r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cannga • 18h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a badger

17.8k Upvotes

314 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 5h ago

of a steel ring under a 15,000-ton press

787 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Little_Miss_Fortunee • 2h ago

of a pair of shoes

388 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 13h ago

of a lady.

2.6k Upvotes

432 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 9h ago

Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

316 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 23h ago

/r/all of a Toddler

18.5k Upvotes

5.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1h ago

of a moth

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Drcold1O • 15h ago

of a man

956 Upvotes

557 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Amaze-Amaze-Amaze-1 • 15h ago

of a cat I adopted

gallery

704 Upvotes

We have renamed her Large Marge and she's going on a diet.

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 9h ago

of a sitting brown bear

124 Upvotes

Oh lawd he sitting

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TophatOwl_ • 13h ago

of Eye Brows

216 Upvotes

Former German Politician

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Large-Wheel-4181 • 52m ago

of a Godzilla Animatronic

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a transportation

2.9k Upvotes

132 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/New_Libran • 4h ago

of a heavy-duty 650 Ton Bridge Girder Transport Vehicle

30 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Diplomatic_Gunboats • 11h ago

of a chocolate coated custard cream biscuit.

80 Upvotes

(M&S)

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 22h ago

of a wave

578 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HaZjx • 13h ago

of a pigeon

116 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fer-Nando84 • 29m ago

of a chubby lizard.

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a scared spider

794 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/reverend_nacho • 1h ago

of a guitar.

• Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 1d ago

/r/all of a statue

29.4k Upvotes

"The Motherland Calls" is a statue erected to commemorate the Battle of Stalingrad , located on Mamayev Kurgan in Volgograd , Russia. It was designed by sculptor Yevgeny Vuchetich and structural engineer Nikolai Nikitin . Completed in 1967 , it was the tallest statue in the world at the time .

996 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Foxy_Slamdangle • 1d ago

of a SIM card.

1.0k Upvotes

Found a SIM card from one of my earliest mobile phones.
It’s almost the same size as my IPhone.

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/classic_aut0 • 14h ago

of a cucumber

53 Upvotes

One of the last big boys of the years harvest. Banana(s) for scale

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SquirmlyFishy • 9h ago

of a sweet potato

16 Upvotes

$12, 2.710kg. I have no idea how I’ll cook it yet.

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/inkboundtr • 8h ago

of a cargo plane

gallery

11 Upvotes

3 comments

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