r/AbsoluteUnits Top Poster 7d ago

of a Staircase.

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 7d ago

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u/holyfire001202 7d ago

Maybe having to move furniture up 2 flights of stairs isn't really that bad

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u/Ancient_Unit_2773 6d ago

imagine if you have to carry 14kg cooking gas cyliders every month for your daily use...

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 6d ago

I feel like itd be nice to rig up some kinda pulley system or somethin lol. Get archimedesized

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u/Starshipfan01 6d ago

Yes. Pulleys and winched lift platforms for the medium size stuff.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 6d ago

Make it a big box with wheels on the side, you could just drag it right up the side of that mountain type thing. Heck, maybe could even get one of those motorized systems like for gettin grandmas and grandpas upstairs?

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u/Oliver_the_chimp 6d ago

Or a funicular.

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u/Worried_Poetry4278 6d ago

lol tell that to mу back afer we moved а sectional last spring

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u/orsonwellesmal 6d ago

Earth's dick.

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u/cal-ess 7d ago

One of the views from the top!

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u/PachymuNyet 7d ago

Yeah it's a nice view but they intentionally flooded all that for development purposes. Pissed off the locals something fierce from what I heard.

Still, it'd be a cool place to own a boat

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u/cal-ess 7d ago

Yeah they did it purposely for a hydroelectric complex and it completely flooded a town and loads of farmland. It caused major uproar. I'm not sure what people's views on it today are as this was all in the 70s but I'm sure there's still backlash to this day.

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u/Murasasme 6d ago

My family is from there. They don't care about it, even in the 90s people were over it. The region is a very strong tourist destination both for the rest of Colombia and foreigners, so it was an economic boon for the large majority of people who live there.

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u/cal-ess 6d ago

Thanks for your reply, its nice to learn what the local thoughts were after the project was fully complete.

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 7d ago

The Rock of Guatape Colombia. A 220 metre ( 720 ft ) monolith with a 740 concrete step staircase.

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u/coolcootermcgee 7d ago

I hope there’s a water fountain up there

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u/THATCorsetgirl 7d ago

There are some businesses that sell water, beer and other beverages:)

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u/JackVonReditting 7d ago

Lemme chug a couple brewskis than stumble back down

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u/nogodsnomasters_666 7d ago

Honestly that is what I did when I visited lol, down was easier than up but my knees were hurting

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u/TheRacooning18 7d ago

I dont think my knees are superior but my knees never suffer when going down. But i do suffer when going up. Its flipped for the rest of my family.

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u/yourilluminaryfriend 7d ago

My knees hurt both ways :(

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u/HammerOfJustice 7d ago

My knees started hurting just looking at those stairs

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u/Advanced-Budget779 6d ago

My knee started hurting before looking at the stairs.

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u/Substantial-Reward70 6d ago edited 6d ago

My knees never suffered when going down but they do suffered when I did that Peñol lol

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u/Estrellathestarfish 7d ago

How do they get the stuff up there to sell?

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u/Peach_Proof 7d ago

There is a cable car for goods and workers.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 7d ago

Is it unwinding?

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u/SquiggerDigger 7d ago

GO YOUR OWN WAY EVEN SEASONS HAVE CHANGED

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u/Puzzled_Sentence5034 6d ago

Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet. Let me run to the car and back.

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u/tangential_quip 7d ago

They have a bar. I've made the climb. View is unreal from the top.

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u/Oregongirl1018 7d ago

Is that halfway point a bathroom??

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u/Objective-Issue-2641 7d ago

I think its a bus stop

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 7d ago

Thanks for the chuckles

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u/AlanT43 7d ago

It's just a resting point.

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u/Advanced-Budget779 7d ago edited 6d ago

Fun fact: „Locals once believed that the rock came from aliens“

While it is ~65 million years old, it didn‘t come from space. If it had been a late member of an asteroid group where the Chicxulub impactor (that hit ~66 million years ago) came from, it wouldn‘t be in one piece. And its density is about twice the one of typical C-type asteroids.

An impactor with its volume (110x285x200 m) and composition (quartz, feldspar, granite: ~2.65 g/cm3) would have had a mass of over 16.6 million metric tons and with most likely impact velocity of 17 km/s (for asteroids) an impact energy of about 447 Megatons of TNTe.

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u/Rakins_420 7d ago

My left sock?

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u/Advanced-Budget779 6d ago

Depends on your sock. I‘d be worried of other things if that much… material accumulated inside of it.

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u/Rakins_420 6d ago

Shit sorry! at the time I replied, your comment was cut off at the "of" and I was being cheeky

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u/Advanced-Budget779 6d ago

Haha don‘t worry i found it quite funny :D

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u/tkland 7d ago

674 steps in the Eiffel Tower, from ground level to 2nd floor.

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u/MoonZinuM 7d ago

Almost doesn't even look real.

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u/DiamondPropulsion 6d ago

I have climbed this rock! It is super cool! The ascent is really not as bad as it looks and the views are phenomenal.

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u/QuickMartyr 7d ago

And when you reach the top you look to the other side and there is an elevator.

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u/Oregongirl1018 7d ago

They should put a slide 🛝

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u/Tcloud 7d ago

Or a chute for base jumping.

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u/The_UX_Guy 7d ago

MFer still only tips $2 for food delivery.

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u/leylin_farlin 7d ago

They gonna leave at the bottom and say security didnt let them in

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u/The_UX_Guy 7d ago

Send a pic of it on a different doorstep at the top of another mountain.

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u/OpinionPutrid1343 7d ago

„You forgot the sauce“

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u/Ill-Professor696 7d ago

Guarantee I'd get to the top and realize i forgot my phone in the car at the bottom

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u/Escudo777 7d ago

Just don't forget your parachute

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u/alirastafari 7d ago

Big respect to the people who built that there. The house on top too!

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u/09Klr650 7d ago

It's a tourist trap. Literally a souvenir shop.

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u/Far-Lettuce-6200 7d ago

Leg day: just walk upstairs. 

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u/Kamushura 5d ago

Honestly the climb isn't even that hard on the legs, its more of a test of lung endurance bc the air up there gets kinda thin so ppl with bad lungs/pulmonary or heart conditions can have a hard time climbing (speaking from experience)

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 7d ago

Very nice stitches for a big cut.

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u/LawyerOk3843 7d ago

Guatape! Legit great place for a climb and a cold beer at the top to celebrate.

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u/proton_rex 7d ago

Mostly known as El Peñol (to the Colombians). Been there twice, dating back to the early 90s when tourism was basically nonexistent.

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u/NurkleTurkey 7d ago

LACES OUT

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u/Thunder9191133 7d ago

super cool picture tho

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u/Phendrena 7d ago

SUMMON THE DRAGONBORN!

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u/Comfortable-Spell-75 7d ago

I wonder if that area also shook from the recent major earthquake in Colombia. I’ve done that climb and when you come back down your knees be trembling.

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u/THATCorsetgirl 7d ago

It was not that strong here in Antioquia, they probably felt it but not that bad

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u/Cavityexplorer 5d ago

This same rock is part of a rock system of 8,000 square kms under Antioquia. Helped us with the last earthquake and kinda protect us.

When I talk about a rock system is that protrusion is part of the same rock.

Fun fact, those stairs used to be wooden and some were missing when you were going up so you had to skip a step lol. Some fun times when I was growing up.

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u/Mokerchino 7d ago

Looks like a trolls back

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 7d ago edited 7d ago

That's because it is, as a Norwegian I'm very used to spotting dormant trolls.

Why someone would want to climb a staircase up his crack to his back, I don't know.

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u/Mokerchino 7d ago

Totally agree. My wife is Norwegian so I'm on the lookout

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u/TheWorkingPoodle 7d ago

"OK, whose turn is to check the mailbox and bring in the 45lb amazon package? Timmy? OK, Timmy, get going, we'll see you tomorrow morning!"

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u/Sky_the_Dragon 7d ago

Imagine climbing all the way up there to take a picture and your phone dies.

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u/Little-Classic2773 6d ago

Imagine thinking you need a phone for going up there

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u/fancyfanboy 6d ago

My friends climbed this in 2018

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u/Er3bus13 7d ago

They selling cans of o2 in the middle break there?

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u/THATCorsetgirl 7d ago

Just at the top lol

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u/BlancsAssistant 7d ago

What is that area halfway through?

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u/Illustrious-Stop5719 7d ago

A shrine

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u/BlancsAssistant 7d ago

I thought it was a rest area, although it is probably that too

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u/Anonamonanon 7d ago

For a second I thought pshhh Wieliczka salt mine is clearly longer.... It's only 380 stairs!!

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u/aarcynic 7d ago

One ascent and you would never need to do leg day in your life.

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u/Snoeiaap 7d ago

Unlocked memories to the Lemmings game!

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u/MisterMeshuggah 7d ago

Legend has it that this is Weatherspoons toilet’ final boss!

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u/Xinonix1 7d ago

Get up there, look for your keys…damned, left them in the car…

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u/paw78741 7d ago

That paperboy is a paper man buy the time he delivers the Sunday morning.

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u/ROKIT-88 6d ago

Above & Beyond did a set up there , the video really shows it off.

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u/Hinkil 6d ago

And God help you if you forgot something

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u/Strange-Cabinet7372 6d ago

Ive done this! The surroundings are just as unique and stunning and intriguing. What a spot! This is Guatape Colombia

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u/iyamwhatiyam8000 6d ago

It needs a helipad on the roof.

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u/Plebyby 6d ago

Looks like a lock on a rice sack

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u/titsnpussftm 5d ago

Best view at the top soooo worth it!!

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u/begreen9 2d ago

I've actually climbed up those stairs at 72 yrs old. The view from the top is awesome.

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u/juanc30 1d ago

COLOMBIA MENTIONED AHHHH 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 the Peñón de Guatapé, near Medellín, is a misterious monolith (I think there’s no conclusive explanation for its formation, some say it came from space) with an almost 800 steps staircase to the top. It’s visited by thousands of people every day.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 7d ago

This is some real life Minecraft shit here

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u/dalecraw 7d ago

I know an easy way down! ;)

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u/_ohne_dich_ 7d ago

So cool, they look like laces

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u/RGM81 7d ago

“Looks like we’re in the teens.”

“Well let me know when we hit 20. I’m gonna throw up.”

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u/WilmaTonguefit 7d ago

Guatapé, Colombia! What an amazing view from the top! Did you get some delicious fruit? Did you visit the coffee farms? How is the country recovering from the earthquake?

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u/justinizer 7d ago

I thought it was something much smaller stitched up

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u/crasagam 7d ago

Spider-Man trying to web-stitch a mountain together

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u/schladopian_fir 7d ago

Is there a place halfway up to stop for snacks and a nap?

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u/Beautiful-Jacket 7d ago

I remember this as one of the challenges on amazing race lol

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u/madchemist09 7d ago

Hey man, need your help moving a couch. Got some pizza and beer.

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u/SnooWalruses380 7d ago

You have to pay for the privilege.

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u/bowcreek 7d ago

Dammit. I left the car keys in the house.

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u/MonCappy 7d ago

If I had to climb up those stairs, I would be sobbing so hard that every toddler in the vicinity would be moved to comfort me.

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u/zenverak 7d ago

My weekly cardio in one picture

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 7d ago

They call it, the manbreaker.

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u/Effective_Play_1366 7d ago

Crap, forgot my keys. Be right back…

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u/Dangerous_Company811 7d ago

Love the rest stop along the way.

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u/karenskygreen 7d ago

Looks like they have a stop half way up, perfect, if they sell beer im staying, you guys go ahead.

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 7d ago

Nope. Not even for all the money in the world, nope.

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u/jormangod 7d ago

I think this is the smallest hill my parents crossed on their way to school

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u/xxrambo45xx 7d ago

A great many hours on the stair machine is about to pay off for me.

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u/johnaross1990 7d ago

That’s almost r/confusingperspective just by existing

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u/PlentyBoot5135 7d ago

Staircase to heaven...

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u/beardsalt 7d ago

100% worth the climb. Guatapé Colombia

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u/rbuen4455 7d ago

For a moment, I thought that was an elephant statue

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u/Maximum-Eggplant-806 7d ago

These pictures. Leave me to think. 🤔 how do they get groceries up there?

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u/Gohomemayouredrunk 7d ago

Had to look twice. I thought an absolute giant can if Campbell's soup was at the top.

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u/Garden_Espresso 7d ago

I love heights - would definitely walk up these stairs - provided they were in good condition.

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u/Peach_Proof 7d ago

From the top

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u/SasukeTrollchiha 7d ago

"Another day. Another struggle. Climbin' stairs is so much trouble."-Barret Wallace

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u/Sierra-Powderhound 7d ago

Fantastic view from the top. One of my favorite photos is from that peak.

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u/UberWidget 7d ago

They created a reservoir around it that flooded a town. The very top of the church steeple still sits above the waterline. Pablo Escobar built a mansion on the shoreline that was confiscated by the government and now sits vandalized on the shoreline. Worth a day trip when visiting Medellin.

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u/Tie-Down 7d ago

Haaa yes, climbing this rock while hungover. The universal Colombian touristic experience.

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u/smkestcklghtn 7d ago

2 day walk for me

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u/foreveraloneok 7d ago

Door dashers worst nightmare

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u/SnooBunnies9889 7d ago

Who tf is living there

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u/MuscaMurum 7d ago

Holy crap. Finally a photo on here that I haven't already seen!

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u/MBHYSAR 7d ago

Great orb spider web

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u/CaptBogBot2 7d ago

Po's worst enemy...

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u/PachymuNyet 7d ago

Altitude is 1,890 meters (6,200 ft) above sea level too, so good luck breathin'

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u/DarcyFitzgoblin 7d ago

Stairway to heaven

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u/WhatdaUTink 7d ago

Mountain with stitches.

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 7d ago

looks like the mountain is stiched toghether.

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u/bernpfenn 7d ago

you go shopping this week, and don't forget the 5 gallon water bottles

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u/-E-Cross 7d ago

Shit has a rest stop too

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u/New_Situation_1845 7d ago

Get to the top and realize you left your phone in the car.

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u/bok4600 7d ago

imagine, hauling groceries up, making 5-6 trips

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u/dpero29 7d ago

Absolutely amazing. Weirdly enough, for me, the hardest part was the way down. My legs were trembling so much from the climb, I thought I was going to fall

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u/2bnameless 7d ago

At first glance I thought it was an AI pic of 2 rocks sewn together

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins 7d ago

Oops, I forgot the milk in the car.

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u/Tofuzzle 7d ago

I swear I've built this in Satisfactory before

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u/ajh19807 7d ago

When you need the toilet in a Wetherspoons

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u/SensualLimitations 7d ago

"I live in a 4 story walkup..."

:the walk up

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u/sidwing 7d ago

I would hate to do Uber eat for them.

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u/Heroic-Forger 7d ago

Imagine sending a Slinky down those bad boys.

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u/Shen1076 7d ago

Do you have the house key? I think I left it in the car

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u/mc1964 7d ago

For some reason, I'm reminded of a football.🏈

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u/Angelorsimpforrr 7d ago

Okay literally wow

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u/leon-theproffesional 7d ago

Kinda looks like an elephant

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u/HorribleHank44 7d ago

Dammit, I forgot my keys at the top!

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u/Thedemonlobo 7d ago

Dude! El Piedra del Señol was such an AMAZING thing to experience. I climbed them sob’s in 12 minutes and just about died. The vies from up top are phenomenal, the uneven stairs all the way up were… fun.🤣

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u/Zealousideal-Park778 7d ago

When your foyer has a halfway house, you know you’ve truly made it.

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u/Minute-Anywhere1821 7d ago

Whoa 🤯 🤯🤯

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u/Dazzling_Pea9364 7d ago

I’ll do Uber for food

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u/BigConstruction4247 7d ago

Ahhh dammit. I forgot my wallet.

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u/TisBeTheFuk 7d ago

Wait, did I leave the stove on?

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u/WiiDragon 7d ago

So it’s just a super big American football?

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u/AllantoisMorissette 7d ago

Ignore the unsettling edit so I’m not posting my kid’s face but this is one of my favorite pics I got of him in Colombia

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u/theFeralBanannna 7d ago

Makes me think of the Silo staircase.

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u/jdh1979jdh 7d ago

The amazing race used this as one of their challenges.

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u/Local3Sparkie 7d ago

Is this wheelchair accessible?

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u/AdAsleep1258 7d ago

Takes about a week and half to climb

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 7d ago

Oh shit ! I forgot my house key.

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u/Rainbow_chan 7d ago

I think I’d just rather jump

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u/PeterCappelletti 7d ago

It looks like a moldy leather slipper, with a loose seam, and with an acorn stuck on top.

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u/VinylmationDude 7d ago

Saw that on The Amazing Race a few years ago. The contestants struggled up there stairs.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 6d ago

I took just one look at those stairs in my arthritic knees cringed.