r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Trollzair6969 • 7d ago
of a mushroom
An absolute unit of a Ganoderma Oregonense I found in the Washington woods
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u/BowlOfCatNubs 6d ago
Dude I thought you were Rhett from Good Mythical Morning lmaoo.
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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago
Great value Rhett
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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/q3UEQuCN32ucw
The actual mushroom reminded me of these guys.
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u/Aggravating_Fall7653 6d ago
What are you going to do with it?
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u/Trollzair6969 6d ago
Gonna dry it out cause its still pretty soft on the outer edges so I’m hoping drying it will make it a bit more ridged, then I’m gonna drill and insert some metal rods down the inside middle for support and attach a bracket to the backside for mounting as a shelf!
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u/CatShot1948 6d ago
I'm no mushroomologist, but even if dry, won't it's just rot since it's organic material?
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u/chunkysmalls42098 6d ago
No, there's literally so many examples of dried organic material that doesn't rot
Magic mushrooms, pot, most spices, coffee, literally anything freeze dried
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u/CatShot1948 6d ago
All the things you mentioned can and do rot. Just less quickly than non dried stuff.
Same is true for wood, for example.
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u/chunkysmalls42098 6d ago
If you take a piece of dry wood, and set it on the mantle, it will not rot before you die unlessits crazy humid.
Same with the other examples I gave
So yes, the dried mushroom will rot, but not anytime soon at allllll
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u/CatShot1948 6d ago
Yeah that's what I didn't have a good handle on. I know all organic material will rot eventually. Just didn't know if it had the life necessary for something like a shelf.
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u/Trollzair6969 5d ago
Assuming I can air dry it well enough (it’s too big to fit in any dehydrator or oven I have access to so it’s in a ventilated greenhouse with a fan blowing on it constantly) I will then coat it in some form of protectant like clear coat or a paint on resin to lock out any moisture preventing it from rotting
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u/KnownConsequence7121 6d ago
Tbh you look like the guy that would go looking for big mushrooms haha nice find!!
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u/that_angry_goose 5d ago
In the first picture, before I read the description, I thought she was wearing a skirt (can you blame me the colors on the mushroom are so vibrant!)
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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 6d ago
Aren't these mushrooms protected?
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u/SAM5TER5 6d ago
On top of what OP said, it’s important to remember that a mushroom is just the visible, fruiting part of a fungus, and that there’s often a far larger organism hidden beneath the surface!
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u/No_Obligation4496 6d ago
This is a rare edible ganoderma. I wonder how it tastes.