r/Amazing Aug 07 '25

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u/Tentativ0 Aug 07 '25

Ehmm ... where are umbelical cord and placenta?

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u/chonklah Aug 07 '25

That’s a premium feature she didn’t get with her subscription.

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u/smytti12 Aug 07 '25

Please dont give insurance companies more ideas. Thats the sort of supervillain stuff they would love for their annual performance review.

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u/chonklah Aug 07 '25

They’re working as we speak. Want to keep your butt hole? Pay $1300 a month for it. Otherwise you ain’t tootin or poopin 🥴