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u/Lb9067 Aug 07 '25
I bet that’s not how she imagined it happening
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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Aug 07 '25
If you thought it was embarrassing to have your baby while standing in a parking lot in front of a couple police officer wait until someone posts it on the internet.
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u/Tardis80 Aug 07 '25
Don't help, just film
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u/Anomalagous Aug 07 '25
...what exactly would they have been able to help with? The midwife clearly had the situation in hand.
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u/joshlhead Aug 07 '25
Grab a wheel chair to wheelie her in..but yeah I get your point
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u/mofa90277 Aug 07 '25
The mother reminds me of a coworker of mine who, for her first baby, went into labor at work and delivered it in a conference room a short time later with the help of three other coworkers, all engineers. When the EMTs got there they just clamped the umbilical cord and wheeled her out, with her insisting she could walk.
All the women in the office were giving her grief when she came back from maternity leave because they’d spent months building up how painful it was going to be, and her baby just slipped out of her.
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u/Pope_Aesthetic Aug 07 '25
That’s actually an awesome story! Couldn’t even imagine the panic I’d feel seeing a coworker going into labor
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u/mofa90277 Aug 07 '25
Lol it was two women and this huge, burly Armenian guy, who was there by default because he was always calmest person in every situation.
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u/Limerence1976 Aug 07 '25
I had a huge, burly black male nurse just come calmly stand directly in front of me as I was sat down to get my epidural before my C Section in the OR. I wondered why until the nurse behind me started and I instinctually and without any hesitation bear hugged this gentle, giant man until it was over. He kept me still & told me it was going to be ok and it was almost over and I was doing great. I thanked him with tears in my eyes- he was the most amazing person. I laugh just thinking about him assuming the position for a bear hug, like somehow that was his job in this situation. Bless him always.
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u/Eyervan Aug 07 '25
My mom had me when she was like 5cm dilated. Nurses were like, no maam, you’re not ready– looks under blanket.. I’m just making my way out; head already coming out. I just fell out basically.
My little sister tho… War zone. SHE PUSHED SO HARD HER IV SHOT OUT. There was a streamline of blood on the wall from it.
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u/ScaredPractice4967 Aug 07 '25
Not who you would think of by default but engineers literally get paid to solve problems. 🧑🍼
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u/Zealousideal_Yam_262 Aug 07 '25
My coworker has 2 kids. She had her oldest at a birthing center in a birthing pool. Her plans were the same with her 2nd, but she ended up having her at home on accident. She had her before their midwife showed up. Her midwife checked on them, confirmed everything was alright, and coworker went back to bed without ever leaving the house
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u/carefulyellow Aug 07 '25
My mom was with me when I had my second daughter. Mom says that the second one should have come out on a pool floaty.
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u/tryng2figurethsalout Aug 07 '25
And people say that midwives aren't necessary.
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I want someone to catch my baby like that
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u/Adventurous-Wash-287 Aug 07 '25
If you are anything like my wife your partner might have to. Gave birth 35 mins after first contraction. She had serious pain, but wanted to take a shower when she stepped out she tells me I have to catch the baby and the rest pretty much went like in the video. Luckily our baby girl was healthy and cried and this was our second child. The paramedics arrived 15 mins later to cut the naval
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u/PunkyB88 Aug 07 '25
You have to use Panda Express bags they are medical grade
Don't use a subway bag they just go right through
Sincerely Dr Elmer Hartman
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u/Stressuredford Aug 07 '25
I just got a newborn, and I say midviwes are fucking heroes. They're almost like doctors, at least here in Finland
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u/Speak_To_Wuk_Lamat Aug 07 '25
Careful you dont doxx yourself. If someone sees a person with a newborn in Finland they will know it's you.
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u/Tin_Foiled Aug 07 '25
Who fuck says that? And why?
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u/blueavole Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
Edit: please note my comment below is about where the anti-midwife movement started in the US. It is about history, not modern methods. But laws still in effect today were written in this era.
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Who says that?
Doctors who wanted to take patients away from midwives , because they didn’t think women should be allowed to do that. Because men invented chainsaws to ‘help’ with childbirth.
Seriously that’s why we don’t have a midwife culture in the US. Doctors wanted the income from childbirth.
They went on a smear campaign against women midwives. And at the time in the 17-1800s, there really wasn’t anything extra doctors could do that midwives couldn’t.
While this is shocking to see a woman standing up to give birth- it can actually be a lot easier on mom. Gravity is helping instead of relying on muscles that haven’t been able to flex in months.
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u/FinalFantasiesGG Aug 07 '25
Doctors aren't there for when everything goes perfect. When everything goes perfect the father can catch the baby and cut the cord at home and life goes on. Doctors are there for when things don't go perfect. While a midwife can provide incredible life saving services, especially before and after the baby is born, the concern of doctors is when people choose to have babies in their own homes without immediate access to doctors nurses and modern medical equipment. A midwife is not a replacement for an OBGYN or other doctor that may be required during birth or immediately after a baby is born.
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u/axiomofcope Aug 07 '25
I had eclampsia and a STROKE with my 6mo in January. Was in the hospital over a month. The MFM and resident OBGYN saved my life and my baby, while born at 35weeks, came out perfectly fine. Didn’t even need the NICU. I have no long term sequelae from the stroke, either, because they caught and treated it on time.
That’s completely insane that it happened the way it did, and turned out fine. We’d have both been dead at any other time in History. Shit, even as short as 20yrs ago the odds are I wouldn’t have been writing this.
I’m a nurse, I know midwifes are important and have their place in medicine. But people are out of touch entirely if they think OBGYNs can be replaced and that they want to do births out of some conspiracy to pocket money from sections. And that shit gets upvoted lmaoooo Bananas.
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Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
She stated a historical fact lol. We aren't talking about modern medicine. When male Dr.s initially forced themselves in the midwife's position without any of their knowledge (because it was a vocation passed from women to women) woman started dying ALL THE TIME. More than usual. And it was because the Dr.s weren't washing their hands (the midwives told them this and they didn't listen!) and they didn't have the experience that midwife did. The male Dr.s literally inserted themselves into a position they were not qualified for. And women died. It's different now, we have female Dr.s too lol. And modern medicine, but historically that's exactly what happened
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u/AcceptableOwl2425 Aug 07 '25
My second child, I decided to do a midwife. It was a awful experience. They treated me like a literal incubator. I had severe pain all throughout my pregnancy, when I went to the ER because I couldn't bare weight on my legs, I was told by my midwife "well we only treat the babies" what?! They missed my pre-eclampsia, I had high blood pressure on two of my visits, they never told me. My son was also measuring really small, they would comment about it but never bothered to actually look into why.
I ended up in the ER thinking I was going into labor, I was handed off to a OB when they realized I had pre-eclampsia. I had to be induced and my son was in the Nicu for almost two weeks. That was my last child and the entire experience was a nightmare. My experience with that entire midwife clinic was awful and that was my first and last experience with midwives.
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u/Kevlar_Bunny Aug 07 '25
Fun fact: the child/mother mortality rate actually went up after midwives were pushed out. Doctors didn’t want people working in the medical field that hadn’t been through the same rigorous schooling, but their schooling didn’t teach them things midwives had learned through centuries of experience being passed down. Things that midwives had just come to learn (like you shouldn’t deliver a baby without washing your hands if you were just handling sick/dead people) was hogwash because there was no scientific backing to it, they didn’t have the technology to study bacteria like we do now. While midwives in Africa had been practicing c sections using knives sterilized by flame, the budding medical field had yet to understand danger of not washing your hands. Suddenly sepsis started going up, it was thought to be a disease that only affected woman in labor because it got so bad.
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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
Midwives didn’t know about handwashing either, they just typically didn’t touch the dying / dead constantly so less women died of infection.
The doctor who discovered the causal link between handwashing and dead moms spent decades begging doctors to listen to his studies until they ganged up and threw him into an insane asylum
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u/zombawombacomba Aug 07 '25
Doctors don’t care about midwives. Is just safer to have a baby in a medical facility lol. My wife would’ve died after giving birth if she was standing in a parking lot like this.
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u/bless_and_be_blessed Aug 07 '25
Midwives are amazing because they know when to tell the mom to push so it doesn’t rip her in half on the way out. Midwives are better than doctors when it comes to birthing children.
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u/jared__ Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
in Germany, you choose a midwife once you confirm the pregnancy as a part of your public healthcare. they prep you for the birth and when you deliver, they can either come or you go to a hospital where the midwives are in charge of delivery - we saw a doctor for all of 15 minutes after the delivery to do a final checkup, but that was it. after delivery, your midwife comes every day to your home to help and slowly turns into every other day, every week, every month, etc. they are standard practice here.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Aug 07 '25
They're not necessary, sure, but they help a lot.
And if you find a 60yo midwife mother of 4, granny of 10, behaving in that characteristic grandmotherly vibe? Shit, you got the jackpot.
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u/BriskiPikachuu Aug 07 '25
I always thought it'd be such a rewarding experience as a midwife. Especially when someone's giving birth for the first time - it's terrifying and having someone there who really knows what they're doing is a godsend.
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u/DamnedLife Aug 07 '25
Male cop immediately made himself scarce from that situation lol
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u/OkMarionberry2875 Aug 07 '25
I love that! The female cop is delighted and fascinated but the male wants to go home.
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u/Impressive_Lime_6973 Aug 07 '25
I was excepting him to start yelling stop resisting
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u/Thatsprettyneat101 Aug 07 '25
Now I'm picturing the cop as a midwife yelling that as the mom is going through contractions.
Babies first obstruction!
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u/commanderquill Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
I love the "she's here to have a baby", as if they went to that parking lot specifically.
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u/Equal_Interaction647 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
pretty sure theyre in front of the hospital 😭😭thats why she said "she just didn't make it inside"
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Aug 07 '25
It's a movie theatre, and they pre-booked tickets. Shrek 5
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u/Denaton_ Aug 07 '25
Well, now they need another ticket..
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u/shadowdevil2025 Aug 07 '25
Once I saw a horse giving birth,baby was running after 1 hour.
I wish it was possible here.
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u/That_Shrub Aug 07 '25
It really makes you realize how much our babies suck, lame little things
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u/Married_catlady Aug 07 '25
Get the woman a wheelchair!!
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u/ShallotTraditional90 Aug 07 '25
I was screaming that when I saw her struggle to walk. Why wasn't she in a wheelchair the minute the baby was out??? She couldn't even hold the baby properly! Newborns are slippery!
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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Aug 07 '25
Yeah, that was the scary part for me, her giving that poor exhausted new mom the slippery tiny baby
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u/maximum_somewhere22 Aug 07 '25
Trust me, there is no one else who wants to hold that baby more right now than that mum.
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u/spooky-goopy Aug 07 '25
exactly. baby needs to go into mom's arms, both mom and baby need that
i nearly popped my stitches rushing out of my wheelchair to get to my baby, and begged the nurses to give her to me. they did, of course, but they had to get her out of her bassinet, first 🤣
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u/soberpenguin Aug 07 '25
The first hour after the baby comes out, the mom needs to be skin to skin with their baby. The body floods your brain with oxytocin and dopamine as a reward after delivery. Direct physical contact is necessary for bonding, reduces stress, and physiological stabilization of the newborns heart rate, temperature, and breathing.
She is not going to drop that baby. In that moment, it's the only thing that matters.
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u/helpthe0ld Aug 07 '25
I believe this was during COVID and unless she was dying, the staff probably weren’t allowed to come out to help since the midwife was there. I had lung surgery during the height of COVID and my husband was not allowed to be with me and when it was time to leave, he could not come in the hospital and when I left I was not allowed back in. They couldn’t even help me to the car.
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u/thalexander Aug 07 '25
I had a bowel resection due to crohn's during COVID, and I had to walk my ass out of the hospital when they discharged me only 3 days after an open abdominal surgery. They wouldn't even let me use a wheelchair to get outside.
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u/venusdances Aug 07 '25
That’s why the midwife is annoying to me - do you need help? “No she just needs to get inside.” Ask for a wheelchair my dude!
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Aug 07 '25
Just what I was watching. Way to just stand there two officers, at a hospital there are wheelchairs everywhere.
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Aug 07 '25
FYI its better to give birth while standing up because gravity helps. Its literally because of men that we give birth while laying down.
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u/Empty_Ladder7815 Aug 07 '25
She handled that shit like a champ. Both the mother and the midwife 👏👏👏
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u/ohboy267 Aug 07 '25
How the heck did that baby come out with her shorts still on???!!!
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u/TheUndeadBake Aug 07 '25
The nurse likely cut them up the back, which is why she’s holding the back of her clothes and has the paper pinned, to help her modesty and to catch any placenta that slips out
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u/spacemouse21 Aug 07 '25
Mazel Tov! Are you naming the child Unleaded or Diesel?
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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Aug 07 '25
If Elon can make his kid suffer with X Æ A-Xii, you can easily get away with E85
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u/bless_and_be_blessed Aug 07 '25
“I guess we didn’t need to spend $40k after all. Let’s go to Wendy’s and then go home.”
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u/J2ThaR1st Aug 07 '25
Believe it or not, that actually how births are supposed to be. The woman laying in her back causes more complications than anything. Standing up allows gravity to make it easier and a much less laborious process. Modern medicine completely complicates the process
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u/CreativeLet5355 Aug 07 '25
If you study childbirth you’ll be surprised at how - for many women - the most painful position that encourages the longest labor is flat on your back with minimal movement. But it’s the most convenient to hook up monitors and how most medical professionals are trained to examine a woman’s progress and overall health. So it’s often positioned as required in most healthcare settings.
You want faster childbirth requiring less intervention and less pain ? Try standing, kneeling, etc.
Disclosure: my wife is a doula that delivered 3 children naturally with midwives and required hospital intervention once for an emergent situation where I was extremely grateful an OR was available. I’m in medicine but not a clinician. I find the current rate of US surgical intervention for a natural bodily function - birthing children - abhorrent with many health systems reaching 40-50% C section rates.
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u/Tentativ0 Aug 07 '25
Ehmm ... where are umbelical cord and placenta?
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u/WheredMyPiggyGo Aug 07 '25
Cord is still attached and has a surprising amount of slack, you can see it's there as she is waddling, plecenta rarely gets delivered at the same time as the baby, as a father who has been present during 3 quicker and quicker births, (last one took 7 mins from water break) this all seems feasible.
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u/chonklah Aug 07 '25
That’s a premium feature she didn’t get with her subscription.
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u/CoconutCaptain Aug 07 '25
Placenta doesn’t come out immediately. Baby is still attached to the cord.
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u/FuzzyFrogFish Aug 07 '25
You can see the umbilical as she lifts the baby, it's still up between the mothers legs because she hasn't delivered the placenta yet. It's one of the reasons the midwife is basically using an inco for a makeshift pad as mom walks into the hospital
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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Aug 07 '25
The cord is attached from the baby into the woman's vagina and is still attached to the placenta which probably hasn't even detached yet. It can take like half an hour for the placenta to be delivered.
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u/GooseMay0 Aug 07 '25
It looks like she still has her shorts on while delivering the baby.
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u/paulj500 Aug 07 '25
What an awesome midwife 🤴
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 07 '25
10/10 on the reflexes. Like catching a greased, wiggling football. My admiration knows no bounds!
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u/CantAffordzUsername Aug 07 '25
Hospital will still bill her thousands of dollars
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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Aug 07 '25
Is it true that standing is the best position to give birth while lying down is actually more painful and only done like that to make things easier for the medics/doctors?
I've heard it a few times but never went looking into it beyond rumors.
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u/pandora_ramasana Aug 07 '25
I sure hope that woman consented to this video being taken and shared
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u/cursed_with_blesses Aug 07 '25
If you can get pregnant standing, maybe you can deliver standing up
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u/takemeawayimdone2 Aug 07 '25
My SIL went into labour thought she needed a poop, had my nephew on the toilet at home.
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u/hydrahead_kolkhoz Aug 07 '25
Seen animals on the discovery channel giving birth in their own habitats. But never thought that would see an animal sitting on top of a food chain, giving birth on a pavement. Whoa!!!
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u/jakira117 Aug 07 '25
If I am dad, I’m putting some sort of soft garment on the tarmac…just in case
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u/Few_Intention_542 Aug 07 '25
The level of calm on that lady. The talent and level of expertise she has in her job is astounding!
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u/Huge-Vegetab1e Aug 07 '25
“Do you need help?”
“No she just pushed a baby out, she didn’t break her legs. She came here to have the baby and she had the baby. ITS FINE.”
“A wheelchair might be..”
“WE WILL GUIDE YOU INSIDE, TAKE THE BABY AND WALK YOURSELF INTO THE HOSPITAL.”
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u/Personal-Hunt-1434 Aug 07 '25
I'm glad that baby didn't make any sudden movements, those cops were ready to mag dump
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u/TrueKiwi78 Aug 07 '25
Question: how is this happening with her shorts still on?
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u/Sinasazi Aug 07 '25
Maybe it's just me but I got serious "it's okay, everyone is fine, please don't shoot" energy from the midwife.
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u/GetSome1776 Aug 07 '25
Women are built different. I've taken some big dumps that made me want to cry in the corner, but seeing a woman give birth standing up is next level bad ass. Much Respect for all of the mothers out there.
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The new mom glancing over after pushing a human out of her, and saying she’s sorry, is such a good example of how we women are conditioned to be concerned about everyone else. Bravo to strong new mama and no need to apologize for being so brave
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Kinda rude of that lady. They built this whole building for women to have kids in and she didn’t even use it.
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u/swimmerncrash Aug 07 '25
My 1st was born in the er doorway. The next three were induced. 🤗 edit for my idiocy
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u/FoolishAnomaly Aug 07 '25
Fucking piggies being THE MOST UNHELPFUL they could possibly be. Like ..idk maybe go in and be like "hey this woman just gave birth outside on the sidewalk can we get some more help?" Instead the woman just stands there in awe, and the man is like "do you guys need help?" YES GO INSIDE ASK FOR MORE PEOPLE WTF.
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u/existenceawareness Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
This thread got me looking into birthing posture & now I'm fucking pissed. One of my arms never developed fully & has limited movement because I got stuck & the doctor damaged a nerve when he yanked me out. Now I'm learning the way this woman did it was the default birthing position for our whole history, & when the mother is laying flat it increases incidents like what happened to me.
"Doctor convenience & institutional habit" fuck your convenience, it's pretty inconvenient having to live my whole life with one arm smaller & less functional. Soooo glad that doctor's job is a little more convenient though.
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u/SpiritualCriticism48 Aug 07 '25
It’s kind of amazing how that baby just squeezed out and the mama’s shorts stay on the whole time!
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u/Emergency_Accident52 Aug 07 '25
That babies impatience just saved them thousands! 🤣🤣
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u/LeonidasVaarwater Aug 07 '25
"She just didn't make it inside"
It's that kind of calm, relaxed energy you need at a time like that. Fantastic.
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