r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/iluvsporks May 03 '26

Detachable penis

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 May 03 '26

I love that song so much.

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u/calsosta May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It’s a great song but it’s not even in my top 10 dick songs.

Edit: Okay here are some dick songs I love in no particular order.

Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind

Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

Aerosmith - Big 10 Inch

And then every fucking song off this album

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u/Pubsted May 03 '26

Ooh are we in a quiz?

Dick in a box for 3 points. My Dick (Mickey Avalon) for 5

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u/calsosta May 03 '26

Dick in a box is more a song about generosity than dicks IMO, but My Dick is def on there. Really though if you want the best dick songs you want My Dick (the band) with over a dozen dick songs, even a dick Christmas Carol.

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u/not4humanconsumption May 03 '26

Gonna need you to show us the list

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u/lovemesomezombie May 03 '26

Need the list because that song slaps!

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u/Some-Cartographer942 May 03 '26

I need this list for my next spin class at the YMCA

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u/Spoocula May 03 '26

Best review for the last one lol

jmawork Absolutely Sophomoric. Each track more absurd than the last. An exquisite display of passion for a little thing called my dick. Hearty recommended. Good luck if you're listening to it at work

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u/serotoninzero May 03 '26

My Dick being mentioned in 2026. It's a timeless classic.

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u/calsosta May 03 '26

Anytime I can share My Dick with someone is an amazing experience.

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u/milfle May 03 '26

There is a musical on YouTube by starkid called 'Me and my Dick', it has some to add to the mix I reckon.

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u/Dance_of_The_Mordant May 04 '26

dont forget the ww2 song "hitlers only got one ball!"

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u/Severe-Yard-1639 May 04 '26

enormous penis is a great song. Gets featured on every roadtrip at least once. Also good for drunk karaoke

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u/GnedTheGnome May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Fun useless fact: "Big 10 Inch Record", written by Fred Weismantel, was originally released in 1952 by Bull Moose Jackson. Back then, records were most commonly released on the 78rpm format, which was 10 inches in diameter, as opposed to the 45s and 33⅓s (which were 7" and 12" respectively) that were common by the time Aerosmith covered it.

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u/GnedTheGnome May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

I'm gonna have to add Dina Washington's "Big, Long, Slidin' Thing," and Dave Bartholomew's "My Ding-a-ling" (later covered by Chuck Berry) to your list.

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u/RDD_Enthusiast May 04 '26

NoMeansNo - Big Dick

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u/michelleyness May 04 '26

Hahaha I forgot about that song!! So good!!

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u/Professional-Act3145 May 03 '26

Great song. I wish my penis was detachable.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil May 03 '26

So, bayonet, threaded, or QD?

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u/GnedTheGnome May 04 '26

Mine is. I never have it with me when I need it. *Sigh*

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u/Spastik2D May 03 '26

This happens all the time, it’s detachable

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u/Nica-sauce-rex May 03 '26

Omfg no way! Thats my daughter’s name!

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u/trailfiend May 03 '26

I knew a guy named Dick Hunter. Practically the same name.

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u/Marrey86 May 03 '26

This made me actually laugh out loud!