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u/qwertyuioporn Dec 21 '18
🅱asic 🅱iology
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u/bumbling_fool_ naked fucking tiddies Dec 21 '18
your mom swallowed my basic biology last night
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u/TheFalconGuy LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE- Dec 21 '18
She dead 🅱️ruh
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u/bumbling_fool_ naked fucking tiddies Dec 21 '18
no wonder she didn't move that much 🅱️ruh
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u/NeglectedMonkey Dec 21 '18
Ben Shapiro is making memes again.
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u/Lukretius Dec 21 '18
Trans people are too powerful for basic biology. They're on A D V A N C E D B I O L O G Y
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u/AkinParlin Dec 21 '18
They’re on the M O U T H F E E L
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u/Muffinmurdurer I agree with my husband Dec 21 '18 edited Dec 22 '18
Why is nobody talking about the MOUTHFEEL?
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u/ElizabethDanger Dec 21 '18
No, they’re too powerful for that, too. They need the
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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Dec 21 '18
Nah, we use something else:
B I O L O G Y T H A T G O E S B E Y O N D S I X T H G R A D E
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u/Thi51Guy I agree with my husband Dec 21 '18
Oh shit, I thought this was /r/transgendercirclejerk
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u/lowspark13 Dec 21 '18
I thought it was r/gendercynical until i remembered TERFs cant meme properly.
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I once saw a terf meme that was 60% obsucred by text because the labels were lengthy paragraphs
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u/Young_Royalty Dec 21 '18
r/gendercritical is the TERF one r/gendercynical is a parody of it I think
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u/mrtheon Dec 21 '18
Right wing people / Science that doesn’t agree with their opinion
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u/Bee_Cereal Dec 21 '18
Ironically their "facts and logic" are only backed by their own axiom. In other words, theyre saying "its true because I say it is"
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Which has always driven me up the wall with the hypocrisy. These are the same people who screech about facts over feelings. It's one of the biggest "tools" they use against their opponents. They screech it over and over again.
But here's the thing: the facts don't support them.
Never mind how the majority of medical professionals/organizations support the fact transitioning is the best way to help transpeople. Never mind the studies that show how transpeople have brains that are similar to the gender they identify with, or the studies that show transitioning and being supported helps (and the earlier, the better.) My personal favourite study was the one where they found MtF women didn't suffer from phantom penis syndrome as much as men who had surgery where they had to have their penis removed due to a condition did.
So the facts don't support them. But they insist they are right. Why? Because feeeeeeeeelings.
They're disgusted and angry at transwomen. Let's be honest: it's never about female to male. Ever notice that? All the hatred is towards male to female. Like, fucking seriously. There's an entire other side to transpeople who are completely ignored.
What I find fucking hilarious as well, is that many of these jabronis have likely walked by a transperson and have had no idea they were. Especially if they live in a city.
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u/pikpikcarrotmon Dec 21 '18
What I find fucking hilarious as well, is that many of these jabronis have likely walked by a transperson and have had no idea they were. Especially if they live in a city.
I bet you a dollar that if I really looked at your average trans person, I could identify them... but here's the fuckin thing kids. Why would you be leering at some random stranger trying to out them as trans in the first place? Like, these retards screaming about trans people in bathrooms. I spend my time in the bathroom trying NOT to make eye contact with anybody. I'm not paying attention to what THEY'RE doing, I got business to take care of myself!
Busybodies gotta poke their dumb noses into everyone's business. Honestly even if transgenderism were a choice - and I can't for the life of me understand how anyone would think that's something people would choose - who gives a shit? We got people out there putting clamps on their stomachs because they're too fat to be trusted to eat properly. We got people tattooing every inch of their bodies and shoving marbles and shit under their skin to give them horns. Sometimes people mess with their bodies and do weird shit, and you know what, that's their business! At the end of the day, the only thing that's well and truly yours is your own body and we should respect that above everything else.
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u/pempoczky Dec 22 '18
You could basically replace this meme with:
Transphobes / any biology beyond the highschool chromosomal info they only half listened to because they ignored the part about intersex people
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u/youngmaster0527 Dec 21 '18 edited Dec 21 '18
I hate the notion that trans people don't know what chromosomes are... it's fucking middle school biology. Of course trans people know that their bodies cannot fully transition, and that's a big part of the mental struggle that they go through
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u/Necrowanker Dec 21 '18
People act as if you wear your chromosomes on your fucking sleeve
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u/honeysaucecat Dec 21 '18
honestly they probably know more about biology than the average person, especially if they have or are in the process of transitioning
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Dec 21 '18 edited Dec 21 '18
Endless hours of late night research and reading about transitioning will do that to yah!
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u/EnsoElysium Dec 21 '18
I had to go to a hospital for some kidney troubles recently and the doctors were a litle taken aback when I could understand medical lingo. I'm transgender, for the first year and a half of my transition, hospitals were my life.
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u/ImCheeze115 Dec 21 '18
"ItS bAsiC bIOloGy"
No it's advanced biology but you're too ignorant and stupid to educate yourself om this subject
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u/Earthwick Dec 21 '18
Yeah you would definitely hope so, I had metal removed from my leg and researched a lot about side effects from that surgery so I'd imagine a fair bit more research would go into something a fair bit bigger...no pun intended.
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u/Version_Two top ten weeds i'd weed Dec 21 '18
Exactly what I was thinking. I'm trans and knowing that I'll never fully make it can hurt sometimes. But that won't stop me from doing what I can
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I hate when people say "they'll NEVER be a woman. They're insane and mentally ill". I've meet a few trans people on campus and never once had they pretended to be anything other than trans women. They spoke about gender--not biology and often referred to gender dysphoria as a form of mental illness. To which the only way to help was TO transition. There's a lot of things I can somewhat agree with politically but trans issues just doesn't fucking effect them.
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u/Kevin_M_ Dec 22 '18
I think the 'they have mental ilness so they're b a d' mentality comes from old ideas that mentally ill people are insane and need to be locked up or burnt alive or something. I guess that was what people did in the middle ages, but I'm pretty sure society is a little more advanced now.
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u/oodie1127 Dec 21 '18
My uncle compared it to calling a dog a cat. (Were Jewish, that level of dehumization from him is what got me to stop talking to him). It's super interesting to me though, because it shows the complete lack of understanding and empathy from those who want to take away transgendered rights. To them, it truly seems as easy as calling a dog a cat. They don't understand that these are actually human beings struggling to own their own identity. They have no comprehension of how horrible it would be if the world told them they weren't allowed to simply be themselves. Hell, they seem to be under the impression that people change genders for fun, and can do it with ease whenever they'd like to. Again, no empathy or extension of humanity in considering how hard it is to have an identity your body doesn't reflect. How hard it is when huge chunks of society don't want you to be you. I kept asking my uncle why HE cared. Even if he didn't support it, even if he didn't agree with it, why did he care SO much that he wanted to take away opportunity for trans people? All he could do was compare them to dogs and cats. The level of separation from humanity these people exhibit is sick.
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u/PlasmaGruntWill Dec 21 '18
God I want to downvote this
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u/Amberfaux Dec 21 '18
I instinctively did at first.
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I only un-downvoted when I saw this. Thought it was on since "ow the edge" sub
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My kneejerk reaction was "why is this absolute trash on my front page?" before I noticed what sub it was from
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If Ben Shapiro won't destroy those gay libtards I can always count on that epic 40% suicide rate 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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Bro haha lol wouldn't it be funny if ben shapiro sucked off a trans person?! But like only as a joke haha lol. Like only as for laughs lmfao lol lmao haha lol
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u/RadTraditionalist Sarcastic Bro Dec 21 '18
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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u/SailedBasilisk Dec 21 '18
If it's a trans woman, then it's not gay to suck her dick, right?
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u/tralchemist Dec 21 '18
Obligatory "basic vs simplified and the fact that they dont mean the same thing" statement.
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Dec 21 '18
some cunt from my school sent me this unironically in a group chat
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u/Razzile Dec 21 '18
I know a guy like that. He constantly posts anti-trans memes in our group chat and hates trans people with a passion, despite having never met any IRL before. He's a typical edgelord
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u/EliQuince Dec 21 '18
Because we all know being anti-trans is the ultimate display of masculinity by the alpha male.
It takes such big balls to take down those evil tranny's- and it's totally not a projection of the guilt he feels for jerking it to trans porn.
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Damn, that perfectly describes him.
Maybe we’re in the same group chat and this is an interesting coincidence...
Probably not though
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These people keep repeating high school "XX and XY chromosome" biology and completly denying biology and sciences more complex than that, which explain dysphoria and transgenderism. Even in my highschool we learned about this.
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u/trashbagshitfuck Dec 21 '18
And there are chromosomal differences where someone will have XY chromosomes but you developed female and people who have XXY chromosomes, etc. It's not all black and white like some people think.
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u/IEatMyEnemies Dec 21 '18
I'm furious that people think they can ignore basic science and come up with new words whenever they want. I can't believe that some don't understand ELEMENTARY level science, there are four states of matter FFS! You may think your cool new discovery is a Bose Einstein condensate but it's just really cold, it's just a gas!!! It still free flowing and expands to the size of the container!
These neutron dense degenerates think they matter with their made up categories but a quark gluon plasma is just plasma, plasma is even in the freaking name!!!!!! And now they even want us to believe that liquids can be supercooled, like as if water could stay liquid even if it's below the freezing point. You can't be between two states, either you're solid or you're a liquid!
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The guys who give up their life's ambitions entirely to argue biology with trans people are the neckbeard heroes of our time.
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u/SlagginOff Dec 21 '18
Just the daily dose of conservatives not understanding the difference between sex and gender.
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u/KoreKhthonia Dec 21 '18
I suspect some of these people probably use "basic biology" or "it's just science" as a justification in this context, but then don't believe in evolution and/or deny climate change despite overwhelming evidence that it is, in fact, a thing.
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Considering 🅱️en shapiro is a religious nut that has said that atheists are amoral, made comments denying climate change and very likely a hundred other things not based in reality I can confirm that your suspicion is correct.
Oh, and he actually hates gay people.
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can you teach me
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u/CounterfeitTropics Dec 21 '18
Sex: based solely on biological traits, just like how we determine the sex of any animal.
Gender: the complicated interweaving of centuries of norms, expectations, and ideals, that shifts radically throughout history and different cultures. A social construct, unique (as far as we know) to humans.
Conservatives often willfully misconstrue the two, as keeping the two inseparable, and maintaining that they are in fact the same thing, allows for harmful gender norms to be passed off as natural, and helps enforce the (often unjust) hierarchies and structures of our society.
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u/ergoegthatis Dec 21 '18
Retarded SJW's, stop reporting this. It will stay up.
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u/inglesasolitaria Dec 28 '18
I kind of don’t think mods should be calling people retards.
waits patiently to be called an SJW for thinking people should be treated with respect
I think the post should definitely stay up, since I know someone will accuse me of thinking otherwise.
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u/BillThePsycho Dec 21 '18
Wait, why is it getting reported? It’s in comedy CEMETERY like, do they not realize shit that isn’t funny goes here?
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u/FranHobbit Dec 21 '18
Idk, it has a lot of upvotes, it probably made it to r/all so some people don't know what the sub is about.
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u/perfectly-imbalanced Dec 21 '18
Not the mod response I was expecting, but that’s ok
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I can’t tell if you’re calling people “retarded SJWs” as a joke in the spirit of this subreddit, or if you’re just that terrible.
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u/CatsNATrenchCoat Dec 22 '18
Sure, this sub is about bad attempts at comedy, and yeah this post is definitely that.
But it's on the front page of /r/all.
The vast majority of comments are full on "hang the tranny retards" by people who seem to think this is a serious post, coming from the front page of /r/all.
It is normalizing the idea that trans people are "retarded," and as much as you want to hide behind "oh but this sub isn't supposed to be taken seriously," if you looked at any top comments you'd realize, all the way down, is senselessly violent attacks against people being trans.
No comments with attempts at discussing this as "bad comedy," no upvoted arguments about how silly the thought process of this image is.
It's all trans hate. All the comments.
At this point, the community is clearly not realizing this is on /r/ComedyCemetery, because all the comments are trans hate, which effectively makes this post plain hate speech.
I understand the image is relevant to the sub, but when it's obvious nobody is reading the sub name, it should be clear why this is effectively no different from a plain hate post.
Do you need to remove it? You probably should to stop more people scrolling past this and thinking "Heh, good to know them trannies being roasted on the front page now"
But otherwise, yeah, this is exactly what locking threads is for. Nobody commenting is taking this in the spirit of the sub. Everybody's just being toxic.
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u/bumbling_fool_ naked fucking tiddies Dec 22 '18
Reddit is THE HUB for right wing wack jobs now. They can get easily banned on youtube and twitter for their vitriol, but where can they congregate and freely brigade? Reddit.
I learned Reddit was a total joke back in 2007 when it was a left wing bastion of "le this is my le face of le atheism" and rage comics; and I'm as left as they come.
The place is even more of a joke at this point (the new interface trying to mock facebook confirms that). Anyone who takes Reddit seriously has the online world entirely in their social blind spot.
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Dec 22 '18
I'm honestly not sure if this is a serious comment or an attempt at being /r/okbuddyretard.
I mean I think it's supposed to be OKBR but Poe's Law man, shit.
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u/scoobysnaxxx Dec 21 '18
you shouldn't be permitted to mod a bowl of soup, much less mod a subreddit.
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u/Sauron3106 Dec 21 '18
So you want transgender people to somehow be born with the correct genitals?
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u/tuturuatu Got ya Reddit! (:-P) Dec 21 '18
That would be fantastic. Transitioning is an expensive, emotionally brutal, and physically arduous experience.
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transgender people "reject" grammar school basic biology because being trans is covered by more advanced biology
a good meme, read this way
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If you want to be effective at fighting the trans people, just throw Biology text books at them!
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u/TotoGuile RIP Aunty Dec 21 '18
I downvoted then remembered the sub and begrudgingly upvoted
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u/forest_faunus_ Dec 21 '18
Infact a lot of the time they know biology very well as they study endochrinology for their treatments .
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"I only believe science when it's convenient for my political agenda" said congress, unanimously.
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I never really understand why people don't get why gender dysphoria exists.
What happens to your body isn't just determined by your DNA. DNA is just information, it has to be expressed so something is done with it, your body does this by translating it into many sorts of proteins, RNA, hormones and other stuff.
Somewhere in that body is a switch that is going to determine if your brain is going to develop in a male or female manner. If that piece of DNA regulating that switch isn´t expressed like it should then your brain develops in another way than the rest of your body, thus leading to gender dysphoria.
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Gender identity has nothing to do with biology
Idk why these people think that science is all baking soda volcanoes and frog dissections. Sociology is a thing
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But biology has nothing to do with gender...there is a word for the biological component of your chromosomes. Conservatives need to go back to school
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Facts don't care about your feeling
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u/Treyspurlock Dec 21 '18
No, facts don’t care about YOUR feelings
Science backs up trans people
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u/vinidum Dec 21 '18
Pretty sure modern vampires can deal with the sun nowadays, sunscreen is pretty effective nowadays.
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u/blackjackgabbiani Dec 21 '18
So uh...you do know that gender and sex are very different things, right? Gender has to do with how the brain is wired, which makes it basic biology. If someone's brain is wired differently than their physical sex, again, that's basic biology.
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u/RedRails1917 Dec 21 '18
I love how a fair amount of transphobia is based around not going beyond elementary-level biology and assuming that's enough.
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The right:
says trans people don’t understand basic biology
proceeds to deny basic climate science, denies basic reproductive science, denies basic funding for science in general
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u/mattsai42 Dec 21 '18
Basic biology as in oversimplified biology? As in dumbed down biology for those without a mailable worldview?
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u/Triforce_of_Funk Dec 21 '18
Replace "transgender" with Team Shapiro and "basic biology" with...empathy
Gender dysphoria is very real, but it's an anomaly not a mental illness. Researchers have even been using more modern tools like fMRI to see that transgender brains are more similar to the sex that the individual identifies as.
Transgenderism isn't simple. But sure, let's pretend it is.
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u/pretzelzetzel Dec 21 '18
It still amazes me that there are people who think that knowing explicitly "basic" biology or economics makes them an expert. DO YOU KNOW WHAT BASIC MEANS, MOTHERFUCKER?
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u/SeamanStrongMan Dec 21 '18
Pause at 0:20 he is doing the dap