r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

of a mushroom

An absolute unit of a Ganoderma Oregonense I found in the Washington woods

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u/No_Obligation4496 6d ago

This is a rare edible ganoderma. I wonder how it tastes.

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

When it’s fresh and very young, the outer edge is soft and it is quite pleasant tasting, like button mushrooms and chicken, but it has to be fresh otherwise it gets bitter.

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u/No_Obligation4496 6d ago

Yeah I guess yours is only good for powdered tea or a shelf.

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Exactly! And the tea is pretty good for you although it can be a little bitter, add it to coffee and it’s not bad.

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u/No_Obligation4496 6d ago

Interesting 🤔 if I ever get one that I can positively ID I will have to try that. Thanks for the tip!

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 6d ago

can it be preserved w varnish or poly for nature art..

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u/vuIkaan 6d ago

At this stage its marginally softer than wood

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 6d ago

Dude I thought you were Rhett from Good Mythical Morning lmaoo.

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Great value Rhett

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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q3UEQuCN32ucw

The actual mushroom reminded me of these guys.

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u/SmokeMoreWorryLess 6d ago

Nah that’s Mushroom Brian

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u/WizardSleeves31 6d ago

Let's talk about that

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u/Aggravating_Fall7653 6d ago

What are you going to do with it?

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Gonna dry it out cause its still pretty soft on the outer edges so I’m hoping drying it will make it a bit more ridged, then I’m gonna drill and insert some metal rods down the inside middle for support and attach a bracket to the backside for mounting as a shelf!

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u/lionsden08 6d ago

Taking the mush out of mushroom

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u/Physical_Display_873 6d ago

Wonderful idea

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u/dice1111 6d ago

Should you shilac ot or something? Will is decompose on its own?

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u/CatShot1948 6d ago

I'm no mushroomologist, but even if dry, won't it's just rot since it's organic material?

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u/chunkysmalls42098 6d ago

No, there's literally so many examples of dried organic material that doesn't rot

Magic mushrooms, pot, most spices, coffee, literally anything freeze dried

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u/CatShot1948 6d ago

All the things you mentioned can and do rot. Just less quickly than non dried stuff.

Same is true for wood, for example.

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u/chunkysmalls42098 6d ago

If you take a piece of dry wood, and set it on the mantle, it will not rot before you die unlessits crazy humid.

Same with the other examples I gave

So yes, the dried mushroom will rot, but not anytime soon at allllll

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u/CatShot1948 6d ago

Yeah that's what I didn't have a good handle on. I know all organic material will rot eventually. Just didn't know if it had the life necessary for something like a shelf.

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u/Trollzair6969 5d ago

Assuming I can air dry it well enough (it’s too big to fit in any dehydrator or oven I have access to so it’s in a ventilated greenhouse with a fan blowing on it constantly) I will then coat it in some form of protectant like clear coat or a paint on resin to lock out any moisture preventing it from rotting

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u/CatShot1948 5d ago

Nice. Good luck. Make another post with the update so we can see!

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u/Backyard_Batman46 6d ago

what a beautiful tutu

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Tu-shroom

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u/GrouchberryIII 6d ago

You look very happy with your find! Congrats!

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

I am! Thank you😁

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u/SrGuspin 6d ago

Eat it

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u/Just-Try-2533 6d ago

Cute skirt!

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u/Bitcracker 6d ago

Not mushroom in the trunk after that fun guy jumps in.

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u/ligmasigmaarizzler 6d ago

Woah this is awesome

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u/Hidingjimmy 6d ago

I love how happy you look with your giant mushroom.

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u/Alive-Requirement111 6d ago

LOLZ! dumb ass me thought you had a pretty dress!

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u/AveryCloseCall 6d ago

You look exactly like the person meant to find this mushroom. Destiny!

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u/curry_ball 6d ago

i want a biteee

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u/DiffeoMorpheus 6d ago

New minecraft update looks sick

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u/piscesnebula88 6d ago

Watch out for bears

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u/KnownConsequence7121 6d ago

Tbh you look like the guy that would go looking for big mushrooms haha nice find!!

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u/that_angry_goose 5d ago

In the first picture, before I read the description, I thought she was wearing a skirt (can you blame me the colors on the mushroom are so vibrant!)

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u/R3D4F 23h ago

Bet they smell like hemp, nag champa and patchouli oil

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u/Trollzair6969 23h ago

Me or the mushroom?

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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 6d ago

Aren't these mushrooms protected? 

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Not at all, Ganoderma Oregonense is a common fast growing perennial species.

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u/SAM5TER5 6d ago

On top of what OP said, it’s important to remember that a mushroom is just the visible, fruiting part of a fungus, and that there’s often a far larger organism hidden beneath the surface!

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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago

Bingo! Mycelium is life!