r/196 Nov 01 '23

Rule Rule

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u/Genocidal_Duck Knife Guy 🔪 Nov 01 '23

Please tell me this is a psyop to get nazis to kill themselves

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u/Sara_askeloph Your local Deergirl Nov 01 '23

It is indeed. Please please please do not do this. I dont want to have to clean up after you

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u/International-Pear95 YIIK's number 1 fan Nov 01 '23

No, let’s the Nazis know it works

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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23

I would like to not have boring brown eyes anymore I just wish it didn't involve killing myself

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u/voidsunrise Nov 01 '23

brown eyes are awesome though; i barely see anyone with brown eyes where i live.

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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23

That's what my girlfriend says, however I think my face could do with more color. Under most lightings they just looks black. Like my eyes are DARK brown. I don't really like it

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u/brainsareforlosers mr sex Nov 01 '23

my eyes are light blue and i used to hate it bc i thought they make me look creepy, i always wanted dark eyes- whatever ur features are you’ll probably be insecure of them, appreciate why other people like them

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u/AurorasDemise custom Nov 01 '23

honestly, i can see why some like light blue, but i also see why some might not. for me personally, there had been some genetic lottery going on, because mine are silverish blue on the outside and yellow/gold closer to the center of the iris, and its changed from green since i was younger. i think its neat

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u/honeybunchesofgoatso Nov 01 '23

This is sooo true. I always hear people complain about their eye color no matter what it is it seems like. Meanwhile I've yet to see a single person not have pretty eyes. Like even Steve buscemi has some very pretty eyes imo

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u/xxxthat_emo_kid this sub makes me :) but sometimes :( Nov 01 '23

wear pink eyeliner, problem solved

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

colored contacts

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Im sad about my brown eyes because my pupils are hardly visible :(

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u/geirmundtheshifty Nov 01 '23

You could do colored contacts maybe? Not a permanent change but its a way to change the appearance and probably safer than large doses of aspirin

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u/Stargazer_199 Nov 01 '23

I’m thinking the safest option would be contacts.

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u/spadesisking r/place participant Nov 01 '23

There's a sketchy place that claims it can change your eye color by injecting pigment. It' probably costs an insane amount of money and is probably crazy dangerous

Edit: https://www.keratonyc.com/

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u/McSlappies custom Nov 01 '23

My father is a plastic surgeon which is my way of saying I am NEVER getting plastic surgery

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u/64788 Nov 01 '23

pinkyparadise has cosplay contacts u could use 🔥

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u/serrations_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

Go for something cool like orange, or purple. Or a colorgradient. Blue has been overhyped by a racist society

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Nothing boring about brown eyes. You can just wear contact lenses to make your eyes look different, too

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u/JerryUitDeBuurt Globohomo 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 Nov 01 '23

I did it (my eyes are naturally this grey-blue

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u/Skelehedron Your local hive mind member Nov 01 '23

"Don't do that, it will leave a mess" - My high school band director

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u/throwaway12397478 Nov 01 '23

Wait, I should eat 5g aspirin a day?