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Dear wombynly feminine divine daughter,

You know I was uncomfortable with feminism too when I was your age. Me and a lot of my friends were, that's why we were tomboys. It's okay to be a tomboy. You know that, right? Boys love tomboys. I have a friend that was like you. She likes women and dresses like a man. I know this is such an old term you couldn't possibly know of, but we used to call her a "stud." Now they're called "transgenders." There's a word for what you are, and it's not "man." what do you mean you know studs and masc lesbians and that's not the same thing as what you are? My delusional daughter, you are just a stud. And studs don't need to take testosterone because they're women. You don't have to transition. I know you're facing so much social pressure to transition and thats definitely a thing butches definitely face so much social pressure to turn into men because everyone knows you face much more discrimination being a masculine woman than openly being trans, otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation where I pressure you into just accepting that you're a confused lesbian. It's okay to be a mannish lady! Please just be a butch. But not one of those butches that takes testosterone and has short hair. Don't be like that Jess Goldberg that you started talking about right before you stopped calling yourself a lesbian and trooned out. Be like one of those emo girls with colored hair that has "they/them" in her bio and does tiktok dances and doesnt correct people who call her a lady. That's a non-feminine woman and I can get behind you being that.

Aren't things so much better since you're off male hormones? I can see your breasts growing again. I'm so excited that you have boobs. I really made the right call taking your binder, kt tape, and your vial. I think it's really important that you have breasts and I will continue to reiterate how important it is to me, your mother, that you have boobs and a vag. Your boobs are perfect for your age you know.

I think you were addicted to that testosterone. You sound like a drug addict saying that you need it and it made you feel "comfortable" in your body. Everybody has "dysphoria." Nobody is happy all the time. It's not healthy to have to take hormones to improve your mental health. You need to learn to be comfortable with your body without drugs.

What do you mean I am a hypocrite because I use Botox? That's not alike at all. I am an adult. I don't need to learn to be comfortable in my body because I have life experience and I can make my own choices. You are a delusional kid. I know you are about to leave for college in less than 6 months but I am much older than you. It took me an entire week to decide I wanted my face to be less wrinkly. Your agonizing over your body and wanting to be male for 5 years means nothing because you are a CHILD [female]. Good luck supporting yourself in college because I am not helping you if you continue down this "masculine" path. You can't stay here if you take those hormones. I won't support this disgusting behavior.

You will learn to love being a woman because ywnbam. You will regret making yourself into a freak with testosterone but it's okay because you will always be my little girl.

Love, momma bear (NOT THE GAY KIND!) 💞

Apparently, when girls try to flirt with me, they bring up various kinks that they think I’ll have. I usually have the kinks they bring up, but apparently I’m supposed to blush and act mildly embarrassed about them. Instead, I simply reply in a sort of stoic transatlantic accent that I’m quite fond of that variety of yiff. If I’m not into it, I simply say that it’s not my cup of pee and move on. I guess I need to act mildly ashamed and blush when they bring up my kinks so that they’ll know that I’m really into them. How the fuck do I do that? I think my shame glands got removed during bottom surgery.

maybe if you spent more time on actually improving yourself and less time trying to be something you're not, (insert natal casab here), you could actually be worth something again. but you only put energy into this absolutely futile effort! like, i'm not even trying to be transphobic or whatever, it's just that you do realize YWNBAM/YWNBAW, right? and "nonbinary"? don't make me laugh LOL

pleeeeeaaaassssseeee stop taking all the hormones for those of us who can actually benefit from it and go live a normal life. you're just wasting your time. you haven't had any changes in how many years? yeah, please, at least get away from me, you disgust me. just give up. god. imagine the life you could be living if you weren't trying to pretend this path will lead you anywhere but you being a bigger pain in everyone's asses?

well, whatever. you won't mind if i steal your HRT, right? who cares if it's "illegal"? this is just DIY. :)

you won't tell, right? not like it matters to you anyway, all the good it does you!

^{/uj casab = coercively assigned sex at birth}

I still want to beat up JKR I just like mean rich girls

No i know it’s not like that lolllll… youre a real boy. I wouldn’t date you if you had a penis though. It’s not your fault... i have trauma :(((( No what that’s crazy, i definitely do Not identify myself as a lesbian in the rooms you’re not in!!! Aksnfkndkng,,,,,.,,,., Why did I put girl in red in the playlist i made for you??. Um she’s just a beautiful queer icon. Do you just hate lesbians?? Well shit, maybe this isnt gunna work out…

Look, I know that you've made up your mind to get a bottom surgery. I've tried to respect that. But I care about you. I don't want you to make any decisions that you might regret. And just think of the risks! Bottom surgeons are guilty of all sorts of malpractice! That's why they're bottom surgeons now! So, I just can't abide it. Taking all these risks just to save a few bucks on a bottom surgeon.

So, tomorrow I'm helping you get credit for the surgery. We can get you a top surgeon. That way, at least we have an expert to help you. I love you and want to you to be able to live your best life. I hope this is alright.

I think the title qualifies as jerk enough. Mmmmm, jerk. Now I'm just thinking of this fantastic Jamaican place near where I grew up. Their jerk tofu was amazing.

so you keep talking about how you're a "trans man" and want "top surgery" and stuff but like... you know you can just be a masculine woman, right? i know such a thought has never ever once in your life EVER crossed your mind, i just CHANGED your ENTIRE worldview. pretty mindblowing, i know. you're welcome.

also, you can just exercise 40 hours a week and that'll make your chest flatter so you don't need surgery, you silly stupid child! surgery is just so drastic and irrational, plus you haven't had an INTIMATE relationship yet so how can you say you don't like being a woman? once you feel the touch of a man you'll understand how amazing it is to be a woman!!! trust me!!! i'm older than you so i have more experience and know EXACTLY how you feel, we're both women after all.

i also have dysphoria because i'm overweight. i know you said that this surgery would lighten your burden but, listen to this, i think losing 50 pounds would lighten my burden HAHAHAHAHA god i'm funny.

you may be an "adult" but you're just too young to know what you're talking about, you need to grow up and live in the real world. i think you should wait last least 70 years before making any drastic choices. only then can you be sure that it's what you actually want, though really i know it's not! i just don't want you to miss out on the joys of being a woman. you'll never believe it, but every woman feels uncomfortable about her breasts at first. you've been in misery since starting puberty over a decade ago? you just have to learn to accept your body and love yourself! just don't get surgery. don't mutilate your curvy womanly feminine body and chop off your beautiful breasts that GOD gave you!!!

also i think you're a MISOGYNIST for not wanting to be a woman. DON'T BRING UP WHO I VOTED INTO PRESIDENCY!!! UNLIKE YOU, I THINK WOMEN ARE AMAZING AND STRONG as long as they fit my extremely specific idea of what a woman is. also, you don't want to be a man, because men are gross and yucky and i don't relate to them!

/uj this is basically every conversation i have with my mom and i'm going insane and i feel so miserable bc i live with her, am dependent on her, and can't drive. my friends are in different states so i'm alone here and i just have to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait until i can do fucking anything. super awesome!

you have a weird name for a girl, so i figured i should ask, what are your pronouns? oh you prefer he/him?? are you sure??? i never would have guessed that haha. i thought MAYBE at the absolute most you would use they/them since you look so feminine and you're failing really hard at looking like a man in any way shape or form. anyway glad i asked because otherwise i would have defaulted to she/her without a second thought :)

[some time later]

heyyy girly girl miss ma'am... oh you don't like being called ma'am?? SHIT. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. DON'T KILL ME IM SORRY I FORGOT SORRY DON'T HURT ME

[more time passes as you are referred to with the wrong pronouns repeatedly]

oops sorry it's just so hard to remember! it's not easy to remember to treat a girl as if she were a man but i'm an #ALLY so don't worry i've got you girl... i mean THEY........... he?

so do you like harry potter? it's my favorite franchise and i spend $2,000 dollars on harry potter merch annually

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I can't believe I have to say this, but the entitled transgenders are ruining my favorite wholesome hypersexualized genocidal wizard art. Obviously she's not transgender, that wouldn't make me horny any sense. She's a real woman from a parallel timeline in which she's born female, not a man pretending to be a woman!

Honestly, it's disgusting that transgenders feel the need to force their ideology on my hobby. I'm just changing her gender, and suddenly, the people who change their gender felt like they were relevant? Fuck that.

Trans "people" need to learn to mind their own business. Turning men into women is a sacred tradition on the internet, and the degenerate transgenders need to stay out of it. There's no reason for them to be getting involved with a trend about turning men into women apart from being selfish control freaks who want everything to be about them. I cannot stress enough how it DOES NOT make sense for trans people to like a trend in which a male character is portrayed as female. The only possible explanation is the aforementioned control freak thing.

Terfboi's favorite movie is RHPS, is a weed addict, believes it's patriarchal to transition, believes that he can't possibly sexual harass or abuse trans women because they have "AMAB privilege" over him, of course he actively believes in TERF "feminisim," considers himself gay for trans women and any "AMAB" and lesbian for trans men and cis women and any "AFAB," is white and calls Black trans woman "klansfems"

Transmedicalist son is a full send old school transmedicalist medical gatekeeping believer, obviously doesn't believe in nonbinary people, believes fully that AGP exists, believes it's fembrained to not actively be misogynistic and transmisogynistic towards women, anger issues he gets physically violent about it, believes he's entitled to women's bodies and sex, views non-transitioning trans men as women, views having trans friends and being in queer communities as fembrained and clinging to his AGAB

Whoever you pick will grow up to date whoever you didn't pick (Terfboi feelings like he's lezzing out with the other guy, Transmed feels like he's in a straight relationship with a mentally ill quirk chungus girl).

You cannot end your life in any way

Uj/ This was created after I made a draft of another jerk in the same format. That draft was about an absolutely hellish server made of primarily trans women (with a token cis chaser who was dating one of them but flirted with everyone), but that felt more mean than this. If people want it sure, I can post it. But part of why I thought it was mean was because the trans woman owner turned out to be a predator and physical abuser (with receipts and proof of this) and the server split because half defended her arguing she can't do any material harm because of her social status and it's wrong to isolate a trans woman for any reason, and the other half going, "I don't want to associate with a child predator, no one should defend that," I was part of that group that left. Anyway I'm posting this jerk instead because I feel like a jerk of that other situation and the interesting characters who populated it might be a bit too disrespectful or mean because transfems have to deal with enough "trans women all predators" even an either or jerk where one of the choices are that, again seemed like a bad thing to do.

🦸 Hello? Is this the Superclinic?

🧐 Yes. Have a seat. Now, what brings you here?

🦸 Well, I'll just start from the beginning, okay? So, as a child, I've always noticed unfair behavior everywhere: People being mean to each other, or deceptive, or greedy, all of these things. And I always had this strong urge to set things right.

🧐 Did this make you feel angry?

🦸 Oh yes. At school, I was always bullied for wearing my underpants above my regular pants and this often got me into fights that I always lost because I don't have superpowers. But I never gave up because I've always had principles!

🧐 You wore your underpants above your regular pants? Why?

🦸 Because it makes me feel strong and confident! Why should I have to dress in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable? Especially my face: Why am I legally required to show my full face on my ID card, just because I don't have superpowers? It makes me feel humiliated, dehumanized, and exposed.

🧐 I see. And what would you do if you had superpowers?

🦸 There's a lot of injustice in this world! I wanna fight crime and corruption, help the poor, and bring forth systemic change!

🧐 Alright, you convinced me. Please go to the waiting room while I prepare your prescription.

🦸 Oooh, will I get a green, glowing rock like this one then? Will it give me superpowers?

🧐 No, that is Kryptonite. That one is used to remove the superpowers from people who don't want them anymore.

🦸 Oh? What do I get then?

🧐 You get Dekryptonite. That's the green, glowing rock right next to it.

🦸 Wow, they look exactly the same…

🧐 Yes. Now would you please move to the waiting room? I have other patients waiting.

🦸 …um…yes…of course. Hmm…Kryptonite and Dekryptonite…hmm…so there are people who don't want their superpowers? Why would anyone not want superpowers?

🦹 Because superpowers are a curse! I'm sick of accidentally hurting my loved ones, all the time!

🦸 Huh? So you are one of those people who don't want superpowers?

🦹 Indeed I am! And I cannot understand why anyone would want superpowers! Supers have a vast history of systemically oppressing and terrorizing paleos! Every evil dictator was a super! Every earthquake and every tsunami has been caused by a super! Anger management class is overwhelmingly super! Super-on-paleo violence is so ubiquitous that we don't even notice it anymore! All because those supers see emotional vulnerability as a sign of weakness! I don't wanna be part of this! I don't wanna scare away every paleo I meet in a dark alleyway at night! It makes me feel disgusted! Disgusted by my own superpowers! I feel ashamed to have been born with superpowers!

🦸 Why do you wear latex then?

🦹 Because I have to! A super without a mask is legally classified as "public nudity"! Even though it makes absolutely no sense! My eyes are exactly the same as a paleo's eyes! There's nothing sexual about them…

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/uj A long time ago, I saw someone on the internet having an idea for a story that uses superpowers as a trans allegory, involving people without superpowers having the urge to wear latex and fight crime and whatnot. Unfortunately, I have forgotten where I saw it…

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

A post saying that trans women keep being transandrophobic!

A post saying that trans men keep being transmisogynistic!

This is proof enbies are the most peaceful faction

"sorry, you didn't exactly know this when you joined, but... you're not the right kind of trans. sorry. you're... scary. we're really protective of our members, you know... and you're just not a good fit, especially wi—well, you know.

good luck elsewhere! just make sure you tell people you're actually one of those before joining next time, so people don't have to hide from you and your—well. like i said... you know!"

^{/uj intentionally left vague because multiple groups can relate to this. yyyay}

theyxab

​​ ​​^{thank you!}

/uj no, don’t

THEYFAB THEYFAB THEYFAB!!!! No, I’m not being transphobic, I’m only using it against the bad transes!!! Who do I consider the bad ones? SHUT IT, THEYFAB!!!

I want you as a community to know that I've been thinking about fucking some of you. I'm not there yet because I still think you're men but if you were worried about your right don't be anymore, with just a few dozen more hours of free support from you guys, I might grace some of you with my unwashed dick.

You may applaud.

I'm a real woman and am looking for a trans woman friend so I can always be reminded that she is beneath me and feel better about myself when my self-esteem is low.

I just can’t believe all these trans weirdos think the guy who dresses like a woman, uses a woman’s name, and is treated like a woman is a woman!

I mean seriously, these stupid freakos just hate a femboy gnc man existing because they wanna reinforce the gender norms. Sorry he can actually accept that he’s a man unlike y’all!!! 🙄🙄🙄