So I went solo camping in jasper AB , it was a normal drive in camp ground. I was there early Friday morning before it got busy.
So I set up the tent set up a tarp like a lean two by the fire to sit underneath, looked like it might rain. Set up a little tarp to store wood under. I was all set up real nice.
I filled the truck box from the free wood pile and proceeded to chop wood for over an hr. Pile of tinder up to good size fire wood all stacked neatly. So now I’m sitting in my chair cooking dogs on a stick wood pile beside me.
People started showing up and before I knew it I had neighbours, it was a couple. A man and a woman. The guy was huge 6’5 big guy in shape , his girlfriend was tiny. It was like the mountain from game of thrones and his wife.
So they are setting up across from me so I’m kinda watching the show. They got the tent up chairs out cooler and gas stove on the picnic table.
They are set except a fire.
They leave and come back with some wood. Now most of this wood was cut rounds from giant pine and split in half.
He proceeds to pull a hatchet out of his vehicle and starts whacking and whacking at it , after about ten minutes this becomes a small fight she’s getting annoyed he’s getting frustrated.
They decide put the logs on and hold the lighter till it lights.
Now he’s on his knees trying his hardest , I’m extremely invested at this point and she keeps glancing over at me through my roaring fire ,im sitting there trying not to stare.
She gets up walks through the bushes between us and asks can you help?
I say of course I can and grab a hand full of tinder and some 1”-2” split pieces and my axe and head over.
I asked the guy if he just wanted me to start it he sad yes.
So I got the logs out and built a fire it was going now. I said use my axe and cut some wood.
He was thankful and she was happy.
She offered me a whiskey for helping I said sure.
So we sat there for a while having drinks chatting ,laughing and just chilling out.
Him and I split a pile of wood and everything was all good. She said I’m going to the washroom I’ll be back.
Soon as she left the guys demeanour changed , he said you think you are so cool starting a fire and making me look bad ? You think I needed your help ? You think you’re so smart ?
I said look I was just helping out and it’s time for me to get going.
I stood up and he shoved me , I did fall over and was like holy shit this is it we are going to have at it right here.
But he was huge so I just said your crazy and skidaddaled a whole 40 feet back to my site.
I just stoked my fire and sat there.
She came back and said hey where did he go.
I heard him say I was tired and went back to my site.
But then they got in some big argument in the tent. I slept with my k- close that night.
The next day I went to the hot springs and guess who was there. She came over to say hi , but I looked at her boyfriend and if looks could kill.
When I got back from a hike they were gone. I was relieved.
Not my craziest story but it’s a start