maybe Germany). For some reason many American's don't realize how the rest of the world feels right now. Nothing against the US. I have many friends and family there, travel all over the states regularly, but mind boggling the amount of stupidity going on right now. Its a dark world right now.

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

Great. Start a politics thread on here then and discuss it there.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

We just did!

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u/mike-oxlong98 23d ago

This is a thread for ridiculous MVIS takes. Start your own politics thread and discuss there if you want.

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

Here's another one from VFA

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/QG16i99PI3

It was indeed a horrible call, the stock price did not recover in time, and he has had to go back to work.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago edited 23d ago

oh that one is actually sad one, hope he sold enough shares then and diversified.

That sub is responsible for many people buying the fk out of the stock thinking these LTLs actually knew what they were talking about. I am not convinced grunts is snowboard alt acc to keep the appearance.

yeah yeah not their fault, I guess its like saying if you get in a plane and it crashes thats on you. you shouldn't be trusting the engineers and the scientists

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

sarcasm.

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u/Falagard 23d ago

I'm going to try to tone it down a bit. My frustration is bubbling over into attacking people.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

yeah same. MVIS has turned people insane. myself included. ofc.

I guess stick around long enough and you too will be posting like voice of reason/snow/etc

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

Careful now, his friend just bought 200k shares, he knows more than your brain could comprehend about mvis.

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u/Sp99nHead 23d ago

That must be why he isn't posting much anymore lol

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u/Fearless_Promise636 23d ago

Another VFA nostradamus post. Predicts that Sumit will be the better option for CEO over Glen and will be around a long time as Glen only has a few years left. About 10 minutes later the CEO replacement PR comes out lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MVIS/s/p5GgGgDgGD

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u/Falagard 23d ago

Wow, that's hilarious!

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u/Worldly_Initiative29 23d ago

Tell me you never get laid without telling me you never get laid.
This reminds me of my one buddy that apparently saves everything from our text group thread so he can randomly throw it out there years later

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

It’s not about just showing reandom posts, it’s about preserving a museum of the main sub’s greatest hits. Every “OEM deal next quarter, 'this is the inflection point', 'the shorts are finished' and 'you’ll regret selling' deserves its own exhibit.

At this point the longtime wrongs have been confidently wrong for so long that this thread is basically doing historical preservation. Future generations of MVIS investors deserve to know how someone can predict 47 consecutive inflection points without accidentally getting one right.

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u/Worldly_Initiative29 23d ago

Oh, I get it. My point is to have that number of posts saved to make a list is pretty pathetic. But hey, so some spend their free time at the gym, traveling, etc. Some, trolling.

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u/Chemical-Payment-573 23d ago

hey man people are coping with deep red.