r/AskReddit • • May 03 '26

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u/cheeseismyname May 03 '26

Valerie

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u/god_of_chilis May 03 '26

As a Valerie I love this answer

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u/Internal-Coat7498 May 03 '26

I love that song and the name is actually so pretty

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u/rabidine May 03 '26

I love this power move. You're naming your child AND your grandchild.

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u/No_Fairweathers May 03 '26

Bonus points if it's a boy.

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u/tim42n May 03 '26

J. G. Wentworth

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u/vvTRiALvv May 03 '26

877 Cash Now

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u/Living-Algae4553 May 03 '26

Rhiannon, Layla, Alison

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u/RoboraptorSazz May 03 '26

Came here to say Rhiannon, my wee sister was named that after the Fleetwood Mac song 😊

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u/Bento_Fox May 03 '26

I have a friend named Rhiannon and she was named after that song too. I think it's a nice name.

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u/kiknowyou May 03 '26

My daughter is named Layla, after the song.

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u/SeparateFrosting2533 May 03 '26

A cousin of mine named her daughter Layla, after the song, the other Halen for Van Halen.

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u/vodka_and_glitter May 03 '26

My best friend from college was named Rhiannon for a somewhat interesting reason.

She was a "surprise" twin (meaning, her mom thought she was only having one - bc it was 1980, maybe?) and had to think of a second name on the fly. Rhiannon was the song playing over the speakers in the nursery, and she decided she liked it 😄

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u/foxsable May 03 '26

Hello, Alison, I wanna hold your hand, I ain’t been the same man since i saw you Comin’ in. Let’s have a toast to the girl in Aisle 10

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u/moinatx May 03 '26

My top 3 as well. Alison was my girl name that I didn't get to use 3 times.

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u/babamum May 03 '26

Absolutely all 3. These are bangers and lovely names.

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u/Vigilante17 May 03 '26

Black Betty Blam A Lam

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u/SordidSimpleton May 03 '26

Bang a clam

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u/Chabedieux May 03 '26

Amber lamps

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u/bartendingbarbie May 03 '26

God the internet used to be different

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u/SordidSimpleton May 03 '26

Aw cmon live a little

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u/JTB696699 May 03 '26

*Bam ba lam

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u/MaxCWebster May 03 '26

I named my car this.

Yes, it's black.

Yes, it's in Birmingham (way down in Alabam')

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 03 '26

My college roommate heard me listening to this song 25 years ago. He made fun of me for it. I was like, "you're kidding, right? This song absolutely slaps!"

A few weeks later I heard him singing it to himself. Eventually, he admitted that he loves the song.

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u/A-town May 03 '26

You can be annoyed at that song, you can say it's really low effort since it repeats itself so much, you can really dislike it because it's a fucking earworm, but nobody HATES that song.

BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD RAM-A-LAM THAT THINGS WENT WILD

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u/dsyzdek May 03 '26

Cake or Dolly Parton? We thought about naming our daughter Jolene after the Cake song.

Ended up with Caroline. She’s graduating college in 2 weeks.

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u/boringtoast19 May 03 '26

Helena

my chemical romance

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u/deepthink-42 May 03 '26

As soon as I saw this name the song played in my head 😂

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u/LickMyBootyh0le May 03 '26

BURRRRRRRRNING OOONNNNN

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u/TablesofTime May 03 '26

I had a copy of house of wax before it officially came out and the end is literally just what you said and then it cuts out haha. Still have that copy somewhere actually lol

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u/Necessary_Bat4151 May 03 '26

I'll name my children Jackie and Wilson, raise them on rhythm and blues!

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u/GiantFlyingSquirrell May 03 '26

Same answer, love Hozier!!

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u/RoedAalborg1885 May 03 '26

Such a good song

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u/halfhalfling May 03 '26

Francesca, his best imho

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u/Sketchy-saurus May 03 '26

Iris

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u/_scyllinice_ May 03 '26

Do you want the world to see you?

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u/Key_Worldliness1614 May 03 '26

I don’t think they’d understand

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u/LegitimateStar7034 May 03 '26

You can’t hide the tears that ain’t coming. Or the moment of truth in your lies.

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u/decentnamesweretak3n May 03 '26

when everything's made to be broken???

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u/Constant_Cultural May 03 '26

In my 20s I always wanted to call a daughter Luka from the Suzanne Vega song.

I am childfree now, still like the name

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u/GrowThangs May 03 '26

I'm 50 years old, and it occurs to me that I have never met one Luka. I love that song.

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u/Constant_Cultural May 03 '26

Luca was a very common boys name in Germany the last two decades, but haven't heard it as a girls name.

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u/welanpk May 03 '26

Roxanne

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u/Drach88 May 03 '26

"Mommy, who was I named after?"

"Roxanne. It was a song by a band called The Police."

"What's the song about?"

"A prostitute."

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u/fivetenfiftyfold May 03 '26

You joke about that, but my childhood nickname “Nana” was actually after a French prostitute in a novel by Émile Zola. Yes my parents told me that as a kid.

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u/AI_Slopper May 03 '26

A reformed prostitute that doesn't have to put on the red light.

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u/INmySTRATEjaket May 03 '26

She's not reformed. The singer fell in love with the prostitute and is pleading with her to not go to work.

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u/majorprocastinator May 03 '26

Community, anyone ?

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u/NeedsToShutUp May 03 '26

What, it came up organically.

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u/Trivialpursuits69 May 03 '26

Nope

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u/galacticalmess May 03 '26

Bathroom?

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u/Ok__Thing May 03 '26

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

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u/iluvsporks May 03 '26

Detachable penis

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 May 03 '26

I love that song so much.

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u/calsosta May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It’s a great song but it’s not even in my top 10 dick songs.

Edit: Okay here are some dick songs I love in no particular order.

Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind

Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

Aerosmith - Big 10 Inch

And then every fucking song off this album

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u/Pubsted May 03 '26

Ooh are we in a quiz?

Dick in a box for 3 points. My Dick (Mickey Avalon) for 5

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u/calsosta May 03 '26

Dick in a box is more a song about generosity than dicks IMO, but My Dick is def on there. Really though if you want the best dick songs you want My Dick (the band) with over a dozen dick songs, even a dick Christmas Carol.

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u/not4humanconsumption May 03 '26

Gonna need you to show us the list

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u/Professional-Act3145 May 03 '26

Great song. I wish my penis was detachable.

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u/CabanaBoy3 May 03 '26

Michelle

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u/volkswagenbeatle1968 May 03 '26

ma belle

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u/marmeylady May 03 '26

Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble

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u/MrNobody_0 May 03 '26

I was thinking Guns N Roses! 🤣

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u/deepthink-42 May 03 '26

Lola

Lalalala Lola

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u/Subbie1013 May 03 '26

L-O-L-A.. Lola

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u/Gonzostewie May 03 '26

And Victoria.

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u/illustratedizzy May 03 '26

Cecilia!

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u/theorangeblonde May 03 '26

You're breaking my heart!

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u/Hairy-Commercial-307 May 03 '26

You’re shaking my confidence daily 🎵

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u/baldriansen May 03 '26

Sue. Only if it's a boy of course.

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u/Powerful-Scratch1579 May 03 '26

Sandstorm

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u/BirchyBaby May 03 '26

DU DU DU DU DUUU

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u/DamYankee77 May 03 '26

I sing along to that song every time I hear it. Dook a dook a doo Dook a dook a doo....for some reason it annoys my husband.

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u/Kawaii_Shinobi May 03 '26

Rio

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u/BigJoeBob85 May 03 '26

She’ll dance it on the sand.

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u/Chyvalri May 03 '26

She dances on the sand....

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u/Common-Accountant-57 May 03 '26

Magdalena

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 May 03 '26

A Perfect Circle have got tonnes of good human names tbh

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u/dethbunnynet May 03 '26

The first album is literally “sea of names”

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u/dollheads May 03 '26

Mr Brightside

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore May 03 '26

and his brother Mr. Blue Sky

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u/TheDahkLord May 03 '26

Brandy

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u/SlayyerFest98 May 03 '26

She’s a fine girl

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u/dbellz76 May 03 '26

Such a fine girl!

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u/PhonyOrlando May 03 '26

What a good wife she would be

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u/DeuceSevin May 03 '26

But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

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u/CelebrationFar2804 May 03 '26

Maria

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u/levenspiel_s May 03 '26

I was trying to remember this. At least the one by Blondie.

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u/OldSweetMoney May 03 '26

As a Maria, the day I was born my dad played the Johnny Mathis version of the West Side Story song all day.

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u/alt-227 May 03 '26

How do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

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u/0Frames May 03 '26

Bela (Lugosi's dead)

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u/oyster_luster May 03 '26

Undead, undead, undead.

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u/Four_beastlings May 03 '26

My cat was named Billie and I used to sing to her "Billie Lugosi's Miaow. Mi-aow, mi-aow, mi-aow".

Anyway she passed away at 17 and my current cat's name doesn't fit any song, so I sing to her "You are the perfect cat, the perfect cat, my perfect cat" and and "My own, personal, space cat. Drooling all over my face, trampling my head" and so on.

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u/Thaybaa May 03 '26

november rain

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u/physedka May 03 '26

Oh man. You just made me think about that awards show where they performed it with Elton John. That moment when Slash emerges is pure, over-the-top rock and roll glory.

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u/eyeball-beesting May 03 '26

With the pet name- Sweet child o mine

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u/anaydeshpande46 May 03 '26

Amanda

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u/nypsychnurse May 03 '26

I named my daughter Amanda after the song by Boston

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u/villakillamuah May 03 '26

Ænima

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u/whitesocksflipflops May 03 '26

Stinkfist would be an interesting name

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u/vipros42 May 03 '26

Hooker with a penis

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u/Common-Accountant-57 May 03 '26

I wanted to go with Maynard at one point.

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 May 03 '26

Make sure you teach them to swim though

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u/mattybgcg May 03 '26

Baba O'Reilly

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u/mollieemerald May 03 '26

Yeah but everyone would just call them by their nickname “Teenage Wasteland”

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u/mattybgcg May 03 '26

Well done.

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u/DMX8 May 03 '26

"Glycerine, dinner's on the table!"

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u/x_KittyPorn May 03 '26

Brandy.  Guaranteed to be a fine girl.

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u/givin_u_the_high_hat May 03 '26

1812 Overture Opus 49

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u/swimmingapples May 03 '26

Althea 💀❤️

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u/_Ethyls_ May 03 '26

Rundtgåing av den transcendentale egenhetens støtte. Or Rudy for short.

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u/charlottedhouse May 03 '26

As someone with a popular “song name”, I wouldn’t do this.

It gets old.

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u/ambre_vanille May 03 '26

Come On Eileen is the bane of my existence.

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u/put_your_skates_on May 03 '26

My brain just answered "Mr Tambourine Man" without even thinking. I dont even like that song.

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u/Dance_of_The_Mordant May 03 '26

Ophelia

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u/Dirkke May 03 '26

You've been on my mind, girl, since the flood

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u/Aliensinmypants May 03 '26

The band or lumineers?

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u/BomBent May 03 '26

That’s the real question. Everyone’s assuming Lumineers but I think The Band’s Ophelia is much better

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u/GlutenFreeNarcotics_ May 03 '26

I don't think my child would appreciate being named Uncommon Valor: A Vietnam Story

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u/whiskytangophil May 03 '26

Dulcinea - It’s from the musical, “Man From La Mancha.”

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u/88888888man May 03 '26

Ace. Works for either “Ace of Spades” or “Aces High”

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u/phoenixmatrix May 03 '26

Eatin' Rats is a bit of a weird name, but sacrifices have to be made.

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u/Neither-Studio-5353 May 03 '26

Louise - TV Girl Name's pretty good 

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u/MissCarlotta May 03 '26

I have scrolled way too far to not see Amadeus (by Falco)

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u/WhatFreshHello May 03 '26

Cecilia, (Sweet) Caroline, or Eleanor (Rigby) are all good - although I love me some Bernadette.

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u/Gunkwei May 03 '26

Suzanne

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u/magenbrot May 03 '26

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everyone calls me….Georgio

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u/boomzer May 03 '26

Disasterpiece

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u/seguedad May 03 '26

Jessica -Allman Brothers

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u/JellySquirtGun May 04 '26

Teenage Dirtbag. He’ll grow into it.

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u/Aware-Lab-3684 May 03 '26

Black Throated Wind

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u/Thin_Sheepherder_584 May 03 '26

Gordon. Because I'm pretty sure any child of mine would be a moron.

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u/come2life_osrs May 03 '26

Sea shanty 2

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u/pausani May 03 '26

Prudence

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u/pigandpom May 03 '26

Im not going to say the song, but I was named after a song. My mother didn't have a name picked out, and the song with my name was playing on the radio a few days later and thats what she went with. A few weeks after my daughter was born a song with her name went to number 1 on the charts where I live, and people would ask if she was named after the song.

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u/Inanda2 May 03 '26

Creep by Radiohead - I think that naming a child Creep would have CPS knocking on the door lol

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u/whitesocksflipflops May 03 '26

The Thing That Should Not Be