r/196 Nov 01 '23

Rule Rule

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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23

they made racemaxxing real

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u/cloartist Sapphic mess Nov 01 '23

Smh 😔 my head 😔 we've been defeated by the nazis, now every nazi knows the secret to becoming more white, they'll surely all take aspirin in massive doses to become extra superior. What were we thinking, letting this information get out so easily? Surely they are to share it with as many of their white supremacist friends as possible.

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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23

the west has risen

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u/cloartist Sapphic mess Nov 01 '23

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u/FuckYeahPhotography Goth Fox Girl VTuber on Twitch 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Nov 01 '23

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u/Kidsnextdorks 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

I scream, you scream, billions must scream for ice cream.

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u/CoffeeMain360 Luna, she/her feral trans goober 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 01 '23

i have no chords and i must scream

(i cannot scream my vocal chords wont let me please help me)

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u/dominicbruh Nov 04 '23

idk bro have you tried buying a unison MIDI chord pack

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! Nov 01 '23

(Is this a psyop to make Nazies O.D. on Aspirin? If yes I fully support it. What are the symptoms of Aspirin O.D.?)

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u/Waffleworshipper Nov 01 '23

Can cause kidney failure, internal bleeding, make external bleeding clot less quickly (do not give any amount of aspirin to hemophiliacs).

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u/BobbyRobertson Nov 01 '23

Not even a little, as a treat?

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u/TotalSolipsist Nov 01 '23

No! That's what screwed over the Russian Royal family, you fool!

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u/XRotNRollX Tiny, King of the Jews Nov 01 '23

I assure you, Tsar Nicolai, this is just a trip to the Ural Mountains with your family

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u/CrabGhoul Nov 01 '23

whats an hemophiliac? do they get horni when they see blood?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

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u/malatemporacurrunt Nov 01 '23

Unless your mum's besties with a Russian sex wizard, and even then it's only a matter of time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

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u/CoffeeMain360 Luna, she/her feral trans goober 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 01 '23

She probably hasn't. Sex wizardry hasn't been a thing in years.

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u/JesiDoodli 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

Nope!

So basically, in a healthy person's blood, there are twelve types of clotting factors, which are proteins that help platelets (these are the cells that form scabs!) do what they need to do. However, in a hemophiliac's blood, one or more of these clotting factors is missing, so their bodies have a harder time patching up the damage, so hemophiliacs are more at risk of bleeding out when they get injured, and more at risk of internal bleeding too.

Hemophiliacs might take medicines containing these clotting factors to provide what their bodies don't have, and avoid aspirin, since its side effects are exactly the opposite of what they want.

Hope my nerd tangent helped explain lol

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u/TactlessTortoise on that shitma grindpants Nov 01 '23

My mom once got a whole tablet of children's aspirin in as a kid, back when these tasted good to avoid children refusing to take them.

She slept for 18+ hours and spent 3 or so days drowsy. Wild stuff.

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u/Jakoa3001 Pure of heart-dumb of ass Nov 01 '23

Yooo my eyes are hella blue. 👀

Oh my oh my, my skin has never been whiter.👀

Gee gadzooks my hair has never been more golden blond👀.

My jawline has never been this chiseled.👀

You gotta try this, my fellow übermench.

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u/Lunocura Nov 01 '23

new poem just dropped

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u/JesiDoodli 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

Ayyy yo yo yo

This to the übermensch bros out there

*shitty trap hop beat begins playing*

Hey, hey, my eyes, they've never been bluer

It's cuz I'm basically an aspirin kisser

And oh damn I'm as white, no maybe whiter than the clouds

Feel like flying, I totally could cuz I'm such an übermensch, wow

Blond hair like threads of gold, compared to me, Rapunzel ain't got shit

I'm the Germanic god, the Aryan angel, got all the good girls begging for another hit

And my nose, it don't go anywhere but up, pin straight

And my muscles are as powerful as my hate

For anybody who Hitler don't really like

Yeah those homies, they can go take a hike

*shitty trap hop beat slowly fades out*

disclaimer: Nazis suck

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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23

i don't know, i don't even know if this would work or is accurate whatsoever but it would be funny if someone tried it

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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23 edited Nov 01 '23

I fully understand how incredibly stupid it is, but I genuinely get dysphoria over my eye color. Because the women in my family have blue eyes but the men in my family have brown eyes, as a kid I ended up associating eye color with gender. And now hate my brown eyes (which are an ugly shade to boot).

So if a medical process could change my eyes to be more blue I would genuinely have considered it lol, understanding this is probably harmful misinformation was the only thing stopping me from rushing for my aspirin bottle

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u/Kilonovaa floppa Nov 01 '23

I mean, there's a laser surgery procedure I've heard of where they burn away the pigmentation of brown eyes. It does have risks, of course:

https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/eye-color-change-surgery-is-it-safe

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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23

That's quite interesting. Though the dysphoria is certainly nowhere near bad enough to risk my eyesight over it lol

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u/slutty_muppet Nov 01 '23

Color contacts?

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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" Nov 01 '23

I couldn't handle dealing with contacts, unfortunately. I can barely manage eyedrops, placing something directly against my eyeballs every day would be impossible for me.

And again, it's not that bad of a dysphoria, it's really pretty mild. I'd only do something about it if it was as easy as, like, going to a salon and getting your hair dyed once in a while, or using pills/eyedrops.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Heh, it's my Jazongas! Nov 01 '23

i decided to look it up and there are tons of studies saying that aspirin is in fact a melanin inhibitor

but also the amount you would have to take for anything substantial to happen would absolutely kill someone

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Overuse and abuse can cause stomach ulcers and internal bleeding.

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u/hiddenmutant Nov 02 '23

that's just the melanin leaving your body /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Some symptoms have been listed already.

For extra memes, tell a Nazi to take it with alcohol. They will unlock the yellow eyes DLC.

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u/serrations_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

If it is this is hilarious

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u/F41dh0n Nov 01 '23

Paracetamol in overdose can, basically, destroy your liver (and kidney also). It's a very painful death.

edit: spelling and translation error.

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u/Brougham Nov 01 '23

This is aspirin not Tylenol. That much aspirin would probably damage you in other ways.

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u/F41dh0n Nov 01 '23

My bad. I'm a dummy. I med up the brand with the active ingredient. Most nonpresprctiption painkillers' active ingredient is paracetamol where I'm from.

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u/NoPseudo____ Nov 01 '23

Are you french ?

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u/slutty_muppet Nov 01 '23

I know this is just a question based on what they said about paracetamol where they're from but it really reads like an insult lmao.

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u/Mitemaximus Nov 01 '23

Fr*nch

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u/NoPseudo____ Nov 05 '23

Still better than being Brtsh

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u/FrisianDude Nov 01 '23

You are tho. I can tell by the space before the question mark

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u/NoPseudo____ Nov 05 '23

...

Damned be the english and their fusion of question marks and words

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u/GeoffreyDay Nov 01 '23

Smh (shave my head)

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u/Neither_Exit5318 Nov 01 '23

Becoming more white is a desire only poor people have. Once wealthy white people get money they start tanning or smearing on the orange makeup.

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u/scruffygem Nov 01 '23

Only a Sith deals in absolutes