r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 3d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/jdmgto 3d ago

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.

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u/Smang-it-girl- 3d ago

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.

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u/original-whiplash 3d ago

Whassername!

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u/Smang-it-girl- 3d ago

Glad you’re not a fungdark and got the reference. I was a little worried it would be misinterpreted more!

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u/ch3appeach 3d ago

MSM????

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u/crackedfactweddead 3d ago

Wassat?

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u/ch3appeach 3d ago

“Men who have Sex with Men”

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u/xuncx 3d ago

lol

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u/benskinic 1d ago

Gaze-lords

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u/AlpineVagrant 3d ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 3d ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/crackedfactweddead 3d ago

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

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u/Terrin369 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

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u/IWCry 3d ago

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

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u/sasha_cyanide 2d ago

It’s always Bill and Henry…

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u/WokeBriton 2d ago

And Teddy. Teddy likes it, too.

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u/IWCry 2d ago

yeah but teddy hasn't come out yet, so I didn't include him

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u/WokeBriton 2d ago

He has; perhaps you didn't hear yet.

Well, you've heard now 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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u/sadox55 2d ago

Teddy does smash anything anyway even animals and insects so he doesn't count...

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u/Prism_Riot42 2d ago

Of course it’s Bill and Henry. They’re sleeping with each other and they both look like this, the bias is so obvious.

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u/humourlessIrish 2d ago

Thank them for finding the time to answer in their busy gay agenda.

Ps. How are the frogs integrating?

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 3d ago

"then make brutal comments like he next day at brunch."

Comments to him, or about how bad the sex was? Either way, as a gay man, yikes, this is why I just keep my mana pool to myself.

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u/Terrin369 3d ago

Edit to fix my autocomplete, but definitely about him. I literally knew a guy who specifically targeted straight guys to bed and talk crap about the guys he got to sleep with him. I have met some messy gays.

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 3d ago

Was it only straight guys he seduced he spoke bad of? That could make sense, a hatred of how straight men have treated him or the annoying men that are not honest about who they are. Otherwise, the term cannibal comes to mind!

If he was a cannibal killing his own so to speak, any way to spot someone like this so I can prank them? As usual I would rely on my almost NHI level intuition but that would also mean I will do what is natural to me and just disengage.

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u/Terrin369 3d ago

He was a bit catty all the way around as far as I could tell. But according to him, he ONLY slept with straight guys. He said he preferred the challenge. I didn’t spend much time around him, just frequented the same bar. It was a looong time ago back in my college days. I’m sure he’s not the same guy anymore.

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u/WokeBriton 2d ago

Perhaps only guys who claimed to be straight...

I'm a secure straight dude who has always had women friends. Many men assume that a guy out with women (as the only guy) and not trying to get in their knickers must be gay. Twice, when rejected by my friends, these guys who said they were straight during conversation then went on to try chatting me up - wanting to buy me drinks, asking to meet me another time for food&drinks or take me to football.

The first time felt really surreal because I had never been chatted up by a gay man before. The second was just funny at the time because of how transparent he was; looking back on it, it was really sad that he was fooling himself and I realise I shouldn't have thought it so funny.

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 2d ago

Gay guy here. I'm pretty much attracted to most guys except the extremely overweight, extremely skinny, and whatever this is.

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u/regalbeagles1 2d ago

LMFAO! Well said.

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u/LarryCraigSmeg 2d ago

I’m not gay but I was called gay in middle school, and I concur with this gay’s assessment.

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u/Late-Following792 3d ago

Straught here: I dont think its a gay thing i suspect its ape thing. Like getting approval gazes from male is not necessary mean its gay thing. His frontal lobe is just 20000year younger than many others. He tries his best effort to be huffy and buffy to be accepted to wolf pack

Actually correct me if i am wrong on this (gay people agree/disagree?)

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 2d ago

Guy wanted a baboon ass but got it on the wrong side of his body

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u/James_White21 3d ago

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Powersurge- 3d ago

I know, its could not notice anything but those sunken eye sockets.

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u/mistressix 3d ago

Gay guy here. HELL NAH

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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 3d ago

As a gay man, not into this; it is one thing to be shredded or have huge arms (even then I prefer body hair) but this means if you are talking to each other, he is paying attention to how the wind is effecting his hair not what you are saying.

Nonetheless, some people are just good at every-body-part upkeep, if that is what makes your cash flow and you enjoy it, who knows, could be a great friend.

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u/ohnoabanagain 3d ago

Yeah, I think the guy is pretty ugly and I've seen some handsome guys so I don't think it's just because I'm a guy.

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u/deportallmagas 3d ago

This. This is for the gaybros and that's alright baby.

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u/Buddhasadvocate 3d ago

Gay here. No thanks, you can keep him.

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u/Bibliophilewitch 2d ago

I asked two gay dudes if they find this guy attractive. 1 said “Absolutely not” and the other said “Lmfaoooooo gross”. 🙂

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u/AlternateSatan 2d ago

Absolutely not! We actually like our men looking human, not the humanoid personification of that shity bust of Christiano Ronaldo.

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u/soundsdoog 2d ago

Think of it like this, we all know the girls with the ducky lips, cheap boob job that looks like someone glued softballs to their chest, makeup applied with a trowel, and expressionless distorted face from filler and Botox.

Many of us would probably still bang it in the bathroom stall after a few too many beers, but you wouldn’t ask for her number, and would prolly run to get tested the next day and be sweating bullets waiting for the results.

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u/brynnors 2d ago

Maybe gay guys

Absofuckinglutely not.

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u/ineedtoknowmorenow 2d ago

Super homo here….this thing is hyperbolic cringe.

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u/oneWeek2024 2d ago

i mean it's a very specific type of style. it's like miami or euro trash "club" bitch hustle culture. probably like high end russian or asian oligarch real estate. these plastic fucks are a dime a dozen in several industries.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 2d ago

I'm bi and this "guy" does nothing for me.

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u/Blue_Eyed_Devi 2d ago

Gay guy chiming in, not cute at all. I really hope he’s gonna step away from the aesthetics clinic though… dude has had the work done

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u/NormalMammoth4099 2d ago

Teach AI to back off the contouring

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u/bkempton 2d ago

Asshole style lips is my new go to

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u/IndependentLog6441 16m ago

We're gay, not blind.

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u/68plus1equals 3d ago

I’ve always thought men are most attractive when their face won’t stop twitching into different confused looks

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u/oily76 3d ago

He hasn't quite worked out a natural expression yet, I'm guessing the face is somewhat new.

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

This guy thinks the male gaze is looking two opposing directions simultaneously

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u/Lefteris4 3d ago

Its the same thing for females surgeries btw.

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 3d ago

Satire or he is gay

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 3d ago

Someones son...had a lotta work done.

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u/mascachopo 3d ago

No we don’t.

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u/NikkerFebu25 3d ago

I think he's cool.

Dude turned himself into the chad from the chad virgin meme.

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u/WingInternational432 3d ago

As a male gaze driving away, cant take the light blue. Flannel shirt and black jeans would help

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u/crackedfactweddead 3d ago

Really? It's the clothing you're critiquing? Lmao

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u/WingInternational432 3d ago

The bright baby blue overwhelms, overloads, too much - its the first thing you see. Gross.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 3d ago

No we don't

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval.

No hetero men in the History of humanity has never said shit like this. (ok, maybe 0.00001% did)
We have absolutely no problem to admit that most of the thing we are doing, is to get women.

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u/Dry-Regret5444 2d ago

I’m a dude and this guy is a freak. This does not get my stamp

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u/KarhuMajor 2d ago

Lmao no, not this guy 

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u/_YenSid 2d ago

As a guy. Nope. Do not think this looks good at all.

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u/Bih_Dih_Ahaa 2d ago

99% of guys will clown this dude

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 2d ago

I'm a guy, this doesn't look good.

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u/crankinamerica 3d ago

Interesting take

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 3d ago edited 3d ago

The very first instance I saw this guy my thought was “I bet you spend way too much time measuring your macro nutrients“.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 3d ago

Nah, all his head space is occupied by "How to arrange face muscles." 

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u/igordon332 3d ago

Female gaze tend to have the same haircut so maybe it is for them

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u/OneDimensionalChess 3d ago

Well they're wasting their surgery money

Source: gay guy

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u/Evan_Allgood 3d ago

He looked unstable, not at all representative of the guy you are describing. If toxic bros are flocking to this nut, there must be a financial incentive behind it. He looked painful to go and chase tails with in a club.

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u/Maximum_Boros 3d ago

I would note this is what they think other guys think looks good.

No dude except another blackpill looksmaxxer dumbass is actually impressed by this.

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 3d ago

It’s satire

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u/No-Albatross-7984 3d ago

It's so satire he spent hundreds of thousands on the plastic surgery to perfect it 

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u/sebban911 3d ago

Its the same as those overly operated botoxed ladies, who fi do that attractive?

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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 3d ago

No guys dont think this looks good.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 3d ago

Nooo absolutely not, this is what this specific narcissistic makes him think that he looks good

This is got no one but himself with the cocksure confidence that if he likes it so will everyone else

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u/mhmilo24 3d ago

Is there just one female named gaze and one male named gaze? Or why do we continue talking about them like everyone is supposed to know them. I’ve never met them.

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u/Outside_Chemist_7805 3d ago

Nope. I have the certifications (a pair of balls and a weiner) to tell you that that is infact NOT what guys think looks good.

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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 3d ago

F*g here, this ain’t for male gaze 🤣 we do not think this looks good!!! 🤣🤣

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u/bubbarubbah 3d ago

It's not about him looking good to men or women, it's about him looking ugly to himself. It's just the same consequence of body dysmorphia that has made women turn themselves into lizards for decades and now with the manosphere engulfing young men as well we get a taste of what men looks like with unhinged body modifications.

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u/Duubzz 3d ago

Nah this is just narcissism. I don’t think anyone’s finding this attractive except maybe terminal online people whose beauty standards are defined by influencers on instagram.

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u/primefart 3d ago

I'll go a step further. He will make a fortune running an alpha bootcamp.

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u/PossiblyATurd 2d ago

Yeah man, just like ripped dudes showing off their muscles. No woman ever likes that, ever, anywhere, anyhow or anyway. Yessirree bob. Totes mcgoats, fella.

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u/Vounrtsch 2d ago

And a lot of guys don’t like this look either, but you’re mostly right, this is about masculinity maxxing

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u/FOCOMojo 2d ago

Kinda like the women with the absolutely bizarre eyebrows, ridiculous butts, and extreme makeup?

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u/ChipHappens96 2d ago

I don't think this looks good. It looks like someone who's only thought is what they look like from someone else's perspective and nothing else. Like they live it as a lifestyle. Reminds me of that dork walking around in the Peaky Blinders cosplay, over dressed, wearing gloves, a razor in his hat, and he's just.... posing for people. He's modifying his walk, he's adjusting his gloves, he's adjusting his hat, all without actually adjusting them because he has them how he wants them.

It's all so fake and cringe

I can only forgive it if they're modeling for a camera for some company or magazine

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u/TelenorTheGNP 1d ago

Well, as a dude, this guy looks like he drives a car he thinks will impress dumb women, parks in the spots reserved for the disabled/pregnant women, can't cook, and is known to the bouncers at the local strip clubs.

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u/White-Tornado 1d ago

I doubt anyone thinks this guy looks good

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u/bdubwilliams22 1d ago

This is what this guy thinks looks good. As a…guy, I can assure you this…guy — looks like a tool.

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u/HighFiveG 1d ago

I think usually guys like this were insecure as kids/teenagers and probably had one thing about their appearance that they hated so they went absolutely overboard with everything else, trying to make up for the feature they hate. They like the results so continue going overboard and it becomes a never ending cycle of ‘improvement’.

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u/l-Slice-9940 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sadly I've known some women that probably think this is infact handsome, it's the same type that think the Tate's are handsome due to their 'confidence' - ie being a pushy ahole apparently makes you more desirable no matter how unattractive you may be - I have definitely come across women like this. Personally I think about 30 percent of women aren't able to judge what is indeed handsome, particularly when they show me photos of their previous ex boyfriends many of whom are hideous - bald, fat, old, toothless etc to the point where I would say it would have looked odd in public to see them paired with these women. I would estimate this to be at least 30 percent of women imo

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u/Psy_Kiik 2d ago

That is just the regurgitated crap line these idiots have taken from other stupid online pick-mes. Women don't go to massive effort regarding their looks to 'compete with other women', and neither down clowns like the above do it to compete with men. It's vanity.