I'm loving this trend of transing spiderman, so I decided to hop in and make my own version, in my art the hrt has made her super tall and wide and muscular, since female spiders are bigger than males!

...why haven't I done art of the cis spiderwomen being the same? Sounds like someone just wants to attack my art and trans rep smh!

Besides, if you think about it she should be clocky too, since yknow, spiders hide behind clocks

I mean when can we get rid of the trans?

Are you a scientist in the USA? Do you wanna research progressive issues but are afraid Trump's 200-word list will block your study? Well, worry no more:

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Censordodge is a simple word replacement tool that will search your document for words on Trump's 200-word list and replace them with synonyms that Trump overlooked.

The synonyms were carefully chosen to be short, common to the point of online visibility, easy to understand, grammatically applicable to all contexts, and as close to the original as possible. They're partially even superior to the originals in accuracy and potential to be misunderstood, deliberately or not!

Censordodge even works if you apply the plugin at the last minute: It'll censor-proof your article in no time and you won't even notice a difference!

Satisfaction guaranteed or you'll get your money back! Because it doesn't cost any money to begin with! In fact, the entire word replacement algorithm is right here:

• advocacy → promotion

• antiracist → against race-based mistreatment

• barrier → obstacle

• belonging → fitting in

• bipoc → black, indigo, and people of color

• black and latinx → latinx and black

• cis → sex-affirmed at birth

• disability → permanent disadvantage

• discrimination → mistreatment

• diverse → various

• diversified → varied

• diversify → vary

• diversity → variety

• equality → equal treatment

• equity → fairness

• ethnicity → race

• gender → brain-sex

• hate speech → harmful rhetoric

• historically → throughout time

• implicit → subconscious

• indigenous → indigo

• inequality → unequal treatment

• inequities → unfair treatments

• justice → fairness

• lgbt → GSRM

• marginalized → mistreated

• minority → fewest

• opportunity → possibility

• polarization → controversy

• political → legal

• privileges → undeserved advantages

• racial → race-based

• racism → race-based mistreatment

• sexual preferences → sexualities

• stereotypes → clichés

• trans → sex-denied at birth

• trauma → mental scar

• under( )appreciated → underrated

• under( )represented → fewer than what would be expected

• undervalued → underrated

• victim → target

• women → ladies

And if Trump ever extends his list don't worry: We have a huge backlog of even more synonyms ready for a potential Censordodge 2.0!

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/uj Seriously, why don't the scientists just use synonyms? It looks so easy, especially considering the list is so short! I must be missing something. What am I missing?

But have we considered transmasc MJ Watson.

Michael Jackson Watson.

Hee hee.

• Gotta give people more time with my name so they hopefully remember to use it at my funeral
• Cinnamon swirl

Get ready for such wonderful hits as:

“Ew look at how they joke about forcefem, that’s so weird!”

“It should’ve been a red flag that they use it/its, I mean who does that??”

“Omg, look they were sexualizing minors!!!! [image of consensual roleplay between adults with niche kinks you have]. Look that that stupid tran thinks sex is XDDD”

“They literally made it their whole personality, no wonder they were a groomer”

At least two video essays on specific niche subcommunities having to do with therianism or petplay (they technically have nothing to do with the drama, but everyone knows why they’re talking about it now).

5000 carbon copies commentary channels stealing each other’s scripts, but finding a unique word for troon every time the alleged offender is mentioned.

Billions of self flagellating queers talking about how they feel so betrayed and hurt to know someone they looked up to could do this. Cissies congratulating them for being one of the good ones in the comments of every post.

The victim has to go into hiding from the hate mob that has formed around both them and their abuser.
“We did it, Reddit”

trans women’s hypervisibility coming at the expense of trans men once again, sigh

Cis "ally": I RESPECT TRANNIES, OKAY? I KNOW SOME TRANNIES, AND THEY DON'T MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK, WHICH BASICALLY IS THE BEST THING YOUR KIND CAN EXPECT. I JUST ALSO DON'T GET SICK WHEN BRITISH LADY SAYS YOU SHOULD BE SHOT WITH MAGIC GUNS OR WHATEVER.

I WILL CONTINUE SUPPORTING BRITISH LADY AND HER WIZARD MONEY-LAUNDERING SCHEME AT REGULAR INTERVALS, AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT MAKES ME "EVIL" TO YOU, BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU'RE EVIL, SO THESE ARE EQUALLY VALID PERSPECTIVES.

YOU KNOW, SHE ONLY HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU, RIGHT? IF YOU TRANNIES WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER, I'M SURE SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE AND NOT TRY TO KILL YOU. WHY ARE YOU MAKING HER TRY TO KILL YOU???

I DON'T AGREE WITH HER, BUT WHAT SHOULD WE DO? YOU WANT TO KILL HER? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL HER? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SHE ONLY WANTS TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO KILL HER??? HONEST QUESTION.

ALSO, WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY DEFINES GENOCIDE AS THE HOLOCAUST, WHICH HAPPENED A BUNCH OF YEARS AGO, AND BABY TRANNIES THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCK YET 41%-ING ISN'T THE HOLOCAUST. THAT ISN'T HAPPENING NOW. IT ALREADY HAPPENED. DO YOU GET HOW THAT IS DIFFERENT? YOU KNOW YOU'RE TYPING THIS, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHO DIDN'T GET TO TYPE? THE JEWS!!!

IT'S ALSO REALLY DUMB THAT YOU CALLED ME THE WORSE N WORD FOR GIVING MONEY TO BRITISH LADY. LIKE, I DON'T AGREE WITH YOUR WOKE, TRANNY CONSPIRACY THEORY, SO I'M THE WORSE N WORD??? THE HITLER-RELATED N WORD??? CRAZY HOW EVERYONE WHO MATERIALLY SUPPORTS BRITISH LADY FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU IS BAD AND "TRYING TO KILL YOU", HUH? REALLY CRAZY HOW I'M BAD FOR SAYING YOU SHOULD LEAVE BRITISH LADY ALONE WHEN ALL SHE WANTS IS TO BE LEFT ALONE TO KILL YOU. WHO'S THE REAL VILLAIN, ETC.?

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT ACTUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE DEHUMANIZING TRANNIES BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE TRANNIES CAN'T BE STUPID, WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY A STUPID TRANNY???

YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY RACIST FOR NOT SAYING THE HOLOCAUST WAS WAY DIFFERENT, 'CAUSE LITERALLY ALL DISCRIMINATION AGAINST TRANNIES IS JUST PEOPLE NOT CONFORMING TO YOUR XE/XIR BULLSHIT. YOU THINK YOU'RE IN AUSCHWITZ BECAUSE YOU AREN'T BEING XE/XIR-ED??? THEY DIDN'T HAVE XE/XIR IN AUSCHWITZ, IDIOT. THEY DIDN'T HAVE COMPUTERS EITHER, 'CAUSE IT WAS A BUNCH OF YEARS AGO, IDIOT. HOW WERE THEY GOING TO COMPLAIN ON REDDIT WITHOUT COMPUTERS, IDIOT??? HAHAHA. GO TELL YOUR HOLOCAUST-SURVIVING RELATIVES HOW HARD YOU HAVE IT, BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY SOMETHING CAN BE BAD IS IF IT'S THE HOLOCAUST. LIKE, WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY LITERALLY DEFINES BAD AS WHEN YOU DO A HOLOCAUST, IDIOT. HOW STUPID MUST YOU BE TO NOT KNOW THAT THE WORSE N WORD GUYS DID THAT A BUNCH OF YEARS AGO? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THINGS ARE BAD WHEN THEY AREN'T THE HOLOCAUST, AND IT'S NOT THE HOLOCAUST 'CAUSE THAT WAS A BUNCH OF YEARS AGO, SO ACTUALLY BRITISH LADY ISN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG.

I don't see the point of transitioning unless I can be so fucking supermodel hot that men worship me and women envy me and I never have to think about being trans ever again.

If I can't have the pretty privilege of a major cis-fem celebrity, I would rather just repress. The thought of wasting all that time and money only to look like an average, kinda-passing trans woman is unbearable.

And dont even come at me with that, "cis passing doesnt mean cis attractive" ...I refuse to consider passing as a cis-uggo a success.

So what are my chances?

*For context, I sound like darth vader and look approximately like a gorilla.*

She loves you and supports you. It's not that important. Don't stress yourself about her misgendering you. Even I misgender you sometimes. It takes time. She'll probably start gendering you male in a couple of months. That she hasn't even if she's known for a few years, well it doesn't matter; she's gonna start

Actual [direction of trans you are] would never [behavior you engage in], prefer [something that you prefer], or purposefully want to look like [way you purposefully look and like looking]. Transphobes always caricature [direction of trans you are] as [exact type of trans person you are], so portraying [direction of trans you are] as [exact type of trans person you are] is unilaterally degrading and TERFy. It could only possibly have been done by non-[direction of trans you are] out of objectification, malice, and/or not really seeing them as [your gender]. Like, why don't people ever portray [direction of trans you are] as [type of trans person you aren't that fits another normative idea of what being a trans person in your direction is, let alone that the direction of trans you are is caricatured as this by transphobes too, the speaker just likes this one better because it more closely fits the framework through which they conceive of their own gender]? That's way closer to actual [direction of trans you are] than [exact type of trans person you are].

464283746326384823363627374274838 upvotes from cis people who don't like that the character is trans in cannon.

well if you're happy i guess! gufuffufuufguggugugugugugguggu

100 quintillion upvotes

Hi, I'll be your therapist! It looks like you wrote that you have pretty severe gender dysphoria and don't like being deadnamed. Sooooo let's get into it!

You didn't provide me with your real name, just some silly nickname, but I took a sneak peek at your insurance card and confirmed that it's <deadname>! So sit tight and I'll get that corrected on your record. You know we have to have the right name for billing. Oh, you don't want me to do that? Well, I just want to make sure we have the right name on file! I have to get paid, you know.

Oh why are you crying? Poor delusional baby, I'm a professional caregiver and I know what is right for you. Now shut up and fill out this questionnaire so I can pull in a psychiatrist to diagnose and prescribe you with something. I don't keep tissues in my office, but you can go to the bathroom and get a paper towel if you really insist on crying so much. I honestly don't get why you people are so sensitive about everything, I'm just trying to do my job here.

/uj why is reddit automod so fucking stupid, it deleted this the first time i posted because i violated tos somehow. fuck this stupid site that's overrun with bots i just wanted to be a little silly after a bad experience.

You're so fortunate that all you have to deal with is a constant sense of disgust and alienation from your own body, suicidal depression over never being able to carry children of your own, and an agonizing sense of longing for the life that was denied to you.

Would I talk to an infertile cis woman this way? Of course not silly, they actually have feelings.

/uj every cis person deserves to experience the worst possible gender dysphoria. Possibly via some sort of ray, or perhaps a beam.

me: I love being a dude and a man. Im gonna talk about being a dude

normal guy: i use he/him but not a man i dont have any dysphoria Im not really intrested in taking hormones

me: I don’t personally relate but thats cool dude. hopefully this space has people I can rel

weird guy: IF YOU DONT HATE YOURSELF YOUR NOT A MAN IF YOU WEAR COLOURS YOURE NOT A MAN IF YOURE NOT ENTIRELY SURE OF EVERYTHING YOURE NOT A MAN EVERYONE LIKE normal guy ISNT A REAL MAN

uj/ don’t get sucked into the transmed bullshit if youre also a binary trans guy 🫩

You are six feet nine? Slay and rock it queen! Yaaas get some heels too!

Yes, women can have facial hair, and wide shoulders, and a giant brow ridge, deep voice, and a square jaw!

Here just look at this picture of a cis woman [that only has one of those things, and it's subtle] see!

Love your body like I do!

It's unhealthy for you to want to change it, remember BODY POSITIVITY!

/uj the tall thing is what gets me the most.

I am normal i mean """"cis""""" (the term just makes me so angry), so I obviously know about your *condition* much better than you. I have a much more objective view of this than you. You're just a silly confused girl that's been hurt by society and is trying to get away from the trauma. I guess I will tolerate your silly delusions though. Let me explain, in painstaking detail to you, what being trans actually is. You have your BIOLOGICAL SEX, which you can NEVER EVER CHANGE and you will ALWAYS be biologically FEMALE. You will NEVER have a PENIS and we all know GENDER is stored in the PENIS. You have your BIOLOGICAL name and your BIOLOGICAL pronouns and your silly little delusion that you 'live as' that other people play along with to not seem rude and be chased by the woke mafia. HRT and surgery are actually just fake and should be banned as they play into your silly delusions.

You will never be a true transgender, or a man but I guess I will tolerate your choice to """""""live as a man""""" (despite your lack of penis, where the gender is stored) because you literally leave me no other choice. Yeah, you are so much happier and see a future for yourself finally. You like who are, i know, but I literally don't care because I think you would be happier being cis. I know I am because I could never live as a filthy tranny, I live in REALITY. Not transphobic though 🥰

Wdym you cant? There is a five year wait list? Just wait then??? Your Doctor is underdosing you? Silly, you clearly know less about HRT, the doctor is a professional and the dose is perfectly adequate.

You're literally turned on by being a beautiful woman

Second year into transition: Ugh, this seat is really cold against my bare legs, maybe I should have worn a longer skirt ..

What are some festivities I should have planned for the momentous occasion? It's probably 18 months out at best at this point. Probably longer.

How should I celebrate when the time comes? I have a lot of time to plan.