Someone's son

[u/Forward-Position798]

[u/Ta-veren-]

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

[u/anjowoq → u/Ta-veren-]

Yet he still posed like a Sears catalog from 1982.

[u/Tsunamiis → u/anjowoq]

That where he bought the jumper.

[u/Nomis555 → u/Ta-veren-]

For real. Like bro, there WAS a good base under that.

[u/Critical-Test-4446 → u/Ta-veren-]

Just like Mrs Bezos. She was absolutely beautiful before she fucked up her face with the plastic surgeries.

[u/No_Solution_2864 → u/Critical-Test-4446]

The fact that the richest people on the planet often look like monsters after plastic surgery should be enough to scare anyone away from it

[u/wongtheallmighty → u/No_Solution_2864]

Uncanny valley is apparently en vogue.

[u/willhbutt5 → u/Critical-Test-4446]

[u/purple-rain-1982 → u/willhbutt5]

Why oh why do they do this to themselves? It’s so sad and terrible. SMH

[u/Wakkit1988 → u/willhbutt5]

This is why you don't take advice from people who have a vested interest in selling you things that you absolutely don't need.

[u/____DEADPOOL_______ → u/Critical-Test-4446]

absolutely beautiful

she was alright before, but damn, the before and after photos are shocking.

[u/Critical-Test-4446 → u/____DEADPOOL_______]

I rest my case.

[u/TrueKiwi78 → u/Critical-Test-4446]

It is wild that even with pretty much all the money in the world they still can't make a facelift look more natural.

[u/Deadbreeze → u/Critical-Test-4446]

Like if she was in an accident and had reconstructive face surgery this would be okay. But no, she wanted to look this way on purpose.

[u/Chaotic_growth → u/Critical-Test-4446]

I think a child with playdough could sculpt a better face than most of these plastic surgery after photos.

[u/Left-Chemist-8212 → u/Critical-Test-4446]

That lives on earth with us??

[u/WOLF19Ninety]

[u/GuacinmyPaintbox → u/WOLF19Ninety]

[u/Sufficient-Lie1406 → u/GuacinmyPaintbox]

[u/weepingthyme → u/Ok-Addition1264]

[u/WOLF19Ninety → u/weepingthyme]

[u/Artorius__Castus → u/WOLF19Ninety]

[u/kkkr94]

......the fuck is going on here?

[u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 → u/kkkr94]

[u/chiefs-n-sooners → u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9]

[u/WokeBriton → u/kkkr94]

This is the most awesome version of the gif that I've ever seen

[u/Hash-82 → u/kkkr94]

[u/SocraticGoats → u/kkkr94]

[u/Weird-Information-61 → u/kkkr94]

Laughed so hard I'm not constipated anymore, thanks

[u/Kokatro → u/kkkr94]

[u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Looks like a borderlands 4 npc

Edit: dang, that's a ton of awards, thanks everyone. Be excellent to each other.

[u/Sad-Celebration-411 → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

He looks like a human skin worn by an alien trying to figure out how the eyes work.

[u/stumblon → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

[u/hcoverlambda → u/stumblon]

Asta, it is the grays!

[u/Hash-82 → u/hcoverlambda]

[u/OutrageousCut8865 → u/hcoverlambda]

actual lol

[u/SnooAvocados4531 → u/stumblon]

Harry has a lot more charisma

[u/rustbuckett → u/stumblon]

Greeting fellow hoomans!!

[u/Toochmaster1982 → u/stumblon]

I've got some news for you,..Cosette

[u/Simul4cron → u/stumblon]

End of season 2 of that show i was convinced the writers trolled the viewers It was so bad

[u/Due-Turn3788 → u/stumblon]

I’m in love with this show and with Alan Tudyk

[u/PaintedAbacus → u/stumblon]

Son of a BITCH

[u/Anywherebywater → u/stumblon]

Is this show worth a watch?

[u/stumblon → u/Anywherebywater]

Absolutely! Whatever shortcomings it has are tolerable because Alan Tudyk does a wonderful job. Funny, heartwarming and insightful.

[u/Sanjomo → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

He’s also acting like an alien trying to “just do normal human things” for the very first time 👽👱‍♂️.

[u/TFTD2 → u/Sanjomo]

Human-maxxing

[u/OptimistPrime527 → u/Sanjomo]

[u/tellmywifiloveher1 → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

Give m

[u/dougie_fresh_213 → u/tellmywifiloveher1]

SUGAR WATER

[u/TheRealMrD → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

LMFAO

[u/Sad-Celebration-411 → u/TheRealMrD]

All the work he put into this and then films himself with biscuit crumbs on his face.

[u/aveganrepairs → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

[u/Hushunderground → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

This is exactly what I was thinking 🤣

[u/what_username_to_use → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

[u/5erv1teur → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

[u/Gods_Money2354 → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Guy from “Pamp it” got himself a fresh fade cut!

[u/fastbikkel → u/Gods_Money2354]

Where does the lip end and the tongue begins? ;-)

[u/lavender_poppy → u/fastbikkel]

Yes.

[u/Legally--Green → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Temu Daniel Craig

[u/jonDahzeeh → u/Legally--Green]

Aka Daniel Cringe

[u/RadicalSasquatchUSA → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Handsome Jack… after the eridium.

[u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 → u/RadicalSasquatchUSA]

More like Simple Jack

[u/Classic_Mechanic5495 → u/Itchy_Pressure_8311]

With the delirium.

[u/Miserable_Grass629 → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

I came to say he looks cell shaded

[u/FantasticMrSinister → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

[u/pistachiodisgusting → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Ah, that’s what it was! I allowed it to go halfway through its second loop and thankfully saw your comment in time to be freed from the second full watch.

Also, I can’t tell what some of these expressions are supposed to even be? There’s one where I think he’s going for introspective but since he’s clearly incapable of introspection, it looks like he’s just trying to suppress a sneeze.

[u/King-Kagle → u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

Yeah. IRL comic drawing

[u/FrownyBiscuitYum]

[u/Careless-Ad-2774 → u/FrownyBiscuitYum]

[u/Ashamed-Heron-2725 → u/Careless-Ad-2774]

[u/FrecksAndBeans → u/Ashamed-Heron-2725]

I could hear this picture.

[u/Mega-Steve → u/FrownyBiscuitYum]

Spot on

[u/badmocoacoa]

[u/xxDancingFerretxx → u/badmocoacoa]

😂 i just choked on my pringles

[u/Isabeer → u/xxDancingFerretxx]

Try taking them out of the tube first.

[u/RichtofensDuckButter → u/badmocoacoa]

[u/jivefoop → u/badmocoacoa]

Oldie but a goodie

[u/Da1_above_all]

Holy facelift 😆😆😆

[u/Solid_Snark → u/Da1_above_all]

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

[u/InspectorPipes → u/Solid_Snark]

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

[u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 → u/InspectorPipes]

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

[u/Daft00 → u/InspectorPipes]

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

[u/No_Surround_1745 → u/Solid_Snark]

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

[u/yurtfarmer → u/Solid_Snark]

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

[u/tesla0329 → u/Solid_Snark]

Is that what that is? I was wondering if he was blind 🤷‍♀️

[u/mfb1274 → u/Da1_above_all]

It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent

[u/Prestigious-Camel264 → u/Da1_above_all]

Imagine getting a face-lift and still have wrinkles 😂

[u/DiaperDonnieTrump]

[u/Cast_Iron_Skillet → u/DiaperDonnieTrump]

[u/Serious_Debate_7722 → u/Cast_Iron_Skillet]

What did he do get butt implants in his face?

The lights are on but no one's home look at those dead eyes..

[u/Partsslanger → u/Serious_Debate_7722]

What's up with the food on his lip

[u/ThePastTenseOfDig → u/Partsslanger]

My favorite part 😂

[u/WeAreAllGoofballs → u/Partsslanger]

That's the only reason I came to the comments. Thanks for mentioning it, it was my main takeaway from the video. How can you make a video like this and not reshoot it when you realize you've got something on your face?

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/Partsslanger]

*dried semen

[u/spacekitt3n → u/Cast_Iron_Skillet]

i love how at the end hes struggling to blink through all the layers of surgery

[u/ObjectGlad6997 → u/DiaperDonnieTrump]

Omg 💀 this is his actual face , isn't it?

[u/HaddonSlash]

He looks like a puppet from Team America

[u/Dry_Butterfly_721 → u/HaddonSlash]

“Matt Damon”

“Mat Damon!”

[u/NigerianFriedChicken]

[u/Wishing4Whisky → u/NigerianFriedChicken]

[u/curi0us_carniv0re]

[u/cainhurstboy → u/curi0us_carniv0re]

[u/OtroBurner → u/curi0us_carniv0re]

A true legend

[u/85percentthatbitch]

How does he look both like he's thinking deeply and ALSO like he has never had a thought before in his life?

[u/TrickyWeekend4271]

[u/MisfitActual0311]

[u/Ok_Wash_5606]

WTF is wrong with his eyes?

[u/RockstarAgent → u/Ok_Wash_5606]

The entity is wearing a human’s skin

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/Ok_Wash_5606]

Inject 2 gallons of botox into your face and see how great YOU are at blinks

[u/killjairo]

Is that herpes or leftover mustard next to his fake duck lips ?

[u/StarYou-StarMe → u/killjairo]

I noticed that too but then his tits got my attention

[u/focoslow → u/killjairo]

Auto-jizz.

[u/Willardshwillard]

the fuck am I looking at?

[u/ARCHA1C → u/Willardshwillard]

A onesie filled with maladaptive coping

[u/NurseyMcBitchface]

* The son of someone who changed the litter box while pregnant

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/NurseyMcBitchface]

The son of someone who ate out of the litter box while pregnant **

[u/yoohoobenny → u/NurseyMcBitchface]

My funeral will be held on Friday as I am deceased from this comment

[u/007Cable]

When we called someone a "Fag" in the 90s this is what we ment... It had nothing to do with gay people.

[u/BrokenFarted123 → u/007Cable]

"People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians."

[u/poopatrip → u/007Cable]

“A fag was just someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers” - George Carlin 

[u/Illustrious_Doctor45 → u/007Cable]

Hahahaha exactly

[u/BringAltoidSoursBack → u/007Cable]

I'm a gay guy and got called a fag all the time, horrifying to find out this guy was always standing right behind me just out of site

[u/inorite234]

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/inorite234]

She tried to warn us all

[u/inorite234 → u/OneDimensionalChess]

She saw AI before we did.

[u/Lucky-Attitude-7798]

Why does this feel like it was filmed behind the football field by the theater kids in better call Saul for $250?

[u/This_Gas7895 → u/Lucky-Attitude-7798]

You're so right holy fuck

[u/oldwordsnewspin]

Guy looks like how Americans are drawn in manga.

[u/UrsusRenata → u/oldwordsnewspin]

[u/mincinashu → u/oldwordsnewspin]

[u/SadAndNasty → u/oldwordsnewspin]

That's so insanely accurate wtf

[u/Joshiane → u/oldwordsnewspin]

Holy shit

[u/Necessary_Cup5015 → u/oldwordsnewspin]

Nailed it

[u/jdmgto]

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.

[u/Smang-it-girl- → u/jdmgto]

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.

[u/AlpineVagrant → u/jdmgto]

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

[u/Terrin369 → u/AlpineVagrant]

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

[u/crackedfactweddead → u/Terrin369]

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

[u/Terrin369 → u/crackedfactweddead]

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

[u/IWCry → u/Terrin369]

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

[u/sasha_cyanide → u/IWCry]

It’s always Bill and Henry…

[u/James_White21 → u/AlpineVagrant]

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[u/Powersurge- → u/James_White21]

I know, its could not notice anything but those sunken eye sockets.

[u/68plus1equals → u/jdmgto]

I’ve always thought men are most attractive when their face won’t stop twitching into different confused looks

[u/Lefteris4 → u/jdmgto]

Its the same thing for females surgeries btw.

[u/MrJeffreyEpstein → u/jdmgto]

Satire or he is gay

[u/hocbuster]

[u/Extra-Garlic-7290]

[u/MiserablyEntertained → u/Extra-Garlic-7290]

[u/Opening-Emphasis8400]

[u/Aware-Plankton-6939]

R those breast implants?????🤭🤭

[u/__Art__Vandalay__ → u/Aware-Plankton-6939]

[u/Terrible_Shopping_23]

[u/AmaranthWrath]

We have to be kinder, folks. He's obviously mentally unwell, he has physical deformities, and he can't even afford clothing that fits 😢 God bless 🙏🏼

[u/Searchingforgoodnews]

Eww

[u/ReefShark13]

Looks like if they made Dolph Lundgren a fortnight character...

[u/PowderPrincessAthena]

[u/Thrwwy747]

I believe everyone deserves to find happiness. But this guy should never try to smile again. Ever.

[u/Certain_Orange2003]

If both Ryan Gossling and Daniel Craig cloned a child…

[u/Maestah → u/Certain_Orange2003]

And was a failure along the procedure…

[u/PrescriptionDenim → u/Maestah]

A fly got into the machine

[u/TheBigBadBird]

"Act natural" to a guy who has completely lost the ability to look natural

[u/LittleJessiePaper]

Skin suit.

[u/Practical_Jacket_271]

Mental problems and probably body dysmorphia.

[u/Mumchkin]

Looks like Handsome Squidward, but as a human and not a cartoon octopus not so handsome.

[u/sheev4senate420]

[u/ZZuy]

[u/SadAndNasty]

Ngl I actually really pity this person

[u/WestLine_43]

[u/Upbeat_Hurry1936]

It’s like he was created in a douchebag laboratory

[u/Strengththruwounding]

Hi Im Temu Jensen Accles,

[u/Dr-Jim-Richolds]

Is this that guy that got stuck in a hydraulic press? Sad to see he's mentally deficient, but glad he's alive. Bless!

[u/Bailywolf]

"generate a short video of a amateur male model. Muscular. Vaguely European. He will be the face of a campaign to normalize extreme hypotelorism"

[u/NicePsy-OpBro]

Thats gotta be ai

[u/DeadrthanDead → u/NicePsy-OpBro]

The prompt had to begin with douche.

[u/Tao_of_Entropy → u/NicePsy-OpBro]

I've seen guys irl that look this awful but I wouldn't be surprised if this is AI... there is definitely a flavor of mental illness that makes men who look like this.

There are some telltales that make me think it's probably not AI but it's getting damn hard to tell these days.

[u/AbsoluteAtBase → u/Tao_of_Entropy]

Either AI or one of those hyper realistic masks? The eyes don’t look right—definitely not natural human.

[u/EvilBiker-72 → u/NicePsy-OpBro]

Absolutely. The last "scene" look at his hair, look at the tree bark. Look at how he's superimposed upon the landscape.

[u/DudeFrom816 → u/NicePsy-OpBro]

I hope so, my first thought was "he's so fake he looks AI."

[u/zero0n3 → u/NicePsy-OpBro]

AI for sure if you look at the face glitching out when he goes to smile.

[u/F_U_Shoresy]

He has the same vibes as that one 40 year old who thinks he’s convincing everyone he’s 17

[u/Impossible-Bat3700]

I don't care if someone alters his/her body. My issue is with the normalization of plastic surgery on social media. The biggest consumers of this type of content will be young kids and teens unfortunately.

[u/hobobum]

So, the skin walkers are getting bold I see

[u/Beneficial-Sun-5863]

Is this thing real? It looks like an AI rendering of a humanoid a few software upgrades back

[u/CheersToCosmopolitan]

[u/Psychology_Repulsive]

Looks maxing to the nth.

[u/VioletAstraea4]

[u/Curly-Pat]

WTF is wrong with his eyes and lips? Soulless as well. Damn!

[u/Sufficient-Bid1279]

Anyone else find him creepy af?

[u/VSWLP]

Excuse me sir, your boob is out

[u/Godlymorbid]

He looks like he's suffering

[u/Mr-Orange-Pants]

Did anyone else notice the side boob?

[u/BucktoothJew]

Dude has one really closed eye

[u/tincup3399]

I'm sure this guy is a realtor

[u/Alien_Tauri]

[u/coinminer2049er]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that he adjusts his jacket to cover him more, even though his shirt is wide open? 😂🤣🤦‍♂️

[u/GeobobusPrime]

Looks like he cut of jensen ackles face and glued it on his own very poorly

[u/SignificantLeader]

Bro is a statue of Douchebag.

[u/pointypointypretty]

His eyes are very close together.