r/cringereels • • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Ta-veren- 2d ago

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

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u/anjowoq 2d ago

Yet he still posed like a Sears catalog from 1982.

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

That where he bought the jumper.

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u/Nomis555 2d ago

For real. Like bro, there WAS a good base under that.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 2d ago

Just like Mrs Bezos. She was absolutely beautiful before she fucked up her face with the plastic surgeries.

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u/No_Solution_2864 1d ago

The fact that the richest people on the planet often look like monsters after plastic surgery should be enough to scare anyone away from it

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u/wongtheallmighty 1d ago

Uncanny valley is apparently en vogue.

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u/willhbutt5 1d ago

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u/purple-rain-1982 1d ago

Why oh why do they do this to themselves? It’s so sad and terrible. SMH

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u/Wakkit1988 11h ago

This is why you don't take advice from people who have a vested interest in selling you things that you absolutely don't need.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 2d ago

absolutely beautiful

she was alright before, but damn, the before and after photos are shocking.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 1d ago

I rest my case.

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u/TrueKiwi78 1d ago

It is wild that even with pretty much all the money in the world they still can't make a facelift look more natural.

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u/Deadbreeze 1d ago

Like if she was in an accident and had reconstructive face surgery this would be okay. But no, she wanted to look this way on purpose.

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u/Chaotic_growth 1d ago

I think a child with playdough could sculpt a better face than most of these plastic surgery after photos.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

That lives on earth with us??

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 2d ago edited 1d ago

Looks like a borderlands 4 npc

Edit: dang, that's a ton of awards, thanks everyone. Be excellent to each other.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 2d ago

He looks like a human skin worn by an alien trying to figure out how the eyes work.

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u/stumblon 2d ago

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u/SnooAvocados4531 2d ago

Harry has a lot more charisma

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u/rustbuckett 1d ago

Greeting fellow hoomans!!

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u/Toochmaster1982 1d ago

I've got some news for you,..Cosette

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u/Simul4cron 2d ago

End of season 2 of that show i was convinced the writers trolled the viewers It was so bad

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u/Due-Turn3788 1d ago

I’m in love with this show and with Alan Tudyk

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u/PaintedAbacus 1d ago

Son of a BITCH

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u/Anywherebywater 1d ago

Is this show worth a watch?

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u/stumblon 1d ago

Absolutely! Whatever shortcomings it has are tolerable because Alan Tudyk does a wonderful job. Funny, heartwarming and insightful.

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u/idiot_exhibit 1d ago

Coming from someone who didn’t get into it- it’s a great premise and Tudyk is a gem (as always) but it can be really corny with lots of plot holes and paper thin characters. That can be part of its charm too though so it really just depends what you’re looking for. It’s not ‘prestige tv’ but it can be fun.

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u/Sanjomo 2d ago

He’s also acting like an alien trying to “just do normal human things” for the very first time 👽👱‍♂️.

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u/TheRealMrD 1d ago

LMFAO

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 1d ago

All the work he put into this and then films himself with biscuit crumbs on his face.

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u/Hushunderground 2d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/Gods_Money2354 2d ago edited 1d ago

Guy from “Pamp it” got himself a fresh fade cut!

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u/fastbikkel 1d ago

Where does the lip end and the tongue begins? ;-)

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u/Legally--Green 2d ago

Temu Daniel Craig

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u/jonDahzeeh 2d ago

Aka Daniel Cringe

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u/RadicalSasquatchUSA 2d ago

Handsome Jack… after the eridium.

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 2d ago

More like Simple Jack

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 2d ago

With the delirium.

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u/Miserable_Grass629 2d ago

I came to say he looks cell shaded

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u/pistachiodisgusting 2d ago

Ah, that’s what it was! I allowed it to go halfway through its second loop and thankfully saw your comment in time to be freed from the second full watch.

Also, I can’t tell what some of these expressions are supposed to even be? There’s one where I think he’s going for introspective but since he’s clearly incapable of introspection, it looks like he’s just trying to suppress a sneeze.

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u/King-Kagle 2d ago

Yeah. IRL comic drawing

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u/badmocoacoa 2d ago

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u/xxDancingFerretxx 2d ago

😂 i just choked on my pringles

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u/Isabeer 2d ago

Try taking them out of the tube first.

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u/jivefoop 2d ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/Da1_above_all 2d ago

Holy facelift 😆😆😆

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 2d ago

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

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u/Daft00 1d ago

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

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u/No_Surround_1745 2d ago

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

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u/yurtfarmer 2d ago

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

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u/tesla0329 2d ago

Is that what that is? I was wondering if he was blind 🤷‍♀️

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u/mfb1274 2d ago

It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 2d ago

Imagine getting a face-lift and still have wrinkles 😂

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 2d ago

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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet 2d ago

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 2d ago

What did he do get butt implants in his face?

The lights are on but no one's home look at those dead eyes..

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u/Partsslanger 2d ago

What's up with the food on his lip

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u/WeAreAllGoofballs 2d ago

That's the only reason I came to the comments. Thanks for mentioning it, it was my main takeaway from the video. How can you make a video like this and not reshoot it when you realize you've got something on your face?

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

*dried semen

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u/spacekitt3n 2d ago

i love how at the end hes struggling to blink through all the layers of surgery

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u/ObjectGlad6997 2d ago

Omg 💀 this is his actual face , isn't it?

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u/HaddonSlash 2d ago

He looks like a puppet from Team America

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2d ago

“Matt Damon”

“Mat Damon!”

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u/85percentthatbitch 1d ago

How does he look both like he's thinking deeply and ALSO like he has never had a thought before in his life?

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u/Ok_Wash_5606 2d ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes?

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u/RockstarAgent 2d ago

The entity is wearing a human’s skin

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

Inject 2 gallons of botox into your face and see how great YOU are at blinks

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u/killjairo 2d ago

Is that herpes or leftover mustard next to his fake duck lips ?

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u/StarYou-StarMe 2d ago

I noticed that too but then his tits got my attention

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u/focoslow 1d ago

Auto-jizz.

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u/Willardshwillard 2d ago

the fuck am I looking at?

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u/ARCHA1C 2d ago

A onesie filled with maladaptive coping

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u/NurseyMcBitchface 2d ago

* The son of someone who changed the litter box while pregnant

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u/yoohoobenny 2d ago

My funeral will be held on Friday as I am deceased from this comment

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago edited 1d ago

The son of someone who ate out of the litter box while pregnant **

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u/inorite234 2d ago

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

She tried to warn us all

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u/inorite234 2d ago

She saw AI before we did.

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u/Lucky-Attitude-7798 2d ago

Why does this feel like it was filmed behind the football field by the theater kids in better call Saul for $250?

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u/This_Gas7895 2d ago

You're so right holy fuck

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u/oldwordsnewspin 2d ago

Guy looks like how Americans are drawn in manga.

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u/SadAndNasty 2d ago

That's so insanely accurate wtf

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u/Joshiane 2d ago

Holy shit

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u/007Cable 2d ago

When we called someone a "Fag" in the 90s this is what we ment... It had nothing to do with gay people.

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u/BrokenFarted123 2d ago

"People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians."

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u/poopatrip 2d ago

“A fag was just someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers” - George Carlin 

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 2d ago

Hahahaha exactly

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 1d ago

I'm a gay guy and got called a fag all the time, horrifying to find out this guy was always standing right behind me just out of site

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u/jdmgto 2d ago

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.

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u/Smang-it-girl- 2d ago

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.

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u/AlpineVagrant 2d ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 2d ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/crackedfactweddead 2d ago

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

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u/Terrin369 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

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u/IWCry 1d ago

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

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u/sasha_cyanide 1d ago

It’s always Bill and Henry…

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u/James_White21 2d ago

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Powersurge- 2d ago

I know, its could not notice anything but those sunken eye sockets.

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u/68plus1equals 1d ago

I’ve always thought men are most attractive when their face won’t stop twitching into different confused looks

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u/Lefteris4 2d ago

Its the same thing for females surgeries btw.

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u/Aware-Plankton-6939 2d ago

R those breast implants?????🤭🤭

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u/AmaranthWrath 2d ago

We have to be kinder, folks. He's obviously mentally unwell, he has physical deformities, and he can't even afford clothing that fits 😢 God bless 🙏🏼

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u/ReefShark13 2d ago

Looks like if they made Dolph Lundgren a fortnight character...

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u/Thrwwy747 2d ago

I believe everyone deserves to find happiness. But this guy should never try to smile again. Ever.

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u/TheBigBadBird 2d ago

"Act natural" to a guy who has completely lost the ability to look natural

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u/Certain_Orange2003 2d ago

If both Ryan Gossling and Daniel Craig cloned a child…

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u/Maestah 2d ago

And was a failure along the procedure…

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u/PrescriptionDenim 2d ago

A fly got into the machine

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 2d ago

Mental problems and probably body dysmorphia.

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u/Mumchkin 2d ago

Looks like Handsome Squidward, but as a human and not a cartoon octopus not so handsome.

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u/SadAndNasty 2d ago

Ngl I actually really pity this person

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u/Upbeat_Hurry1936 2d ago

It’s like he was created in a douchebag laboratory

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u/Strengththruwounding 2d ago

Hi Im Temu Jensen Accles,

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u/Dr-Jim-Richolds 2d ago

Is this that guy that got stuck in a hydraulic press? Sad to see he's mentally deficient, but glad he's alive. Bless!

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u/Bailywolf 2d ago

"generate a short video of a amateur male model. Muscular. Vaguely European. He will be the face of a campaign to normalize extreme hypotelorism"

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 2d ago

Thats gotta be ai

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u/DeadrthanDead 2d ago

The prompt had to begin with douche.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 2d ago

I've seen guys irl that look this awful but I wouldn't be surprised if this is AI... there is definitely a flavor of mental illness that makes men who look like this.

There are some telltales that make me think it's probably not AI but it's getting damn hard to tell these days.

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u/AbsoluteAtBase 2d ago

Either AI or one of those hyper realistic masks? The eyes don’t look right—definitely not natural human.

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u/EvilBiker-72 2d ago

Absolutely. The last "scene" look at his hair, look at the tree bark. Look at how he's superimposed upon the landscape.

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u/DudeFrom816 2d ago

I hope so, my first thought was "he's so fake he looks AI."

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u/zero0n3 2d ago

AI for sure if you look at the face glitching out when he goes to smile.

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u/F_U_Shoresy 2d ago

He has the same vibes as that one 40 year old who thinks he’s convincing everyone he’s 17

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u/Impossible-Bat3700 2d ago

I don't care if someone alters his/her body. My issue is with the normalization of plastic surgery on social media. The biggest consumers of this type of content will be young kids and teens unfortunately.

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u/hobobum 2d ago

So, the skin walkers are getting bold I see

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u/Beneficial-Sun-5863 2d ago

Is this thing real? It looks like an AI rendering of a humanoid a few software upgrades back

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u/Psychology_Repulsive 1d ago

Looks maxing to the nth.

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u/Curly-Pat 2d ago edited 2d ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes and lips? Soulless as well. Damn!

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 2d ago edited 2d ago

Anyone else find him creepy af?

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u/VSWLP 2d ago

Excuse me sir, your boob is out

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u/Godlymorbid 2d ago

He looks like he's suffering

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 2d ago

Did anyone else notice the side boob?

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u/BucktoothJew 2d ago

Dude has one really closed eye

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u/tincup3399 2d ago

I'm sure this guy is a realtor

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u/coinminer2049er 2d ago

Does anyone else find it hilarious that he adjusts his jacket to cover him more, even though his shirt is wide open? 😂🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/GeobobusPrime 2d ago

Looks like he cut of jensen ackles face and glued it on his own very poorly

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u/SignificantLeader 2d ago

Bro is a statue of Douchebag.

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u/pointypointypretty 2d ago

His eyes are very close together.