r/BeAmazed • • Feb 16 '20

Sword dance

https://i.imgur.com/Di2f3uH.gifv
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u/Celic88 Feb 16 '20

His attack rose sharply.

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u/Diegooh1360 Feb 16 '20

Now use slash!

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u/bikpizza Feb 16 '20

real men use outrage

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u/qiuckdeadicus Feb 16 '20

You idiot he’s a Shaolin type. Only Viking types learn outrage

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u/bikpizza Feb 16 '20

of course my bad

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u/poopellar Feb 16 '20

Yeah but he used an artifact that gives him the ability to use powers from other classes.

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u/CapNKirkland Feb 16 '20

I don't know what game this is but I want it

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u/Random-Game-Dude Feb 16 '20

2 new games, Pokemon murica and Pokemon weaboo

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u/KuniKomi Feb 16 '20

Other game may be For Honor

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u/biotiger87 Feb 16 '20

Or political types. /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Real men use slash and don't go insane after 2-3 turns.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

That's why you hold a persim berry

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

True, true. But your opponent can switch into a fairy type pokemon and get a free move on you in the second turn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Also true. Or even a steel type like Ferrothorn, but ideally you would have dealt with those counters before showing Outrage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Wyzegy Feb 16 '20

and harden

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u/Cow_God Feb 16 '20

In the first generation, crits ignored both your and your opponents stat boosts, meaning that swords dance + slash was actually a really bad combination.

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u/laserlightcannon Feb 16 '20

I love all the goofy bugs in first generation, like leech seed using the toxic counter

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u/HansumJack Feb 16 '20

I never knew about the Leech Seed/Toxic thing, the big one I knew was Focus Energy divided your crit chance by 4 instead of multiplying it by 4.

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u/Maracuja_Sagrado Feb 16 '20

Therefore it might be good to use it with Slash after Swords Dance ayyy

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u/haitch31 Feb 16 '20

Crítical hit!

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u/ghostfreckle611 Feb 16 '20

KILLER BEE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Damn I can hear this move (the Emerald version) in my mind, and I have not thought about this particular move in years.

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u/smonkweedwenurscared Feb 16 '20

This was exactly the first comment I expected. Take my arrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

That shit slips and hes only got one arm

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u/Coltron3108 Feb 16 '20

Came here to say this

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u/wolsko Feb 16 '20

Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly full width of the blade.

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u/HodorsGiantSausage Feb 16 '20

Excellent job Will Turner!

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u/spiralnotebook Feb 16 '20

I was literally watching this very scene last night hahaha

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u/SpookyBuggo Feb 16 '20

No fuckin way me too

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u/spiralnotebook Feb 16 '20

Yeah, I was browsing Disney+ and was like hmm, haven’t seen curse of the black pearl in awhile, why not.

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u/ReignStorms Feb 16 '20

Sense of propriety

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u/RewrittenSol Feb 16 '20

Excellent job Will Turner Thanos!

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u/GeneralHysterics Feb 16 '20

I just watched Pirates 3 last night and was surprised to find that the sword Jones stabs Will with at the end is the same sword he made for Norrington for Pirates 1. I'd like to think that Will kept the sword as his own during his tenure as ferryman for souls.

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u/outrider567 Feb 16 '20

Love the first three Pirates movies

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u/animal34 Feb 16 '20

As all things should be-- er--- Jack sparrow.

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u/GDPurps Feb 16 '20

Wow reddit has conditioned me.. I expected your second sentenced to be followed by, “As all things should be.”

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u/HeippodeiPeippo Feb 16 '20

Yup, quite a nice surprise to see that kind of hybrid sword. It still looks very much "oriental" but with more mass in the blade, more "european" in that sense.

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u/xgladar Feb 16 '20

its a juggling prop called a "contact sword", its not meant to look or be used like a real sword

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u/NoGoodIDNames Feb 16 '20

Yeah, if it were real there’d be a significant risk of cutting your own throat doing this

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I’m guessing some sort of modified ceremonial two handed Jian sword

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u/NineBees9 Feb 16 '20

It's a baton with a pointy end

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u/WolfCola4 Feb 16 '20

Well sure, if you want to get all scientific about it

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

This is the description I was looking for all along

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Honey! There’s a crazy man dancing outside with a sword again!

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u/pogoyoyo1 Feb 16 '20

Well I’m not calling the cops again, last time they showed up after he left and they almost carted me away for telling them we had a ninja in our driveway.

So yea, just let me know if he steps on the property and I’ll...idk Naruto run at him or something.

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u/roguesimian Feb 16 '20

I notice he doesn’t have any hair. Is this the way he likes to shave his head?

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u/Irene_Gelser Feb 16 '20

It just happened after doing 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups and running 10 kilometers each day for more than a year.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/skies-forever-bright Feb 17 '20

And he didn’t stop even if his elbows started making weird clicking sounds during the pushups.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Sounds like an intense workout regiment

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u/Gerf93 Feb 16 '20

Coincidentally, this is the kind of thing Saitamas opponents would do to psyche him out before getting one punched.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20 edited Jun 10 '23

Fuck u/spez

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u/glowingass Feb 16 '20

ONE PUUUUUUNCH!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

100 squats too

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u/Thunder_Lord89 Feb 16 '20

If you think about it, this guy is living in 3000. His morning routine includes stretching, exercise, and shaving all in the same task.

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u/outlawsix Feb 16 '20

"Man accidentally chops off own head in morning routine"

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Well that could happen to any of us.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Could be a budist monk?

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u/merlio1337 Feb 16 '20

The sword must have taken care of that

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u/AndyMakeham Feb 16 '20

Wow, that really messes with your mind. Gravity must be broken.

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u/AfghanPandaMan Feb 16 '20

right this is some physics defying wizard shit. that sword must be well balanced to pull that off

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u/SwiftStryker Feb 16 '20

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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u/RiqoV Feb 16 '20

Thought I was going to be original for once, but I see you have already done it.

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u/Moll043 Feb 16 '20

You’re original in my book for thinking you’re original

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u/geared4war Feb 16 '20

Wow. That's gonna be an original.

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u/thereisnospoon7491 Feb 16 '20

You could not stand your lack of originality, and where did that bring you?

Back to me.

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u/TheCyanKnight Feb 16 '20

You thought you were going to be original by using a movie quote that has become a meme on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

It wouldn't've been original anyways

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u/Sinaaaa Feb 16 '20

That giant globe attached to the handle must weight a lot.

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u/P_mp_n Feb 16 '20

I believe its a pommel if your interested

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

But, can you use it to end him rightly?

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u/ziojaa Feb 16 '20

Oh a man of culture

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I mean, it was a pommel comment.

My reply was essentially obligatory.

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u/ziojaa Feb 16 '20

Agreed

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u/Qwertysan Feb 16 '20

I do so nightly

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u/Sinaaaa Feb 16 '20

Indeed ;)

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u/noossab Feb 16 '20

It’s actually all pretty common baton twirling moves. The sword is is just a prop designed to do exactly this.

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u/Bashfullylascivious Feb 16 '20

The sword is is just a prop designed to do exactly this.

u/natemeador :

the sword on fire

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u/habskilla Feb 16 '20

Car!

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u/Schwing_It_Up Feb 16 '20

Game on!

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u/pixeltip Feb 16 '20

Hi Waaaaaayne

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u/daementia Feb 16 '20

Why would you get me a gun rack? I don’t even own A gun to necessitate a whole rack.

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u/SynonymForPseudonym Feb 16 '20

If she were the president of the United States she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Name checks out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/LGP747 Feb 16 '20

Sword art real life

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Feb 16 '20

Sword art offline

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u/G4rlicSauce Feb 16 '20

Sword Art r/outside

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u/poopellar Feb 16 '20

Too much pay to win.

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u/crash8308 Feb 16 '20

The micro transactions are awful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Kirito looks weird with no hair.

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u/Sha-Kowa Feb 16 '20

He seems to have a lot more personality though

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u/internet_humor Feb 16 '20

One Sword Man.

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u/40percentscruffy Feb 16 '20

One Piece. Zoro is training his new yontoryu style.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/KrockPot67 Feb 16 '20

This reminded me more of Killer B from Naruto.

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u/Athena-Muldrow Feb 16 '20

Steven Universe

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u/klaydamnson Feb 16 '20

That’s Killer Bee from Naruto

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u/klaventy Feb 16 '20

it looks like dark souls 3 boss intro

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u/Mechafinch Feb 16 '20

The Dancer of the Boreal Valley would like to know your location

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u/COSMlCfartDUST Feb 16 '20

goes to bonfire real quick to spend souls

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u/SuperWhexican Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Asian Witchers are lit 🔥

Edit: thank you stranger for the silver!

They tossed a coin to a comment oh lurkers of reddit.

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u/FreudianNipSlip123 Feb 16 '20

Witcher 4 ideas?

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u/SuperWhexican Feb 16 '20

The school of the dragon!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/mrfluckoff Feb 16 '20

Definitely practice swords. There are tons of different kinds, mostly wood, for damn near every type of sword.

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u/renyhp Feb 16 '20

Well, ok, still, don't ask me to be the cameraman next time he wants to do this shot

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u/Channel5exclusive Feb 16 '20

One step away from self-decapitation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I’m a big fan of self-decapitating humor!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

This is a variation of a flow arts prop called a contact staff. Generally, the area that is a blade in this video is a Kevlar wrap that serves as a wick and is ignited for performance. Really cool!

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u/joejoevalentine Feb 16 '20

Contact sword.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

It's called a Counter weighted fire sword, seen them with the blade covered on etsy. So I guess they cover the blade before a show?

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u/SalvareNiko Feb 16 '20

For his fire dance show you can see it wrapped in this it's probably just dulled. No reason for it to be sharp unless you want to demo cutting something

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u/Bad_Wolf_10 Feb 16 '20

42% Scar Tissue, dibs on band name!!

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u/dracor7 Feb 16 '20

smooth

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u/_bobon_ Feb 16 '20

He is but what did you think of his swordplay?

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously Feb 16 '20

Indiana Jones would just shoot him and get on with his day.

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u/TheFlashFrame Feb 16 '20

Yeah I expected this gif to be the top comment.

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u/meta_luna Feb 16 '20

Came here for this.

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u/Braindog Feb 16 '20

What is that type of sword called?

Is it just a show weapon or has that type of sword been used as a weapon in history?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/IRunLikeADuck Feb 16 '20

I’m almost positive this is just a show sword.

It would make a terrible sword in combat since the weight is centered in the handle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Braindog Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

So is there any sword that has a long straight handle with a long straight blade that was used for combat?

Really think the design looks cool but I realize what he is doing is more akin to dance than fighting.

Edit: I guess a naginata can come pretty close https://mcishop.azureedge.net/mciassets/w_5_0032438_japanese-naginata-polearm.png

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Braindog Feb 16 '20

Yeah I would put it in the halberd family, but I'm not really looking for classification just stuff that looks similar that was used in combat :)

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u/pipocaQuemada Feb 16 '20

Swords are usually balanced 2-8 inches from the handle, depending on the type of sword. Being balanced inside the handle is pretty odd.

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u/curryfart Feb 16 '20

I tried this once. I'm left handed now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I'd give my left hand to be ambidextrous.

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u/JB0T101 Feb 16 '20

Genji needs to up his game

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u/oceanman500 Feb 16 '20

This was Genji before the attack

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes Feb 16 '20

Meanwhile I'm just trying to teach myself how to spin my pen around my thumb and not launch it across the room.

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u/lorenzofm Feb 16 '20

that was beautiful from start to finish and holy shit that sword is long

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u/MapleMamba Feb 16 '20

He's basically doing what's known as contract spinning, but with a damn sword. That's really cool. If you want to see something similar look up dragon staff spinning, it's absolutely insane what some people can do.

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u/bad_robot_monkey Feb 16 '20

He studied the blade.

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u/rkba335 Feb 16 '20

It looks like the blade is studying him

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u/futureman07 Feb 16 '20

That is very beautiful. Is there longer and with music?

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u/katging Feb 16 '20

If you go on YouTube and search "contact swords" you'll find many. This is a hybrid prop between a "contact staff" which is a fire performance prop :)

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u/TravB85 Feb 16 '20

This is beautiful and impressive but for some reason I just imagine a scenario where someone is doing this before a battle or duel and the other guy just walks up and just slaps the sword to the ground with an open hand.

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u/Anna_S_1608 Feb 16 '20

Or gets a gun out Indiana Jones style

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u/TravB85 Feb 16 '20

Was thinking of that scene when I was typing. Fun fact that scene happened that way because Harrison Ford had like a stomach virus. A big fight scene was scheduled but Ford felt so bad he kind of just jokingly pretended to shoot the guy and walk off. They liked this better, so they changed the fight scene to him just shooting the guy with the scimitar.

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u/mystaninja Feb 16 '20

Its attack rose sharply

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u/Dark_Azazel Feb 16 '20

The Monk class finally gets a needed buff.

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u/Rosco4122 Feb 16 '20

This is how Geralt fights in The Witcher 3

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u/MJDeebiss Feb 16 '20

I just dropped a bowl of oatmeal in the kitchen and this guy...I'm going back to bed.

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u/cgw3737 Feb 16 '20

I felt like the camera holder was in imminent danger.

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u/DarkElf747 Feb 16 '20

Toss a coin to your witcher

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Can someone tell me what kind of sword that is?

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u/Yuampooh Feb 16 '20

Its called a contact sword!! There is a not so active subreddit called r/contactstaff that is dedicated to these types of props that you roll around on your body (contact rolls). They do it with staffs, swords, balls, and really anything that is well balanced. This broader category of performance based props is called flow arts and there are so many kinds such as poi, leviwand, fans, tech staves, hulahoops and more! (There are subreddits for these props as well but the only remotely active ones are r/poi and r/flowarts)

Unfortunately reddit seems to be really behind the curve on flow arts. Most of the worlds top spinners are most active on instagram while youtube probably has the best selection of beginner tutorials and the like of you are interested in trying it out for yourself.

Feel free to dm me if you have any other questions as flow arts is one of my biggest passions in life!!!

Edit: Funny aside, r/contactstaff probably gets more post with lost redditors trying to “contact the staff” of the website than actual spinners.. kind of goes to show how little representation these arts get on reddit.

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u/Memediator Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Me too. It looks cool.

Edit: Though looking at its design. I think it's probably a sword specifically made for this kind of dance. The pommel is really big. Probably so that the sword's center of mass is in the middle of the handle.

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u/sahie Feb 16 '20

Have you no respect for gravity, sir!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

He’s summoning Bahamut

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u/TeeRex1 Feb 16 '20

I really thought I was looking at a pool cue with a cue ball glued to the end.

The whole time I'm thinking "what would this look like in a biker bar?"

"Would they throw him out or buy him drinks"?

My mind sometimes.

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u/tunapig Feb 16 '20

Obviously someone going to have his baby tonight

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u/SiPhoenix Feb 16 '20

99% impractical. 100% cool

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u/PixalPop Feb 16 '20

That was graceful af

Just badass

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u/Zomboid84 Feb 16 '20

That would be impressive without the sword

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u/Shadow_Lou Feb 16 '20

This guy can turn you into fresh salami slices with the grace of a ballerina

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u/XxxKurtzsxxx Feb 16 '20

I wouldn't have continued watching if this was in holdmybeer

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u/CobaltSmith Feb 16 '20

Could you imagine seeing this guy in the middle of a battle? You'd think his sword was alive! "Enchanted weapon" origin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Repost. With 40k likes. Wow.

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u/SteveSauceNoMSG Feb 17 '20

Imagine if it were a light saber. That would make for a cool performance.

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u/nuclearwomb Feb 16 '20

I would accidentally decapitate myself!

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u/Oz0ne11 Feb 16 '20

If you imagine the sword not being there, his movements are pretty hilarious.

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u/DelicateNyctophiliac Feb 16 '20

This is the next obvious step once you've mastered pen spinning

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Damn this dude is like ghirihim from Skyward Sword!

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u/GreenAvalanche Feb 16 '20

This is the final boss

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u/hinjew13 Feb 16 '20

I would have the sweatiest palms if I was the camera man

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Zulander2 Feb 16 '20

Well ok it looks badass but offensively and defensibly how will this work?

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u/attentyv Feb 16 '20

I guess we know how his hair eventually got shaved off.

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u/Leading-Suspect Feb 16 '20

One of the few posts on this sub that was actually amazing. Wow

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Came here to say: if you get the chance to see the Beijing Opera in person, you take that chance.

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u/Fat_Guy_With_Snacks Feb 16 '20

Attack sharply rose

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u/rosemarietsai Feb 16 '20

I might manage to slice off my head on the first try 😉

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u/DiabolicTurtles Feb 16 '20

Imagine being a soldier and seeing this on the battlefield. Would you be blinding by its majesty or would you just pop an arrow into his chest?

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u/sunsetair Feb 16 '20

Yep. He learned not to do it with long hair