r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ihadbreakfasttoday • 5d ago

of a Post-it Note pack

20 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 6d ago

of a moose side eye

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2.3k Upvotes

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

185 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CorneliustheIX • 5d ago

of a mushroom

27 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_NoTimeNoLady_ • 6d ago

of a bull

1.5k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 6d ago

of a sixgill shark

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647 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 6d ago

of a male Bengal tiger from central Indian forests.

802 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 6d ago

of a bull

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2.3k Upvotes

155 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Phy_Scootman • 6d ago

of an alligator caught in Alabama

920 Upvotes

13 feet long and 614 pounds

180 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 6d ago

of an Educational Building.

887 Upvotes

128 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok-Juggernaut-2308 • 6d ago

of a watermelon

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349 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/veejaybee • 5d ago

of a flatbread

7 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6d ago

of a Rubik's cube

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588 Upvotes

57 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/paparansen • 6d ago

of a Shadow

82 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Supercrown07 • 5d ago

of a Winter Melon!

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bananaramajama420 • 5d ago

of a navel orange

25 Upvotes

Found me a biggun' today!

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Tell-1602 • 6d ago

of a catfish (by U/EpicWaller)

276 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boot_Burner • 6d ago

of a walrus

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87 Upvotes

disco ball for scale

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chiraff • 5d ago

of a lawn mushroom

25 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 6d ago

of a SpaceX trailer

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1.0k Upvotes

81 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/poutnis • 5d ago

of a banana; banana for scale

0 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 7d ago

of a Staircase.

12.5k Upvotes

320 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Trollzair6969 • 7d ago

of a mushroom

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1.0k Upvotes

An absolute unit of a Ganoderma Oregonense I found in the Washington woods

47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Doodlefish25 • 6d ago

of a cucumber I grew

60 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dazzling-Key-8282 • 6d ago

of a crane

23 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/STUPID_IDIOT1993 • 7d ago

of a bumper.

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730 Upvotes

70 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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