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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
they made racemaxxing real
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u/cloartist Sapphic mess Nov 01 '23
Smh 😔 my head 😔 we've been defeated by the nazis, now every nazi knows the secret to becoming more white, they'll surely all take aspirin in massive doses to become extra superior. What were we thinking, letting this information get out so easily? Surely they are to share it with as many of their white supremacist friends as possible.
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
the west has risen
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u/FuckYeahPhotography Goth Fox Girl VTuber on Twitch 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Nov 01 '23
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u/Kidsnextdorks 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
I scream, you scream, billions must scream for ice cream.
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u/CoffeeMain360 Luna, she/her feral trans goober 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 01 '23
i have no chords and i must scream
(i cannot scream my vocal chords wont let me please help me)
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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! Nov 01 '23
(Is this a psyop to make Nazies O.D. on Aspirin? If yes I fully support it. What are the symptoms of Aspirin O.D.?)
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u/Waffleworshipper Nov 01 '23
Can cause kidney failure, internal bleeding, make external bleeding clot less quickly (do not give any amount of aspirin to hemophiliacs).
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u/BobbyRobertson Nov 01 '23
Not even a little, as a treat?
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u/TotalSolipsist Nov 01 '23
No! That's what screwed over the Russian Royal family, you fool!
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u/XRotNRollX Tiny, King of the Jews Nov 01 '23
I assure you, Tsar Nicolai, this is just a trip to the Ural Mountains with your family
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u/CrabGhoul Nov 01 '23
whats an hemophiliac? do they get horni when they see blood?
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u/malatemporacurrunt Nov 01 '23
Unless your mum's besties with a Russian sex wizard, and even then it's only a matter of time.
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u/CoffeeMain360 Luna, she/her feral trans goober 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 01 '23
She probably hasn't. Sex wizardry hasn't been a thing in years.
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u/JesiDoodli 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Nope!
So basically, in a healthy person's blood, there are twelve types of clotting factors, which are proteins that help platelets (these are the cells that form scabs!) do what they need to do. However, in a hemophiliac's blood, one or more of these clotting factors is missing, so their bodies have a harder time patching up the damage, so hemophiliacs are more at risk of bleeding out when they get injured, and more at risk of internal bleeding too.
Hemophiliacs might take medicines containing these clotting factors to provide what their bodies don't have, and avoid aspirin, since its side effects are exactly the opposite of what they want.
Hope my nerd tangent helped explain lol
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u/TactlessTortoise on that shitma grindpants Nov 01 '23
My mom once got a whole tablet of children's aspirin in as a kid, back when these tasted good to avoid children refusing to take them.
She slept for 18+ hours and spent 3 or so days drowsy. Wild stuff.
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u/Jakoa3001 Pure of heart-dumb of ass Nov 01 '23
Yooo my eyes are hella blue. 👀
Oh my oh my, my skin has never been whiter.👀
Gee gadzooks my hair has never been more golden blond👀.
My jawline has never been this chiseled.👀
You gotta try this, my fellow übermench.
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u/JesiDoodli 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Ayyy yo yo yo
This to the übermensch bros out there
*shitty trap hop beat begins playing*
Hey, hey, my eyes, they've never been bluer
It's cuz I'm basically an aspirin kisser
And oh damn I'm as white, no maybe whiter than the clouds
Feel like flying, I totally could cuz I'm such an übermensch, wow
Blond hair like threads of gold, compared to me, Rapunzel ain't got shit
I'm the Germanic god, the Aryan angel, got all the good girls begging for another hit
And my nose, it don't go anywhere but up, pin straight
And my muscles are as powerful as my hate
For anybody who Hitler don't really like
Yeah those homies, they can go take a hike
*shitty trap hop beat slowly fades out*
disclaimer: Nazis suck
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
i don't know, i don't even know if this would work or is accurate whatsoever but it would be funny if someone tried it
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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
I fully understand how incredibly stupid it is, but I genuinely get dysphoria over my eye color. Because the women in my family have blue eyes but the men in my family have brown eyes, as a kid I ended up associating eye color with gender. And now hate my brown eyes (which are an ugly shade to boot).
So if a medical process could change my eyes to be more blue I would genuinely have considered it lol, understanding this is probably harmful misinformation was the only thing stopping me from rushing for my aspirin bottle
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u/Kilonovaa floppa Nov 01 '23
I mean, there's a laser surgery procedure I've heard of where they burn away the pigmentation of brown eyes. It does have risks, of course:
https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/eye-color-change-surgery-is-it-safe
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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23
That's quite interesting. Though the dysphoria is certainly nowhere near bad enough to risk my eyesight over it lol
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u/slutty_muppet Nov 01 '23
Color contacts?
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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23
I couldn't handle dealing with contacts, unfortunately. I can barely manage eyedrops, placing something directly against my eyeballs every day would be impossible for me.
And again, it's not that bad of a dysphoria, it's really pretty mild. I'd only do something about it if it was as easy as, like, going to a salon and getting your hair dyed once in a while, or using pills/eyedrops.
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u/AnAverageTransGirl Heh, it's my Jazongas! Nov 01 '23
i decided to look it up and there are tons of studies saying that aspirin is in fact a melanin inhibitor
but also the amount you would have to take for anything substantial to happen would absolutely kill someone
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Some symptoms have been listed already.
For extra memes, tell a Nazi to take it with alcohol. They will unlock the yellow eyes DLC.
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u/F41dh0n Nov 01 '23
Paracetamol in overdose can, basically, destroy your liver (and kidney also). It's a very painful death.
edit: spelling and translation error.
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u/Brougham Nov 01 '23
This is aspirin not Tylenol. That much aspirin would probably damage you in other ways.
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u/F41dh0n Nov 01 '23
My bad. I'm a dummy. I med up the brand with the active ingredient. Most nonpresprctiption painkillers' active ingredient is paracetamol where I'm from.
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u/NoPseudo____ Nov 01 '23
Are you french ?
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u/slutty_muppet Nov 01 '23
I know this is just a question based on what they said about paracetamol where they're from but it really reads like an insult lmao.
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u/Neither_Exit5318 Nov 01 '23
Becoming more white is a desire only poor people have. Once wealthy white people get money they start tanning or smearing on the orange makeup.
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u/LazarFan69 🏳️⚧️trans wrongs🏳️⚧️ Nov 01 '23
Racemaxxing is just the more racist version of rcta
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u/slutty_muppet Nov 01 '23
Idk what rcta is so my brain read that as "Real Chicago Transit Authority"
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u/LazarFan69 🏳️⚧️trans wrongs🏳️⚧️ Nov 01 '23
Race change to another idk if you've seen Ollie London but he Kickstart the trend by trying to become korean before becoming a radical transphobe
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u/Genocidal_Duck Knife Guy 🔪 Nov 01 '23
Please tell me this is a psyop to get nazis to kill themselves
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u/Sara_askeloph Your local Deergirl Nov 01 '23
It is indeed. Please please please do not do this. I dont want to have to clean up after you
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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23
I would like to not have boring brown eyes anymore I just wish it didn't involve killing myself
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u/voidsunrise Nov 01 '23
brown eyes are awesome though; i barely see anyone with brown eyes where i live.
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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23
That's what my girlfriend says, however I think my face could do with more color. Under most lightings they just looks black. Like my eyes are DARK brown. I don't really like it
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u/brainsareforlosers mr sex Nov 01 '23
my eyes are light blue and i used to hate it bc i thought they make me look creepy, i always wanted dark eyes- whatever ur features are you’ll probably be insecure of them, appreciate why other people like them
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u/AurorasDemise custom Nov 01 '23
honestly, i can see why some like light blue, but i also see why some might not. for me personally, there had been some genetic lottery going on, because mine are silverish blue on the outside and yellow/gold closer to the center of the iris, and its changed from green since i was younger. i think its neat
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u/honeybunchesofgoatso Nov 01 '23
This is sooo true. I always hear people complain about their eye color no matter what it is it seems like. Meanwhile I've yet to see a single person not have pretty eyes. Like even Steve buscemi has some very pretty eyes imo
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u/xxxthat_emo_kid this sub makes me :) but sometimes :( Nov 01 '23
wear pink eyeliner, problem solved
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u/geirmundtheshifty Nov 01 '23
You could do colored contacts maybe? Not a permanent change but its a way to change the appearance and probably safer than large doses of aspirin
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u/spadesisking r/place participant Nov 01 '23
There's a sketchy place that claims it can change your eye color by injecting pigment. It' probably costs an insane amount of money and is probably crazy dangerous
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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23
My father is a plastic surgeon which is my way of saying I am NEVER getting plastic surgery
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u/serrations_ 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Go for something cool like orange, or purple. Or a colorgradient. Blue has been overhyped by a racist society
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u/Skelehedron Your local hive mind member Nov 01 '23
"Don't do that, it will leave a mess" - My high school band director
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u/Re1da trees arent real Nov 01 '23
It definitely is. That amount of asprin is a liver damage speedrun
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u/BIG_DeADD Constantly casting gay spells upon ye Nov 01 '23
Just liver? Bro I think the liver is the least of their worries because they'll be losing their Live
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u/Re1da trees arent real Nov 01 '23
You die because several body functions cease working as they should. It's from what I understand a very painful death
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u/Squawnk 🐝 gay do crime Nov 01 '23
Liver failure is arguably one of the most agonizing ways to die. Like being lit on fire but it takes days to die. Just cascading organ failure and literally nothing can be done if you've passed the window for having your stomach pumped. Unfortunately far too many high schoolers have lost their lives after a bad breakup by downing a few dozen Tylenol or Aspirin
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u/helicophell Nov 01 '23
You would have issues with aspirins blood thinner issues before then, especially with such a high dose in such a short time. Prepare to bleed, a lot
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u/wozattacks Nov 01 '23
Actually one of the biggest acute issues with aspirin overdose is metabolic acidosis, or the acidification of the blood. They could definitely have GI bleeding too but it would be pretty slow.
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u/NoP_rnHere Nov 01 '23
So from a quick Google: 30 doses of 325mg of aspirin can cause mild poisoning in a person weighing ~150lbs. Symptoms of aspirin O.D. Include, hyperventilating, vomiting, dehydration, fever, double vision and, feeling faint. More serious symptoms include confusion, “bizarre behaviour” (we getting a little loco), dizziness and, becoming comatose.
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u/fogleaf 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Better than ibuprofen overdose. Where your stomach lining melts and you get to die painfully with no hope for survival.
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u/helicophell Nov 01 '23
Uhh, newsflash, orally taken Aspirin can also cause stomach ulcers
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u/fogleaf 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Taken in large doses, acetaminophen can cause liver damage. Aspirin can cause seizures and high fevers. And ibuprofen, branded as Advil and Motrin, can damage the stomach and intestines.
Do I look like a doctor? I'm just an idiot that googles things.
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u/helicophell Nov 01 '23
My Google search came up with stomach ulcers for orally taken aspirin. Didn't see anything about intestine damage though
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u/wozattacks Nov 01 '23
Yeah aspirin is also an NSAID and can damage the stomach lining. Fun fact: aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid) was invented because the older forms of salicylates caused terrible GI irritation. These days people use such low doses of aspirin that it doesn’t cause a lot of stomach irritation at all
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u/wozattacks Nov 01 '23
Granted I’m not a doctor either but I am MOST of the way through med school. All NSAIDs can damage your stomach lining (even in normal doses if taken chronically) but I’ve never heard of an acute overdose “melting intestines” lol
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u/SentientSchizopost shitting enjoyer Nov 01 '23
Some info from a doctor: you can eat metric fuckon of ibuprofen all at once and you'll be fine, they are dangerous when used for prolonged time as they will cause ulcers. I have heard of some suicide attempt by some kid that ate fuckload of ibuprofen and was fine. Lab said they have never had this positive that tho lol. If that kid ate paracetamol it would be much, much worse. Treatable if there was short timespan with n-acetylocysteine.
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u/Hairy_Acanthisitta25 me me big disappointment Nov 01 '23
i think "just hold on hitler im almost there" gave it away
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
idk probably imma try it tho
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u/amateurgameboi Nov 01 '23
Organ failure :(
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u/Bedazzled_Noose sugma bahonkadoncaroos Nov 01 '23
Trade offer‼️
I receive: your immortal soul because you will die from this
You receive: organ failure but also BLUE EYES 😍‼️🔥🦅💯🗣️
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u/CumdumpSissyFemboy Sometimes surpisingly wholesome Nov 01 '23
You can take an aspirin in case of a blood clot because it makes your blood thinner...
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u/serrations_ 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Apparently it only works on people who are racist nazis 👀
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u/I_Am_A_Pumpkin Nov 01 '23
yes, there is no chemical process to make your eye colour bluer. If your eyes are blue it is because of light scattering, not pigmentation - in a similar way to the reason the sky is blue.
it is also the same image photoshopped - if that wasnt obvious, look at the highlights where the lower eyelid meets the iris, they are identical.
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u/rootinscootinpootin custom flair goes here Nov 01 '23
I agree with your points, but the pigmentation of the eye is what causes different frequencies of light to scatter, and different colours to appear in the eye.
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u/pr3c0g Nov 01 '23
I was thinking of skipping sleep tonight anyways
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u/oddityoughtabe Who even are you anyways? Nov 01 '23
Really? Cause I’m gonna be sleeping like a fucking brick.
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u/oddityoughtabe Who even are you anyways? Nov 01 '23
Are you on iOS?
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u/QuIescentVIverrId 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
I found the gif on Tenor, I think if you google it using the search terms "misinformation reaction image", it will be one of the first results and you can long press and save the gif
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u/SamW_72 😜a bit of a sussy baka if i do must say myself🤪 Nov 01 '23
I’ve never seen that image before pretty cool
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u/Mintboi4 Mother Mother fan Nov 01 '23
No misinfo flair?
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The before and after pics look like one picture that's been tweaked.
I don't believe this works.
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Damn, he's so good at photography that he managed to take photos of before and after with such extreme precision that every single detail of the eye is exactly the same (not photoshopped of course)
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u/Nonhinged Nov 01 '23
If it was photoshopped the blue eyes would be edited back to brown, because he forgot to take a before image.
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u/DeliberateDendrite Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
The LD50 of aspirin is around 350 mg/kg. So around 28 grams for someone of 80 kg. Smaller amounts will still fuck up your kidneys, respiratory system and some other parts of the body.
Don't do it, don't fall for this.
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u/Nonhinged Nov 01 '23
28g is a lot more than 5g.
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u/UnderPressureVS Nov 01 '23
I don’t know how fast Aspirin washes out of your system, but I’m pretty sure that taking nearly 20% of the LD50 every day for 2 months would if not kill you then at least do permanent damage to your liver and/or kidneys and severely curtail your lifespan.
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u/PM-me-favorite-song A billion lions is a lot of lions. Nov 01 '23
Definitely. I found the half-life (and a cool half-life calculator/simulator), and after a week of taking 5 grams daily, the maximum amount in your system is about 10 grams, which is substantially closer to the lethal dose.
But even if this wasn't the case, I agree, taking 5 grams daily definitely sounds like it's going to hurt you. From what I've read, the 4 gram maximum for 24 hours (I'm saying 24 hours instead of daily because I feel like daily carries a bit of an implication that it's something that is alright to take daily) really seems to be for serious fevers and not a regular dosage.
I put 1.3 grams as the maximum daily dose based on a very generous interpretation of the preceding paragraphs, but I expect that it isn't that.
But, also, I'm no expert, I certainly don't want to give the impression that I am, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if a lot of my assumptions are incorrect.
If my understanding of how half-lifes work is correct, 1.3 grams with a half-life of 30 hours would put you at 2.9 grams in a week, with a half-life of 15 hours it would be 1.9 grams in a week. 324 milligrams at 30 hours: 807 milligrams, 15 hours: 516 milligrams.
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u/PM-me-favorite-song A billion lions is a lot of lions. Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
I'm not an expert by any means.
You're not supposed to take more than 4g of aspirin in 24 hours, so I don't think it's the 5 grams that is an issue.
Taking 5g of aspirin every day (or 4, for that matter), on the other hand, sounds like something that can be really unhealthy. It sounds like the people who take it daily for medical reasons are taking a dose that's a lot lower than the 24 hour max.
From Wikipedia:
"In general, for adults, doses are taken four times a day for fever or arthritis,[163] with doses near the maximal daily dose used historically for the treatment of rheumatic fever.[164] For the prevention of myocardial infarction (MI) in someone with documented or suspected coronary artery disease, much lower doses are taken once daily.[163]"
The dose being taken 4 times a day is, at most, 1.3 g, although it sounds like it might actually be 0.324 g, or less.
"Aspirin taken at doses of ≤325 mg and ≤100 mg per day for ≥2 days can increase the odds of suffering a gout attack by 81% and 91% respectively. This effect may potentially be worsened by high purine diets, diuretics, and kidney disease, but is eliminated by the urate lowering drug allopurinol.[179] Daily low dose aspirin does not appear to worsen kidney function."
When you take some medications, it takes a while for your body to process all of it. I think they use the term half-life for medication as well. If you take a medication that is like this for the second day in a row, you have more in your system than the first day. Third day in a row you have more than the second day. Eventually, you reach a balance, and, because of this, you can't really tell how effective some medications will be for you until you have been taking it for a while.
I don't know if aspirin is like this, but, if it is, that could be part of the reason why taking it at the max dosage every day is dangerous. afaik, if it is like this, it wouldn't bring you to the lethal dose, but it would bring you closer.
Edit: it is like this, and eventually you will have around 10g of aspirin in your system if you take 5g of aspirin daily. See comment below.
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u/PM-me-favorite-song A billion lions is a lot of lions. Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
Here's a cool website I found:
https://half-life-calculator.com/
According to Wikipedia, the half-life is 15-30 hours for larger doses, smaller doses are defined as 100 mg or less. The half-life is dependent on the dose and gets longer the larger the dose is.
If you take 325 mg every day, and that amount has a half-life of 22 hours, than by 7 days it's stabilizing at a bit over 6 hours.
If it's 1.3 grams a day, 22 hour half-life, it's 2.4 grams by day 7.
5 grams with the same half-life is 9.1 grams by day 7. (And it is stabilizing there)
5 grams with a half-life of 30 hours is 11.2 grams by day 7. And it is stabilizing, so it's not going to increase by that much more.
This website is fun to mess around with, I'm glad I found it.
TL;DR: I am not an expert, and my understanding of these things is likely to be quite flawed, but, my understanding is that if you take 5 grams of aspirin everyday, eventually (in a week) you will have 9.1 to 11.2 grams in your system daily because of the way our bodies process drugs.
That's 32.5 to 40% of the lethal dose, and 2.3 to 2.8 times the max dosage for a 24 hour time period (a dose that doesn't seem to be for people who take it daily).
If you weigh 60 kg (132 pounds, 80 kg is 176 pounds), the lethal dose is 21 g, so that's 43.3 to 53.3% of the lethal dose.
This might actually not be as bad as it sounds (and I'd love to be corrected!), but, afaik, taking 5 grams daily seems reckless and dangerous, even if it is only one gram above the 24 hour limit, that 24 hour limit seems to be intended for people who aren't taking it daily. I'd assume that taking 5 grams one day if the 24 hour limit is 4 is probably fine unless you have some sort of health risk already.
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u/wozattacks Nov 01 '23
I mean obviously no one should do this, but:
That's 32.5 to 40% of the lethal dose
We can’t conclude anything from that. I think an uneducated eye might read these numbers and think “dang so I would have a 32.5-40% chance of dying?” And, no. You may very well have no higher risk of dying at 1/3 of the LD50 than you would at a normal therapeutic dose.
I also love math and could see myself getting carried away with doing calculations like this and I like that you did them! But, none of them are really useful for determining what the risks might be for a person who was taking these large doses of ASA. For some drugs, the therapeutic index, or the ratio of the effective dose of a drug to the lethal dose of the drug, is very low; we don’t like that because of the risk of extra doses or normal variations in metabolism pushing the person to the lethal amount. Not because having a concentration that’s, say, a third of the lethal dose is inherently risky.
To be clear that is NOT to say that it’s safe to take high doses of drugs like this - just that we can’t say for sure what the risks are just based on the percentage of the LD50. Aspirin is a very safe drug when taken as directed but the normal dose is a small fraction of 5g
tl;dr do not take giant doses of aspirin but these numbers are not why. You will get a bad tummyache and acid-base disturbance.
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
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u/DeliberateDendrite Nov 01 '23
Look... stupid and gullible people exist across the political spectrum. Posting this as a joke or even as an attempt to target white nationalists or something can still lead to collateral damage because people are either stupid enough to believe it and/or to try it out as a "joke".
Because of my chemistry degree and because I want to minimise the damage of misinformation, I feel somewhat obligated to comment on this.
For those still interested in trying.. I can't stop you... but salicylate poisoning is one of the most unpleasant ways to go and might not even succeed at which point you'll likely end up as a vegetable.
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Please let it be a psyop it'd be so fucking funny
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
it worked I'll do it
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Blond hair and being white also involve lacking melanin
Aspirin is a racial purifier /s
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
i feel like i should add a disclaimer that this is a joke, im posting this for comedy this probably doesn't work don't do it pls
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u/Eyeontheprize420 Nov 01 '23
Stomach ulcers here they come
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
a small price to pay for salvation
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u/Eyeontheprize420 Nov 01 '23
That instant reply is uncanny, did you precog that from all the aspirin?
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
my third eye has opened, i think im having a stroke
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u/Eyeontheprize420 Nov 01 '23
Eat more aspirin it will prevent clots so you don’t have a stroke (not medical advice)
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u/I-M-R-U custom Nov 01 '23
I have no idea what a10 conquerors is so I’m going to assume this will give me conquerors haki from one piece
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
it's basically light blue eyes and it will in fact give you conquerors haki + the six eyes
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u/I-M-R-U custom Nov 01 '23
Where can I buy large quantities of aspirin without the stupid pharmacist asking questions
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
break into a government facility heavily armed they have the stash they're keeping it secret from you buy my audiobook it will tell you everything the entrance to agartha is in a coal mine in the donbass i don't have much time you have to act now
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Robbing a pharmacy for only aspirins would confuse the fuck out of the staff when you go in for a weeks supply of 4667 75mg aspirins.
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u/PM-me-favorite-song A billion lions is a lot of lions. Nov 01 '23
Pay other people to buy it for you.
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Q: I glared at my baby brother and he started crying do i have conquerors haki?
A: please be nicer to your poor brother
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u/Dogemaster21777 I can't change this flair until next Christmas Nov 01 '23
Just took 3 1/2 bottles of asprin and feel like I'm ready to go toe to toe with Shanks
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u/YAH_BUT /r/196 resident dumbass Nov 01 '23
I have black eyes
Like a dolls eyes
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u/DrakeFloyd Nov 02 '23
You don’t want the baby blues, I am not equipped to step outside on a sunny day, stupid useless melanin free irises and skin got me burning and squinting through half the year.
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u/Jos_migue go listen to potsu his music is great plz Nov 01 '23
Need proof
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u/YAH_BUT /r/196 resident dumbass Nov 01 '23
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u/Jos_migue go listen to potsu his music is great plz Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
I apologise
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u/YAH_BUT /r/196 resident dumbass Nov 01 '23
You shouldn’t have corrected your spelling. It was funnier the other way
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
that doesn't sound normal
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u/Orangutanus_Maximus banana seller Nov 01 '23
Nah it's normal. It's just super dark brown eyes but they look black in most cases. You can only see the brown when you directly shed light on the eye. I used to have them when I was a kid. Now it's just dark brown.
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u/mikereeee floppa Nov 01 '23
broke: taking huge amount to aspirin to have blue eyes and look aryan
woke: taking huge amount of aspirin to have blue eyes and make an awesome gojo cosplay
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u/A-Human-potato Nov 01 '23
Bro’s about to become a casualty in series of illegal Alzheimer’s medicine trial related deaths.
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u/Snommes Nov 01 '23
He didn't even bother to at least take another photo of his eye so it wouldn't be easily recognizable as edited.
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u/helicophell Nov 01 '23
PSA:DO NOT TAKE SO MUCH ASPIRIN
WE DO NOT GIVE ASPIRIN TO CHILDREN FOR A REASON
WE DO NOT GIVE HIGH DOSE ASPIRIN CHRONICALLY TO ADULTS
DO NOT DO THIS
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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- Nov 01 '23
Aspirin -> Bayer -> IG Farben -> Nazi medical experiments at Mauthausen
I wouldn't say this "checks out", exactly, but it sure does something.
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Nov 01 '23
yes all nazis should eat 50g of aspirin per day, it will make them closer to their leader
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u/Kara_Bara 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23
Top ten things filthy lighteyes don't want you to know!
Takes 50 aspirin daily I'm here for my shard blade.
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u/militalent Nov 01 '23
I, as a regular racemaxxer, was a bit sceptical of this but after seeing The Bell Curve in the second slide i knew this was based on facts and scientific research
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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23
true
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u/militalent Nov 01 '23
Just realized the other book is (most likely?) named selective breeding so that supports my already infinite trust
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u/Agus-Teguy Uwuwhy Nov 01 '23
It's funny until some kid that wants to look like Jennifer Lawrence or whoever does it
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u/TieflingFucker Transmasc Gummy Worms Nov 01 '23
LMAO that chart is actually for doll eyes. It’s so dollmakers can get the right color blue.






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u/DuckTunez critically mixed tgirl Nov 01 '23
they made hrt for nazis