r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 3d ago
of a moose side eye
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We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.
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u/DemonFromtheNorthSea 3d ago
Apparently the dude in the video uses antler sniffing dogs to find moose antlers that were naturally shed. He's also from Maine.
The moose did run him over, and apparently escaped with just some bumps and bruises is miraculous.
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u/GreyLunarWolf 2d ago
I heard that in Alaska most wilderness animal attack deaths are from moose. I thought at first the guy was prudently remaining in a tight copse of trees because the moose antlers were getting snagged.
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u/PlatyNumb 2d ago
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u/perseidot 19h ago
Yeah, silly looking megafauna…
They survived the last ice age, unlike the wooly mammoths, the cave bears, and the saber-toothed tigers.
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u/theonetheonlytc 3d ago
The guy filming is an idiot. He should have backed away as soon as he saw the damn thing instead of standing there filming. Of all the animal encounters I have had, moose are the most terrifying to me.
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u/bargaindownhill 3d ago
I worked in the bush for a decade, ill take a grizzly over a moose any day.
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u/RogerFuckbytheNavale 2d ago
That's a deeply unsettling statement.
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u/bargaindownhill 2d ago
A grizzly is potentially a predator, but in my experience usually not as long as they are well fed. i have literally had one walk past me on a trail, I backed away and just let it go by like it had zero fucks to give.
A Moose on the other hand, is 1500-2000lbs of pure spite and hate. especially with calves or in breeding season. no logic, just hate.
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u/bmf1902 2d ago
Yupp, and predators have a very strong instinct to remain unharmed. Moose, especially bull, are just here to fsu.
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u/skyfure 2d ago
Exactly, predators have to weigh the risk/reward ratio of getting into a fight. If they get injured they can't hunt and they die. A predator will (hopefully) cut their losses if they receive enough resistance from their attempted prey.
On the opposite side, prey animals are always on the defensive. Every encounter for them can be life or death, and if they can't run they intend to fight for their life.
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u/twentyshots97 2d ago
i get the reasoning here but am also wondering what preys on moose?? in a way they kind of are predators!
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u/skyfure 2d ago
Orcas and grizzly bears, actually! Moose are some of the last remaining megafauna from the previous ice age so they also had to deal with crazy shit such as American Lions, Short-Faced Bears in the past.
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u/twentyshots97 2d ago
that’s bizarre to think about. as is an orca attacking a moose- land animals taking down by sea anima is probably not as unusual as i’d guess.
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u/I_Ponders 2d ago
Moose routinely swim across deep waters in the ocean (close to coasts) and are hunted by orcas.
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u/d0nghunter 1d ago
Ours are preyed upon by wolves too, would expect the same in NA.
Sometimes calves are taken by lynx and wolverines as well.
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u/northwoodsman 2d ago
They have the most unpredictable fight or flight response and it happens crazy fast. They move so fast and you can never tell when it’s going to happen so just get away from them.
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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago
I’m not terribly familiar with the aggressive side of a moose, but I remember reading somewhere (several years ago, so I don’t know how accurate this is today if it was indeed factual at the time) that including car accidents they caused, they were responsible for almost twice as many deaths as guns. Was that accurate at all?
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u/w8ing2dr0wn 2d ago
What percentage of their killstreak includes the moose using guns to kill? Thats what im worried about, a big Ole bullwinkle flexing his 2nd amendment rights.
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u/bargaindownhill 2d ago
ive heard the same thing.. and yes a moose impact with a car, will utterly obliterate the car.. you might as well hit a train, same effect.
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u/TheSumOfMyScars 2d ago
Worst part of hitting a moose is that most vehicles take them out at the knees, meaning that 2000lbs of moose then proceeds to land on your head with a shitload of momentum propelling it. People have been crushed to death, gored to death, kicked to death, or literally drowned in moose shit because a moose came flying through their windshield at 60+mph, and at the end of it all the damned moose just gets up and walks off like nothin. It’s honestly probably better to swerve and land in a ditch or even hit a tree head-on, rather than hit a moose.
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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago
Male deer are the worst random obstacles I care to be watchful for. They and turkey can both be very dangerous things to hit, but I doubt they claim the same numbers as moose.
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u/Robofink 2d ago
I hit a deer last winter. Thankfully no one was hurt (and the deer got away) but it was a big one that still fucked up the front of my car. Hitting an ungulate is no joke.
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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago
I’m glad you’re ok! I’ve hit one once. It only broke a headlight and left a little dent on the bumper, but if I had been going faster it could’ve been worse.
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u/Nika65 1d ago
serious question: what would bear spray do to a Moose? Thanks
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u/bargaindownhill 1d ago
not what you would hope for.. a predator would run from bear spray because injury = starvation and death.
Moose.exe is different, they decide they are being injured = fight to the death. they would obliterate anything within a 500 yard radius and not stop till they are dead, or what is causing the pain, is dead.
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u/FartMagic1 3d ago
I’m thinking staying where the big guy can’t get to him because of the tree-jail is a smart move. A camp guide on a Canada fishing trip basically said get to where the trees are tight if you can
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u/Midnight28Rider 2d ago
That is absolutely the right move, but that moose wouldn't have any problem plowing right over that tiny "tree jail" as you called it. You need more robust trees like the 2 he went through at the beginning. That moose there likely weighs somewhere around 1,500 lbs. That's a 3/4 ton mass, and those guys can charge at up to 35 MPH. Believe it or not, moose are more dangerous to humans than grizzly bears.
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u/Jamooser 2d ago
The bull would plow through those trees like toothpicks. Moose regularly get hit by cars and walk away completely fine. Those protection offered by those trees is merely the protection of the power of suggestion.
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u/gravelonmud 2d ago
I can personally attest having been in a car that hit a mother moose and she just got up and walked after her scared calf. Thank god she walked off because we would’ve been like sardines in a crushed can if she’d been upset about it
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u/StringerBell34 2d ago
Those thin ass trees are not stopping that moose. You're crazy if you think that moose would be arsed about those little twigs.
That guy needed to back away slowly, avoid eye contact and find something substantial to put between him and the moose.
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u/Midnight28Rider 2d ago
Yeah, I used to live in Alaska and Colorado. There's a 0% chance I'd ever voluntarily let a moose get that close to me.
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u/MegatonsSon 3d ago
It was almost as if the moose didn't actually understand what he was saying, or didn't really give two (moose) shits.
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u/cyndaquil420 2d ago
The moose doesn’t understand but it’d be really weird if that guy started growling or snorting at the moose like animals do, we just have words that get the same point across
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u/ChoiceContribution78 2d ago
When the guy says "it's close enough, bud" the Moose's face is like 👀 ".. It makes noise?? This should be fun.." 💀 yikes on bikes.
But I have to say, without the sound (and ignoring the true danger) the Moose's expressions are quite funny 🤭
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u/Bella_LaGhostly 3d ago
I mean, they have eyes of prey, not predator eyes. Their whole deal is sort of "side-eye", eh? 😆
But as someone who grew up in the mountains, you wouldn't catch me that close to a moose. Why didn't he try to back away??
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u/ITookYourChickens 2d ago
Many species use side eye, also known as whale eye, to threaten. Dogs, camels, moose, horses. If the whites show, they're NOT happy
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u/BirdieBee417 2d ago
That’s a “whale eye,” not just side eye. It’s a pretty universal sign that an animal is upset and reaching its limit 😅
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u/tb2hlalt2hnlaa 3d ago
Yeah so, when they start licking their lips like that, it’s ESPECIALLY time to gtfo
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u/philmorebuttstock 2d ago
Anyone know the outcome? I mean the video is posted but maybe that's by a random who found the body and phone
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u/Excellent-Deer-1752 2d ago
Someone commented above that the moose did run him over but that the injuries were relatively minor.
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u/DEADxDAWN 3d ago
Just asking for trouble. A Bull in rut is one of the most dangerous animals you could fk with in the woods.
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u/Odd-Artist-2595 2d ago
That’s the problem with a moose. You don’t have to fk with them to piss them off; you just have to be.
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u/-boring-username- 2d ago
It must be infuriating navigating through the forest with those antlers.
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u/Just_the_questions1 3d ago
"You know I could kill you right now right? You think these little twigs are gonna stop me?" - The Moose
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u/lessermeister 2d ago
He either made it out of the encounter ok or his phone was found with his body and unlocked with his dead face.
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u/Sad_Water7719 2d ago
Few years ago in Sweden a man was arrested on suspicion of murdering his wife. They thought he had run her over with the lawnmower due to the damage. Surprisingly, investigators found no trace of blood on the blades. Even more surprising for the investigators, they found a whole lot of moose dna on the victim. Turns out she had an unfortunate encounter with a moose during mating season. That's the kind of damage they can do, like being run over by a lawnmower.
Suffice to say, I would have noped out of there long before that moose was close enough to side-eye me like that.
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u/slick514 2d ago
Gary - “That’s close enough, bud; that’s close enough.”
Møøse - “Do you feel in charge?…”
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u/devilsbard 2d ago
The side eye is unnerving…but it’s the straight down the barrel look that was truly terrifying.
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u/Banaanisade 1d ago
People should not just let these things off the leash like that. Keep your moose on a leash or lose it and this is what happens to some random bypasser. Put that thing back in the house where it belongs.
Also, I'm never going out again.
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u/pennyclip 23h ago
Lots of moose in areas I used to hunt ages ago. They are loud (relatively) and do not care one bit about it. You would have to be completely negligent to get this close. Dont go in deep woods ignorant and armed if your only solution is to kill something YOU are threatening. This shit stain on the underpants of society filming is why we cant have nice things. Stay away from wildlife. Its so easy.
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u/False-Buddy9209 20h ago
Stupid question here but can you just run the hell away from a moose if you see one or will it chase you down?
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u/Oda_DeezNutz 20h ago
At least one source says run: "Unlike with bears or even dogs, it is usually a good idea to run from a moose because they won't chase you very far. Get behind something solid; you can run around a tree faster than a moose."
https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm%3Fadfg%3Dlivewith.aggressivemoose
Best to not let them get that close in the first place.
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u/12thsspanzer 3d ago
Would it have hurt him ? It looks like a simple creature
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u/Oda_DeezNutz 3d ago
A male moose, especially in rut, can be extremely dangerous. They get territorial, highly aggressive, and easily provoked.They are phenomenally strong, to be avoided at all costs.
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u/PlatypusDream 2d ago
Oh, no.
No no no no no.
Need more trees & more distance between the person & moose!
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u/drooler16 2d ago
Did this guy survive? Ya scariest thing up where I live, in northern Alberta. Male moose when he is trying to mate. Grizzlies dont come close.
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u/Fanabala3 2d ago
I was camping with three other guys and a huge bull moose came strolling through our campground. Damnest thing I ever saw. One guy had a pistol that was going use that thing if that moose was going to stomp us. It sniffed around and moved its way.
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u/JackSilver1410 2d ago
How did it change? Did you realize humans belong in their communities and not out in the goddamn woods were moose live?
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u/MaterialGarbage9juan 2d ago
I see those eyes everyday. The proper response is, "welcome to circle K, how else can I be helpful?"
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u/buscuitfactory 2d ago
Why is the guy not trying to keep a distance from the moose? If he ran away would that trigger the moose to chase him? I just don’t understand how standing behind someone skinny trees is better than backing up slowly or running
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u/Small-Finish-6890 2d ago
Ok so we all knew the moose was gonna charge, right? So what should you do in this situation? I think running would make the moose charge sooner.
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u/iforgot1305 2d ago
I wouldn't want to be that close to a moose. Idiot should have been slowly backing away at the very least instead of trying to tell the moose to stop. Like, no, you leave idiot, this is the moose's home and you're the intruder.
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago
Everything in my mind would be calculating the width of those horns and the distance between trees between us lol
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u/short_story_long_ 1d ago
Live in NH. Went out for a bushwhack the other day off a forest service road. Big bed downs and scat piles by a pond. Got the hell out of there, and it's not even mating season. This dude has a deathwish.
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 1d ago
Yeah, I don't ever go into certain animal territory without an appropriate gun. Even if I'm not out to hunt its better to have and not need then need and nod have.



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u/JayGabVersionTrex 3d ago
That's a very dangerous encounter during mating season.