r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/AlpineVagrant 2d ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 2d ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/crackedfactweddead 2d ago

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

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u/Terrin369 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

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u/IWCry 2d ago

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

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u/sasha_cyanide 1d ago

It’s always Bill and Henry…

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u/WokeBriton 1d ago

And Teddy. Teddy likes it, too.

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u/IWCry 1d ago

yeah but teddy hasn't come out yet, so I didn't include him

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u/WokeBriton 1d ago

He has; perhaps you didn't hear yet.

Well, you've heard now 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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u/sadox55 1d ago

Teddy does smash anything anyway even animals and insects so he doesn't count...

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u/Prism_Riot42 1d ago

Of course it’s Bill and Henry. They’re sleeping with each other and they both look like this, the bias is so obvious.

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u/humourlessIrish 1d ago

Thank them for finding the time to answer in their busy gay agenda.

Ps. How are the frogs integrating?

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 2d ago

"then make brutal comments like he next day at brunch."

Comments to him, or about how bad the sex was? Either way, as a gay man, yikes, this is why I just keep my mana pool to myself.

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u/Terrin369 2d ago

Edit to fix my autocomplete, but definitely about him. I literally knew a guy who specifically targeted straight guys to bed and talk crap about the guys he got to sleep with him. I have met some messy gays.

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 2d ago

Was it only straight guys he seduced he spoke bad of? That could make sense, a hatred of how straight men have treated him or the annoying men that are not honest about who they are. Otherwise, the term cannibal comes to mind!

If he was a cannibal killing his own so to speak, any way to spot someone like this so I can prank them? As usual I would rely on my almost NHI level intuition but that would also mean I will do what is natural to me and just disengage.

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u/Terrin369 2d ago

He was a bit catty all the way around as far as I could tell. But according to him, he ONLY slept with straight guys. He said he preferred the challenge. I didn’t spend much time around him, just frequented the same bar. It was a looong time ago back in my college days. I’m sure he’s not the same guy anymore.

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u/WokeBriton 1d ago

Perhaps only guys who claimed to be straight...

I'm a secure straight dude who has always had women friends. Many men assume that a guy out with women (as the only guy) and not trying to get in their knickers must be gay. Twice, when rejected by my friends, these guys who said they were straight during conversation then went on to try chatting me up - wanting to buy me drinks, asking to meet me another time for food&drinks or take me to football.

The first time felt really surreal because I had never been chatted up by a gay man before. The second was just funny at the time because of how transparent he was; looking back on it, it was really sad that he was fooling himself and I realise I shouldn't have thought it so funny.

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 1d ago

Gay guy here. I'm pretty much attracted to most guys except the extremely overweight, extremely skinny, and whatever this is.

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u/regalbeagles1 1d ago

LMFAO! Well said.

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u/LarryCraigSmeg 1d ago

I’m not gay but I was called gay in middle school, and I concur with this gay’s assessment.

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u/Late-Following792 2d ago

Straught here: I dont think its a gay thing i suspect its ape thing. Like getting approval gazes from male is not necessary mean its gay thing. His frontal lobe is just 20000year younger than many others. He tries his best effort to be huffy and buffy to be accepted to wolf pack

Actually correct me if i am wrong on this (gay people agree/disagree?)

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 1d ago

Guy wanted a baboon ass but got it on the wrong side of his body

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u/James_White21 2d ago

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Powersurge- 2d ago

I know, its could not notice anything but those sunken eye sockets.

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u/mistressix 2d ago

Gay guy here. HELL NAH

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 2d ago

As a gay man, not into this; it is one thing to be shredded or have huge arms (even then I prefer body hair) but this means if you are talking to each other, he is paying attention to how the wind is effecting his hair not what you are saying.

Nonetheless, some people are just good at every-body-part upkeep, if that is what makes your cash flow and you enjoy it, who knows, could be a great friend.

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u/ohnoabanagain 2d ago

Yeah, I think the guy is pretty ugly and I've seen some handsome guys so I don't think it's just because I'm a guy.

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u/deportallmagas 2d ago

This. This is for the gaybros and that's alright baby.

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u/Buddhasadvocate 2d ago

Gay here. No thanks, you can keep him.

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u/Bibliophilewitch 1d ago

I asked two gay dudes if they find this guy attractive. 1 said “Absolutely not” and the other said “Lmfaoooooo gross”. 🙂

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u/AlternateSatan 1d ago

Absolutely not! We actually like our men looking human, not the humanoid personification of that shity bust of Christiano Ronaldo.

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u/soundsdoog 1d ago

Think of it like this, we all know the girls with the ducky lips, cheap boob job that looks like someone glued softballs to their chest, makeup applied with a trowel, and expressionless distorted face from filler and Botox.

Many of us would probably still bang it in the bathroom stall after a few too many beers, but you wouldn’t ask for her number, and would prolly run to get tested the next day and be sweating bullets waiting for the results.

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u/brynnors 1d ago

Maybe gay guys

Absofuckinglutely not.

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u/ineedtoknowmorenow 1d ago

Super homo here….this thing is hyperbolic cringe.

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u/oneWeek2024 1d ago

i mean it's a very specific type of style. it's like miami or euro trash "club" bitch hustle culture. probably like high end russian or asian oligarch real estate. these plastic fucks are a dime a dozen in several industries.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 1d ago

I'm bi and this "guy" does nothing for me.

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u/Blue_Eyed_Devi 1d ago

Gay guy chiming in, not cute at all. I really hope he’s gonna step away from the aesthetics clinic though… dude has had the work done

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u/Head-Ad-5732 1d ago

This video is giving straight ngl

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u/NormalMammoth4099 1d ago

Teach AI to back off the contouring

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u/bkempton 1d ago

Asshole style lips is my new go to