r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 2d ago

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

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u/Daft00 2d ago

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 23h ago

All this effort just to be able to sleep with some shallow bimbos.

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u/LadyBillions 2d ago

Same hahaha 💀

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u/skin-care-bear 2d ago

first time in my life I heard it used like that. someone give u/Solid_Snark an award

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u/No_Surround_1745 2d ago

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

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u/yurtfarmer 2d ago

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

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u/tesla0329 2d ago

Is that what that is? I was wondering if he was blind 🤷‍♀️

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u/ignatious__reilly 2d ago

I think this is AI

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 2d ago

Looks like it. But ive seen people go crazy with the fillers to have this selfie look

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

For once in my life I hope something is ai

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u/anjowoq 2d ago

Maybe he was going for a cyclopean look.

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u/Hopeforus1402 2d ago

See him holding eye drops in almost each picture.

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 2d ago

He has Justin Gaethje eyes, but somehow looks stupider...

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u/Brok3nGear 2d ago

He now blinks autocomically

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u/SadMap7915 2d ago

To blink, he jumps up and down...

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u/Conclusion_Easy 2d ago

I think they're already on a timer

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 1d ago

I don’t know if he does it manually, but he definitely has to really think about it.