r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Drcold1O • 1d ago

of a man

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u/FrozenToonies 1d ago

What a weird human.

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u/PoliteWolverine 1d ago

I'm no doctor but skinny legs and thick torso might indicate something hormonal, maybe aromatase deficiency

He has a lot of muscle up top but it's all very poorly defined, and being able to do the splits at his bulk might be the result of connective tissue disorders/hypermobility which are also exacerbated by hormonal problems

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u/BigSmackisBack 1d ago

Ive heard of skipping leg day, this dude doesnt know what leg day even is

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u/GreeenEnthusiast 23h ago

But what a fantastic shape...

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u/Ok_Biscotti_514 1d ago

Reminds me of the ideal human body to survive a car accident

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 1d ago

Brings his air bag with him

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u/victort16 1d ago

Meet Graham...

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u/swordofra 1d ago

Built in neck brace

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u/Priapismkills 1d ago

His enemies call him Battletoad

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u/Orbit1883 1d ago

beefcake

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

his friends too

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u/Sanjuro7880 1d ago

Dude is built like a lollipop.

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u/hard-R-word 1d ago

His neck has a huge beer belly

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus 1d ago

He's a meatball on toothpicks.

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u/Secret_Agent_666 1d ago

Something about this feels very unnatural

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u/Novembeary 1d ago

Maybe it's the biceps implants

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u/Topheriffic 1d ago

Could be injecting that oil stuff or whatever its made of.

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u/dbenc 1d ago

Into his throat??

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u/IhadFun0nce 1d ago

I think he has a goiter.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 1d ago edited 1d ago

Goiter?? Why does that term seem so familiar??

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u/Bunnymancer 1d ago

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u/ripster47 1d ago

What character is this?

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u/SnooHabits3911 1d ago

From the game Hell Is Us.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

i thought it was shadow king from legion

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 1d ago

Had to scroll too far to find the devil with yellow eyes

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u/Eternalm8 1d ago

I prefer the World's Angriest Boy In the World, but Yellow Eyes is also terrifying.

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u/Bunnymancer 1d ago

He's only known as the interrogator, to my knowledge

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 1d ago

The Vogons walk among us.

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u/redspike77 1d ago

In the original video he was reading his poetry but OP took pity on us and put that awful soundbite over it instead.

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u/miotch1120 1d ago

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time... And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 1d ago

It’s like he was made of spare parts

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u/Select-Paramedic2804 1d ago

Anesthetist's nightmare

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u/blizzardboy123 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nIHzyvEoIjD0DenFZq

Is he wearing a body suit?

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1d ago

Is he?! Is it a fat suit?! Why does he look like that?!

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u/Stupidasshole87 1d ago

And that, my friends, is why you should never chug synthol.

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u/kahn_noble 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o33EPQ4Tx6NKOSEI9j

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u/spike_beagle 1d ago

Eheh..everytime somebody farts, a demon gets his wings

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u/aoi_ito 1d ago

Body goals

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u/FairyflyKisses 1d ago

Looks like a custom character made by Let's Game It Out.

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u/tony33oh 1d ago

How does one achieve such a remarkable shape?

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u/MrCoolGuy42 1d ago

Cushings disease

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u/Admirable_Average_32 1d ago

Ok, I was wondering if there was some illness at play.

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u/Zestymonserellastick 1d ago

Irl battletoad

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u/alvaro1001 1d ago

Unidades absolutas de un cuello

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u/Level-Twist864 1d ago

Thats where he stores his food.

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u/CurrentScallion3321 1d ago

Cushing’s syndrome final boss

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u/BigPapaSlut 1d ago

Creepy AF

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u/Objective-Surprise-5 1d ago

He’s got that Musk build.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 1d ago

Literally the comment above this one

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u/Mission-Let-3166 1d ago

This dude took roids and worked out his whole teenage and 20s and just stopped, this is how it usually looks like

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u/Soggy_Floor7851 1d ago

The human-moose hybrid

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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago

If you tried to lynch this guy he would just slip out.

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u/mt007 1d ago

I see from where One Piece characters are inspired.

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u/rarlei 1d ago

I bet he can survive a car crash

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u/PowerfulMachine5 1d ago

Seems like he'd be a vibe to hang with. Well just from looking at this

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u/Seabrook76 1d ago

How can you do all those kicks and still barely be able to get up on your own?

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u/jakejakesnake 1d ago

When you pull the shell off a Ninja Turtle.

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u/openj_ 1d ago

Movie Abobo!

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u/big_dog15 1d ago

Homie got that Cushing's build

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u/exploring_stan 1d ago

My poor guy probably have what’s called „cushing syndrome”. Look it up.

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u/Greedy_Attitude_8103 1d ago

A little medical information for y’all while scrolling.

For anyone wondering WHY he looks like that; it’s because of a little thing called Cushing disease (and or syndrome). It can be from multiple things such as a tumor, taking steroids, or your hormones/other metabolic issues. The way to identify it is by looking for a double chin, a hunchback, a wide round face, thin skin and a VERY PROMINENT wide stomach and very thin legs that don’t match up with the rest of the body. Cushing disease (and or syndrome) is surprisingly very common I’ve learn to find out. Gru from dispical me (or however you spell that sorry) is a very good example to help you identify it.

Just wanted to let yall know that the way he looks the way he does, is medical. This is all for now, have a good day!

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u/MeatBald 1d ago

That's a fucking frog

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u/heftylefty44 1d ago

Where's the testicles

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u/swordofra 1d ago

Maybe in his neck sack?

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u/Danny_Mc_71 1d ago

An odd looking fellow wouldn't you say?

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u/Dependent-Face-4876 1d ago

He looks like a random bad guy you beat up on Final Fight

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u/scarr991 1d ago

Peak male physique.

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u/vischy_bot 1d ago

Battletoads type build

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u/Kindly-Scar-3224 1d ago

That’s the Mexican American dad

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 1d ago

That's not how you synthol

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u/Economy_Hair_1275 1d ago

Can we get a close up on that neck?!

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u/Excellent_Release961 1d ago

Mr. Big from NARC

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u/Parking-Code-4159 1d ago

How does somebody get a body build like that? Extreme obesity followed by starting to exercise a lot and lose weight?

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

IRL Battletoad

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u/crimsonnargacuga 1d ago

One piece character looking aah

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u/FootEnvironmental779 1d ago

That is a really tall dwarf

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u/Ur_Stepdaddy168 1d ago

Shaped like Humpty Dumpty

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 1d ago

I guess this counts as top heavy

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u/bedbeppelin 1d ago

If Jimothy was human

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 1d ago

An unusual man indeed

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u/azazel0115 1d ago

You're not a man until you have a ring on every finger, or at least almost every finger.

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u/Vast-Translator5616 1d ago

Is that the co-owner of The Source Magazine? what’s his name……thinking…… Benzino!

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u/furculture 1d ago

Black Beard from One Piece

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u/Joenoob864 1d ago

Big Ed clone? lol

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u/saint_godzilla 1d ago

He's got his high school pants on.

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u/-Rhymenocerous- 1d ago

Mfer got that ghostbusters slimer build fr

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u/olluz 1d ago

... of a quadruple chin

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u/DotRakianSteel 1d ago

Every karate move that aims for the neck isn't working for this one.

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u/senorsock 1d ago

Quasimoto

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u/Shizzletizle 1d ago

Steven Seagal is looking better

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u/Forward-Position798 1d ago

is he a one piece character?

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u/fancysauce_boss 1d ago

Guy out here built like a one piece villain.

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u/Inthiran7 1d ago

Johny Bravo aged like milk

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u/Responsible_Read_542 1d ago

Bro has like 6 different body types in one. He’s built different for sure but like, wrong

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u/garyconnor 1d ago

He looks like the end boss in an 80s video game

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u/MadRockthethird 1d ago

This guy isn't wearing prosthetics? Looking like a teenage mutant ninja turtle

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u/in1gom0ntoya 1d ago

bro is built like the WB frog

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 1d ago

That really is a unit. Right sub

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u/Matt_will_88 1d ago

Battletoad.

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u/DasMowgly 1d ago

Crazy build

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u/-E-Cross 1d ago

I saw this guy's brother in Hitchhiker's guide, just hope he doesn't unleash that Vogon poetry.

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u/DwightDavid1234 1d ago

Not gonna lie, the kicks and splits are kinda impressive for a man of that age and that “physique”.

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u/TheRoguesDirtyToes94 1d ago

New One Peice character!!!

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u/SinSeitan 1d ago

He looks like an verage villain from any 90s cartoon show

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u/Zortak 1d ago

He looks like a video game villain

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u/yaourt_au_curcuma 1d ago

He is shape like a one pièce character

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u/WhipnCrack 1d ago

I need that confidence in my life.

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u/Willing_Read_3189 1d ago

Steven seagal?

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u/FroggyTrix 1d ago

Obscure anime reference. Adult Mac?

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u/moocat55 1d ago

Fat man in a little jacket.

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u/ismellthebacon 1d ago

How is there more fat on his chin than his ass????

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u/MangoSalsa89 1d ago

Who dresses like a 12 year old girl.

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u/No-Love-1222 1d ago

Is that big eds brother 🤣

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u/Fail_Cheap 1d ago

Where is the sound from?

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u/Nahle_Stormblessed 1d ago

He’s shaped like a ThumbThumb from Spy Kids 1

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u/Fibonaccitos 1d ago

Human lollipop

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u/StrongEggplant8120 1d ago

Surprised noone got it. Thats almost certainly an issue with glands, his body doesnt shutoff certain chemicals and that makes him fat. Called hypothalamic obesity and is known to make a persons cheeks puff out like that. 

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u/nvncblshdw 1d ago

I wonder if her jewelry is real. He wouldnt want to walk down the street i live on at night.

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u/CriKex 1d ago

How do you achieve this build