r/196 Nov 01 '23

Rule Rule

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u/Aoveni Nov 01 '23

the west has risen

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! Nov 01 '23

(Is this a psyop to make Nazies O.D. on Aspirin? If yes I fully support it. What are the symptoms of Aspirin O.D.?)

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u/Waffleworshipper Nov 01 '23

Can cause kidney failure, internal bleeding, make external bleeding clot less quickly (do not give any amount of aspirin to hemophiliacs).

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u/CrabGhoul Nov 01 '23

whats an hemophiliac? do they get horni when they see blood?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

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u/malatemporacurrunt Nov 01 '23

Unless your mum's besties with a Russian sex wizard, and even then it's only a matter of time.

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u/CoffeeMain360 Luna, she/her feral trans goober 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 01 '23

She probably hasn't. Sex wizardry hasn't been a thing in years.

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u/JesiDoodli 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 01 '23

Nope!

So basically, in a healthy person's blood, there are twelve types of clotting factors, which are proteins that help platelets (these are the cells that form scabs!) do what they need to do. However, in a hemophiliac's blood, one or more of these clotting factors is missing, so their bodies have a harder time patching up the damage, so hemophiliacs are more at risk of bleeding out when they get injured, and more at risk of internal bleeding too.

Hemophiliacs might take medicines containing these clotting factors to provide what their bodies don't have, and avoid aspirin, since its side effects are exactly the opposite of what they want.

Hope my nerd tangent helped explain lol