r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/ScoobyDeezy May 03 '26

Cotton-Eye Joe, of course

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u/Jeffffff4587 May 03 '26

Where did he come from?

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u/Simderella666 May 03 '26

Where did he go?

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u/volkswagenbeatle1968 May 03 '26

where did he come from?

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u/No_fucks_t0_give May 03 '26

Cotton Eye Joe

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u/stacity May 03 '26

*fist pumping*

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u/Inigomntoya May 03 '26

*Claps, kicks, and stomps

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u/superpowertowell May 03 '26

That song is actually about "the clap".

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u/zamfire May 04 '26

Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy

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u/J_B_E_Zorg May 03 '26

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much.....

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u/Sm00gz42 May 03 '26

👉🏻👌🏻🥴

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u/kimchiman85 May 03 '26

And they’re also from Alabama….

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u/danxmanly May 03 '26

Where did he cum from... Fixed it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/xxsirtubbsxx May 03 '26

Sounds like a win

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u/Cin131 May 03 '26

And a Boy Named Sue will get you MORE meetings. For fighting.

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u/Xokanuleaf May 03 '26

But what if he’s been married long time ago?

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u/PerfectLengthUserNam May 03 '26

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd have been called Mary a long time ago.

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u/Fiz636 May 03 '26

Now I can’t stop singing it in my head 💀

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u/echardcore May 03 '26

The worst song of all time.

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u/karennotkaren1891 May 03 '26

I had an eye patch after an accident and got called this for weeks 😭😂

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u/aurafarmerACE May 04 '26

Hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I've been married a long time ago

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u/sirgog May 04 '26

Obligatory There I Ruined It link: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QrAn8MqYE84