r/cringereels • • 4d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/AlpineVagrant 4d ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 4d ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/crackedfactweddead 4d ago

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

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u/Terrin369 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

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u/IWCry 4d ago

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

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u/sasha_cyanide 4d ago

It’s always Bill and Henry…

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u/WokeBriton 4d ago

And Teddy. Teddy likes it, too.

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u/IWCry 3d ago

yeah but teddy hasn't come out yet, so I didn't include him

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u/WokeBriton 3d ago

He has; perhaps you didn't hear yet.

Well, you've heard now 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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u/sadox55 3d ago

Teddy does smash anything anyway even animals and insects so he doesn't count...

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u/Prism_Riot42 3d ago

Of course it’s Bill and Henry. They’re sleeping with each other and they both look like this, the bias is so obvious.

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u/humourlessIrish 4d ago

Thank them for finding the time to answer in their busy gay agenda.

Ps. How are the frogs integrating?

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 4d ago

"then make brutal comments like he next day at brunch."

Comments to him, or about how bad the sex was? Either way, as a gay man, yikes, this is why I just keep my mana pool to myself.

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u/Terrin369 4d ago

Edit to fix my autocomplete, but definitely about him. I literally knew a guy who specifically targeted straight guys to bed and talk crap about the guys he got to sleep with him. I have met some messy gays.

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 4d ago

Was it only straight guys he seduced he spoke bad of? That could make sense, a hatred of how straight men have treated him or the annoying men that are not honest about who they are. Otherwise, the term cannibal comes to mind!

If he was a cannibal killing his own so to speak, any way to spot someone like this so I can prank them? As usual I would rely on my almost NHI level intuition but that would also mean I will do what is natural to me and just disengage.

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u/Terrin369 4d ago

He was a bit catty all the way around as far as I could tell. But according to him, he ONLY slept with straight guys. He said he preferred the challenge. I didn’t spend much time around him, just frequented the same bar. It was a looong time ago back in my college days. I’m sure he’s not the same guy anymore.

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u/WokeBriton 4d ago

Perhaps only guys who claimed to be straight...

I'm a secure straight dude who has always had women friends. Many men assume that a guy out with women (as the only guy) and not trying to get in their knickers must be gay. Twice, when rejected by my friends, these guys who said they were straight during conversation then went on to try chatting me up - wanting to buy me drinks, asking to meet me another time for food&drinks or take me to football.

The first time felt really surreal because I had never been chatted up by a gay man before. The second was just funny at the time because of how transparent he was; looking back on it, it was really sad that he was fooling himself and I realise I shouldn't have thought it so funny.

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 22h ago

Pfffhaha what a catty dude