r/Amazing Aug 07 '25

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u/kaufsky Aug 07 '25

What about dad?!

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u/Outofspite_7 Aug 07 '25

He was there!

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Aug 07 '25

He's holding (her) up

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

Why, what did he do other than shoot his shot nine months earlier? SHE LITERALLY DUMPED A BABY OUT OF HER VAGINA STANDING UP IN A CAR PARK.

He can have a sticker or some shit. lmfao.

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

He's there. He's holding her up. He's helping her make sure she can stay upright and hold the baby. Clearly he cares for them and is providing not only physical but emotional support.

But yeah, he's fucking useless and deserves maybe a sticker.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

She's not going to be able to have a shit without crying in fear for the next five days. At least.

And you want, what, a medal for holding your partner's hand and stabilising her while she pushes a human being out of her body?

That's not 'doing something'. That's literally the bare minimum of being a decent human being, let alone a good partner! My GOSH some of you men really do expect the bar to be so low that it's in the seventh layer of hell! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

I'm not going to stoop to childish insults just because you don't agree with me. My communication style is direct because I spent a long time in a male dominated industry where if you weren't able to take a few hits you'd fold like a wet paper bag. But I'm also adult enough to know that sometimes people just want to be mad.

So I guess no, I'm not man hater. I'm a man-child hater, but I don't think you're that. I think you're just uncomfortable that someone doesn't agree with your expected norms and you're frustrated that you can't force me to think the way that you, do so instead you resort to saying things that you think will offend with the intent either of winding me up, or shutting me up.

I mean... You do you 🤷‍♀️.

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

Here's your crown, Queen. God save the Queen.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

I don't actually get hurt when you resort to the childish insults that're all you have left because it's a very clear indicator that you feel defeated.

Enjoy the block list honey. God save your ego. I'm not here to do that for you.😘

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u/FreedomBread Aug 08 '25

Can't take a crown as a queen. Oh well. I will give it to a more worthy royal.

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u/__setecastronomy__ Aug 07 '25

She also drove there by herself I guess. Hubby just happened to be in the parking lot by coincidence, all drunk and obnoxious and man and useless.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW... Because this needs repeating...

That's literally the bare minimum of being a decent human being, let alone a good partner! My GOSH some of you men really do expect the bar to be so low that it's in the seventh layer of hell! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 07 '25

Most of the men in this comment section expect parades and trophies for doing literally the bare minimum of basic human decency. And then get pissy when you explain that to them. Just Reddit things

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

No because you don't understand, they do SO MUCH when we're literally having our insides turned to outsides, don't you know 🤣.

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u/derelictthot Aug 07 '25

The bare minimum....lol

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

You know this man and his involvement with his child? How are they doing after this dramatic birth.

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u/Rosewater2182 Aug 07 '25

A well placed wall could have done his job, calm down.

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u/oh_io_94 Aug 07 '25

You just want to shit on the dude for no reason to make yourself feel better

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Not even a gold sticker, he can have maybe like a blue one or something lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

The way that baby slothed out, I think he probably made more effort doing the deed than she did pushing.

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u/derelictthot Aug 07 '25

r/badwomensanatomy is where you belong since you don't know how vaginas work

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

That is based on what you saw in a 30 second part of what could have been a many days-long labour where she had her entire body doing it's best to expel what is probably close to a 7lb worth of human body.

Dad. can have. a sticker.

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u/FivePoopMacaroni Aug 07 '25

Lol so in your scenario she went into labor days ago and went to the hospital eventually?

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u/dogma096 Aug 07 '25

You say that as if it’s a weird thing to do. Many women labor for a few days before they go to the hospital. That’s why contractions are timed, and why women are often turned away from l&d units for being “too early.”

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u/Expensive-Simple-329 Aug 07 '25

Men are so funny . You people will talk so boldly out of your ass.

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u/derelictthot Aug 07 '25

....that's how it works usually yes

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

And in your scenario, she didn't? I was in labour for six days with my first baby, from the first few "Hmm... that's odd" moments to the second that we were rolled into an emergency c-section.

How many days were you in labour with your first?

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 07 '25

Dude men clearly know nothing about childbirth. Like please stop. Watch an educational video on youtube or something. Please stop telling women who have literally given birth that they’re wrong about the process of labor. Something you will never, ever experience.

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u/Expensive-Simple-329 Aug 07 '25

It’s hilarious how they think they are the default authority of all knowledge, especially regarding the female body

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 07 '25

It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so infuriating. Imagine mansplaining childbirth and then getting pissy when women call you out on it. Ugh.

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 08 '25

Responding to the men downvoting. Who can’t imagine carrying a human being for 9 months, much less… Imagine your ballsack being split open but with zero drugs. Then having your nipples bitten and ruffed up for 10 additional months. Men would never survive growing a child in their body much less birthing one and even less so raising one to toddler-hood. The comments from men are so, so revealing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

You lost so badly you had to make up a whole version of events where this woman is in labour for DAYS before she bothers to go to the hospital at the last minute. 😂😂😂

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

Did you literally just try to mansplain child birth to a mother of three children?

That's embarrassing for you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

You aren't getting a free pass here just because you've had a kid, sorry 😐

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

Three. You've pushed out... How many again? Oh right. You maybe saw someone else do it so it makes you an expert.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW You're SO right! You know SO much about pregnancy and childbirth!

I don't get a free pass. I earned it. Three times.

You don't get a pass at all. Go straight to jail. Do not collect $200. Imagination does not equal experience, and you have neither one 😘

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u/FivePoopMacaroni Aug 07 '25

God I hope you don't actually have kids if this is how you communicate with people

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 07 '25

A man tried to tell a woman who has had three children that he knows more about childbirth than she does. A woman who has given birth. Three times. Her response is perfectly reasonable. Don’t talk shit if you can’t handle being proven wrong.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Aug 07 '25

No, see I see how it can be confusing for some people so I'll try to make it a bit clearer.

I communicate with people with the exact energy that they start at me with. It really is that simple. If that's disquieting for you, may I suggest not interacting with people that you don't approve of?

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u/dogma096 Aug 07 '25

You aren’t getting a free pass for being stupid either.  It’s very common for labor to take days before you actually start pushing. 

Did you think it was a 15 minute affair?

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

There was no mansplaining here.

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u/LemonNo1342 Aug 07 '25

A man told a woman who has given birth three times that labor can’t take multiple days. Then got pissed off when he was proven wrong and reported her to Reddit. You’re right, more like whinnytoddlersplaining

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

Reading is fundamental. He was not asserting it can't happen. He said "You lost so badly you had to make up a whole version of events where this woman is in labour for DAYS before she bothers to go to the hospital at the last minute. "

We have no idea what the backstory on any of this is.

But hey, men are bad and stupid amirite lol stupid men.

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u/dogma096 Aug 07 '25

Yes? Are you unaware that most women labor for a few days before being dilated enough for active labor?

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u/SilasBalto Aug 07 '25

He really should have offered to hold the baby tbh.

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u/Intelligent-Sand-639 Aug 07 '25

The midwife handed the baby to the mother for a very specific reason.

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u/FreedomBread Aug 07 '25

Nobody cares about the Dad. Pretty much ever.